I walk into a locally owned supplement shop today, acting like I know nothing about supplements. I take 2 steps in and the guy behind the counter goes "what's going on bro? What you taking?"
I go "I eat food and take some protein..."
He goes, "Ever heard of prohormones?"
I was like dear lord, this guy just f*cking asked me about prohormones and I said 1 sentence.
I said no, asked him about them. He said they will make me huge, and I can buy them for $99.99 a bottle.
They were selling some Legal Limit stuff I had never seen.
He said I needed to buy them now, because in 30 days all retailers are supposed to stop selling prohormones (not sure the truth to that).
As I was leaving, a kid walks in saying he joined Gold's Gym today and just had his first workout, asked the kid what he recommend he takes. The employee says are you trying to bulk up? The 135lb kid says yes.
"Ever heard of superdrol? This stuff will get you big fast" The kid proceeded to buy a $100 bottle of a superdrol clone. His first workout was today.