I Need A Penis Enlarger Flacid Or Hard Any Ideas?

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  1. I Need A Penis Enlarger Flacid Or Hard Any Ideas?


    I know I would come here because you guys would definetly know.

    One guy on here told me fenugreek but that was only for the amount of milk i produced lol

    Any Idea is welcome
    u mad bro?


  2. black spitting cobra venom, used as a topical it stretches the skin and the tissue within the penis. Just dont get it in the piss hole!!!! THis may be hard to come by so good luck finding it. I found it on a safari trip to Africa, we had our guides kill us one and milk it. I then used the venom for 2 months ed before bed and i now am 8 inches flaccid. Quite incredible if you ask me.

  3. Just keep pulling on it. I have stretched mine to almost a foot long.
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  4. ok im trying to be serious for once and your giving me retarted answers
    u mad bro?

  5. I don't think there are any pills you can take to make your jon a johnson. enzyte or a similar pill that says this is what it is suppose to do but most Dr's will tell you unless you think surgery you may be holding all that God's gonna give ya.

  6. Quote Originally Posted by stugots87 View Post
    ok im trying to be serious for once and your giving me retarted answers
    WOW........ok. why do you need a bigger penis? are you going into movies? why can't you just be happy knowing that you know how to use it, find a woman who is happy with your dink and go on about your life?

  7. No such pill.
    If there were such a pill out there, we would all be dragging our penis on the ground. Exaggerated, but you know what I mean.

  8. Ok since everyone wants to be a joke-ster, ill be the one to give you a serious method.

    This is to be done twice daily..

    Get some capsaicin, and rub it on your penis. There are clinical studies that show up to a 15% increase in length/girth.

    Give it a go, it works. Enjoy.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by pistonpump View Post
    black spitting cobra venom, used as a topical it stretches the skin and the tissue within the penis. Just dont get it in the piss hole!!!! THis may be hard to come by so good luck finding it. I found it on a safari trip to Africa, we had our guides kill us one and milk it. I then used the venom for 2 months ed before bed and i now am 8 inches flaccid. Quite incredible if you ask me.
    lmao...but seriously i heard something called jelqing, a penis exercise, im plz with wha i have, i could only think of a guy wanting to be really big is if he wanna do flicks or just want to do party tricks wit it...some gurls say there is a thing as too big

  10. use some chicks mouth for a penis pump...thats what i do. then you are ready to go out and pick up girls (or whatever you're into) with your new found confidence..

  11. thanks alot mann
    u mad bro?

  12. Quote Originally Posted by Big BAMA View Post
    Just keep pulling on it. I have stretched mine to almost a foot long.
    LMAO
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  14. Quote Originally Posted by stugots87 View Post
    thanks alot mann
    Geez, not only did no one give you a serious answer but now we all know you have a small penis.

    Woo woo


    Honestly surgery is the only option... even that is not always successful and the risks outeweight the benefits if you ask me. Then again i'm hung like a donkey..

  15. I think what everyone is trying to say is be Proud and use what the Lord gave ya.
    I mean look at me. I am just four inches, But some girls like it that WIDE!!!!!

  16. Quote Originally Posted by Big BAMA View Post
    I think what everyone is trying to say is be Proud and use what the Lord gave ya.
    I mean look at me. I am just four inches, But some girls like it that WIDE!!!!!
    good post..........and four inches from the floor is not bad either.

  17. I came across this one random message board one day but they didnt let you join, they limit their members but its all about natural penis enlargement and people that actually had it work for them. jelqing, using weights, etc. The only natural way is to stretch that mutha often and i mean like 1000 hard ass pulls and holding the pull in every direction. Just keep pulling you sh1t and hang some weights from it.

    I was serious about the black spitting cobra venom. If you dont believe me then youre just not serious about having your pecker turn into a KOCK.

  18. ok well to the guy who told me to rub chili peppers on my **** thank you for that 1

    about the cobra thing i doubt im goin to run into a cobra in new york city

    and i guess i might have to go wit hthe stretching
    u mad bro?

  19. Quote Originally Posted by stugots87 View Post
    ok well to the guy who told me to rub chili peppers on my **** thank you for that 1

    about the cobra thing i doubt im goin to run into a cobra in new york city

    and i guess i might have to go wit hthe stretching
    Stretch it on your own or get a friend to help you.

  20. Dude, it doesn't matter much if you've got a small pecker. Just think you've got 195lbs behind you, rammin' it home
    “We are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, excellence is not an act, but a habit.”

  21. lmao
    u mad bro?

  22. Quote Originally Posted by stugots87 View Post
    ok well to the guy who told me to rub chili peppers on my **** thank you for that 1

    about the cobra thing i doubt im goin to run into a cobra in new york city

    and i guess i might have to go wit hthe stretching
    Beat it flat with a big hammer and then stray battery acid on it then roll it up with some e-z widers and smoke boyyyyyyy

  23. did i forget to reccommend a full shave? .....uhhh wait, that might make it look like a baby dik lol

  24. Quote Originally Posted by imprezivr6 View Post
    Ok since everyone wants to be a joke-ster, ill be the one to give you a serious method.

    This is to be done twice daily..

    Get some capsaicin, and rub it on your penis. There are clinical studies that show up to a 15% increase in length/girth.

    Give it a go, it works. Enjoy.

    YES!!!!
    Hilarious.

  25. well if you use cayenne pepper juice on it then it will swell nicely!!
    you just have to really rub it in good..
    but seriously look into extenz, i saw a commercial for it lol seriouse

  26. OH MY GOD LMAO!!!

    I can't stop laughing at this ****.

  27. that's a shame.

  28. Quote Originally Posted by imprezivr6 View Post
    Ok since everyone wants to be a joke-ster, ill be the one to give you a serious method.

    This is to be done twice daily..

    Get some capsaicin, and rub it on your penis. There are clinical studies that show up to a 15% increase in length/girth.

    Give it a go, it works. Enjoy.
    You're actually not far off, though a small piece of the puzzle.

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  29. Me, cause I can't stop laughing or the OP because he's getting these ****ed up responses?

  30. um...you could get a strap on instead. or perhaps you could unleash a roll of ducktape on it, thats if.. your just going for girth.

  31. Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    Me, cause I can't stop laughing or the OP because he's getting these ****ed up responses?
    i think yours is more of an uncomfortable laughter, as in you wish you had the courage to post the original question, but now are glad you didn't due to embarrassment factor.

    It's ok, Jay...those 6 year old Thai Boys think you're huge.
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  32. I used capsaicin on my lower back once and was in tears from the pain it caused... If someone got me to put that on my wang, I would be at their door with rocket launchers and hand grenades. lol

  33. I've never laughed so hard on a thread before. The **** you guys can think of. Good laughs while being stuck in class.

  34. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    i think yours is more of an uncomfortable laughter, as in you wish you had the courage to post the original question, but now are glad you didn't due to embarrassment factor.

    It's ok, Jay...those 6 year old Thai Boys think you're huge.

    It all adds up to 18 man... Simple math, duh! It's legal.

  35. Quote Originally Posted by pistonpump View Post
    I came across this one random message board one day but they didnt let you join, they limit their members but its all about natural penis enlargement and people that actually had it work for them. jelqing, using weights, etc. The only natural way is to stretch that mutha often and i mean like 1000 hard ass pulls and holding the pull in every direction. Just keep pulling you sh1t and hang some weights from it.

    I was serious about the black spitting cobra venom. If you dont believe me then youre just not serious about having your pecker turn into a KOCK.
    Just came across it eh piston... did you google "bodybuilding supplements" and a penis enlargement forum just popped up.

    rrrrrright.

  36. Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    It all adds up to 18 man... Simple math, duh! It's legal.
    If they are old enough to crawl they are in the right position eh Jay? sicko...

  37. hung like a hamster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. Hung like a baby...



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  39. Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his **** on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says "Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop - not a **** shop!" "Well," replies the man, "Why don't you put two hands and a face on it?"
    that is friggin priceless
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