I Need A Penis Enlarger Flacid Or Hard Any Ideas?

Page 1 of 4 123 ... Last
  1. Registered User
    stugots87's Avatar
    Stats
    6'1"  183 lbs.
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    27
    Answers
    0

    I Need A Penis Enlarger Flacid Or Hard Any Ideas?


    I know I would come here because you guys would definetly know.

    One guy on here told me fenugreek but that was only for the amount of milk i produced lol

    Any Idea is welcome
    u mad bro?

  2. Banned
    pistonpump's Avatar
    Stats
    6'2"  225 lbs.
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Age
    30
    Posts
    12,114
    Answers
    0


    black spitting cobra venom, used as a topical it stretches the skin and the tissue within the penis. Just dont get it in the piss hole!!!! THis may be hard to come by so good luck finding it. I found it on a safari trip to Africa, we had our guides kill us one and milk it. I then used the venom for 2 months ed before bed and i now am 8 inches flaccid. Quite incredible if you ask me.
  3. Gold Member
    Big BAMA's Avatar
    Stats
    6'2"  228 lbs.
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    2,409
    Answers
    0


    Just keep pulling on it. I have stretched mine to almost a foot long.
    •   
       

  4. Registered User
    stugots87's Avatar
    Stats
    6'1"  183 lbs.
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    27
    Answers
    0


    ok im trying to be serious for once and your giving me retarted answers
    u mad bro?
  5. Gold Member
    Big BAMA's Avatar
    Stats
    6'2"  228 lbs.
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    2,409
    Answers
    0


    I don't think there are any pills you can take to make your jon a johnson. enzyte or a similar pill that says this is what it is suppose to do but most Dr's will tell you unless you think surgery you may be holding all that God's gonna give ya.
  6. Registered User
    lennoxchi's Avatar
    Stats
    6'1"  235 lbs.
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    3,643
    Answers
    0


    Quote Originally Posted by stugots87 View Post
    ok im trying to be serious for once and your giving me retarted answers
    WOW........ok. why do you need a bigger penis? are you going into movies? why can't you just be happy knowing that you know how to use it, find a woman who is happy with your dink and go on about your life?
  7. Registered User
    majorpain's Avatar
    Stats
    5'8"  198 lbs.
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Age
    42
    Posts
    28
    Answers
    0


    No such pill.
    If there were such a pill out there, we would all be dragging our penis on the ground. Exaggerated, but you know what I mean.
  8. Board Supporter
    Frank Reynolds's Avatar
    Stats
    5'8"  210 lbs.
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Age
    31
    Posts
    3,667
    Answers
    0


    Ok since everyone wants to be a joke-ster, ill be the one to give you a serious method.

    This is to be done twice daily..

    Get some capsaicin, and rub it on your penis. There are clinical studies that show up to a 15% increase in length/girth.

    Give it a go, it works. Enjoy.
  9. Registered User
    manicstudio's Avatar
    Stats
    6'5"  268 lbs.
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Posts
    86
    Answers
    0


    Quote Originally Posted by pistonpump View Post
    black spitting cobra venom, used as a topical it stretches the skin and the tissue within the penis. Just dont get it in the piss hole!!!! THis may be hard to come by so good luck finding it. I found it on a safari trip to Africa, we had our guides kill us one and milk it. I then used the venom for 2 months ed before bed and i now am 8 inches flaccid. Quite incredible if you ask me.
    lmao...but seriously i heard something called jelqing, a penis exercise, im plz with wha i have, i could only think of a guy wanting to be really big is if he wanna do flicks or just want to do party tricks wit it...some gurls say there is a thing as too big
  10. Registered User
    raginfcktard's Avatar
    Stats
    5'10"  200 lbs.
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    978
    Answers
    0


    use some chicks mouth for a penis pump...thats what i do. then you are ready to go out and pick up girls (or whatever you're into) with your new found confidence..
  11. Registered User
    stugots87's Avatar
    Stats
    6'1"  183 lbs.
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    27
    Answers
    0


    thanks alot mann
    u mad bro?
  12. Registered User
    Ole Skl's Avatar
    Stats
    5'6"  163 lbs.
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Age
    27
    Posts
    52
    Answers
    0


    Quote Originally Posted by Big BAMA View Post
    Just keep pulling on it. I have stretched mine to almost a foot long.
    LMAO
  13. Running with the Big Boys
    Board Sponsor
    tattoopierced1's Avatar
    Stats
    6'7"  270 lbs.
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Posts
    5,233
    Answers
    0


    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zomOYQHzg40"]YouTube - Tenacious D the **** push-up[/nomedia]
    ADVANCED MUSCLE SCIENCE STRONGEST ON THE MARKET
    http://www.nutraplanet.com/manufacturer/advanced-muscle-science/
  14. CEL Rep (Z's lacky)
    Board Sponsor
    Usf97j4x4's Avatar
    Stats
    5'10"  175 lbs.
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Posts
    1,154
    Answers
    0


    Quote Originally Posted by stugots87 View Post
    thanks alot mann
    Geez, not only did no one give you a serious answer but now we all know you have a small penis.

    Woo woo


    Honestly surgery is the only option... even that is not always successful and the risks outeweight the benefits if you ask me. Then again i'm hung like a donkey..
  15. Gold Member
    Big BAMA's Avatar
    Stats
    6'2"  228 lbs.
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    2,409
    Answers
    0


    I think what everyone is trying to say is be Proud and use what the Lord gave ya.
    I mean look at me. I am just four inches, But some girls like it that WIDE!!!!!
  16. Registered User
    lennoxchi's Avatar
    Stats
    6'1"  235 lbs.
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    3,643
    Answers
    0


    Quote Originally Posted by Big BAMA View Post
    I think what everyone is trying to say is be Proud and use what the Lord gave ya.
    I mean look at me. I am just four inches, But some girls like it that WIDE!!!!!
    good post..........and four inches from the floor is not bad either.
  17. Banned
    pistonpump's Avatar
    Stats
    6'2"  225 lbs.
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Age
    30
    Posts
    12,114
    Answers
    0


    I came across this one random message board one day but they didnt let you join, they limit their members but its all about natural penis enlargement and people that actually had it work for them. jelqing, using weights, etc. The only natural way is to stretch that mutha often and i mean like 1000 hard ass pulls and holding the pull in every direction. Just keep pulling you sh1t and hang some weights from it.

    I was serious about the black spitting cobra venom. If you dont believe me then youre just not serious about having your pecker turn into a KOCK.
  18. Registered User
    stugots87's Avatar
    Stats
    6'1"  183 lbs.
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    27
    Answers
    0


    ok well to the guy who told me to rub chili peppers on my **** thank you for that 1

    about the cobra thing i doubt im goin to run into a cobra in new york city

    and i guess i might have to go wit hthe stretching
    u mad bro?
  19. Gold Member
    Big BAMA's Avatar
    Stats
    6'2"  228 lbs.
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    2,409
    Answers
    0


    Quote Originally Posted by stugots87 View Post
    ok well to the guy who told me to rub chili peppers on my **** thank you for that 1

    about the cobra thing i doubt im goin to run into a cobra in new york city

    and i guess i might have to go wit hthe stretching
    Stretch it on your own or get a friend to help you.
  20. Registered User
    Chub's Avatar
    Stats
    5'11"  183 lbs.
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Age
    27
    Posts
    3,298
    Answers
    0


    Dude, it doesn't matter much if you've got a small pecker. Just think you've got 195lbs behind you, rammin' it home
    “We are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, excellence is not an act, but a habit.”
  21. Registered User
    stugots87's Avatar
    Stats
    6'1"  183 lbs.
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    27
    Answers
    0


    lmao
    u mad bro?
  22. Registered User
    wheels's Avatar
    Stats
    5'10"  240 lbs.
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    638
    Answers
    0


    Quote Originally Posted by stugots87 View Post
    ok well to the guy who told me to rub chili peppers on my **** thank you for that 1

    about the cobra thing i doubt im goin to run into a cobra in new york city

    and i guess i might have to go wit hthe stretching
    Beat it flat with a big hammer and then stray battery acid on it then roll it up with some e-z widers and smoke boyyyyyyy
  23. Banned
    pistonpump's Avatar
    Stats
    6'2"  225 lbs.
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Age
    30
    Posts
    12,114
    Answers
    0


    did i forget to reccommend a full shave? .....uhhh wait, that might make it look like a baby dik lol
  24. Registered User
    mrchristian's Avatar
    Stats
    6'3"  215 lbs.
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Age
    33
    Posts
    779
    Answers
    0


    Quote Originally Posted by imprezivr6 View Post
    Ok since everyone wants to be a joke-ster, ill be the one to give you a serious method.

    This is to be done twice daily..

    Get some capsaicin, and rub it on your penis. There are clinical studies that show up to a 15% increase in length/girth.

    Give it a go, it works. Enjoy.

    YES!!!!
    Hilarious.
  25. Registered User
    just93's Avatar
    Stats
    5'9"  180 lbs.
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Posts
    1,427
    Answers
    0


    well if you use cayenne pepper juice on it then it will swell nicely!!
    you just have to really rub it in good..
    but seriously look into extenz, i saw a commercial for it lol seriouse
  26. Board Sponsor
    Board Sponsor
    Marcus ATW's Avatar
    Stats
    6'0"  251 lbs.
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Age
    41
    Posts
    872
    Answers
    0


    Zma
  27. Registered User
    Jayhawkk's Avatar
    Stats
    5'8"  230 lbs.
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Age
    39
    Posts
    12,791
    Answers
    0


    OH MY GOD LMAO!!!

    I can't stop laughing at this ****.
  28. Registered User
    Manimalia's Avatar
    Stats
    5'10"  190 lbs.
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Posts
    1,473
    Answers
    0


    that's a shame.
  29. NutraPlanet Fanatic
    Board Sponsor
    dsade's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Age
    43
    Posts
    21,306
    Answers
    1


    Quote Originally Posted by imprezivr6 View Post
    Ok since everyone wants to be a joke-ster, ill be the one to give you a serious method.

    This is to be done twice daily..

    Get some capsaicin, and rub it on your penis. There are clinical studies that show up to a 15% increase in length/girth.

    Give it a go, it works. Enjoy.
    You're actually not far off, though a small piece of the puzzle.

    There's a reason we used Raspberry Ketones in Slick Pleasures, beyond what it does for nerves and sensation.
    Evolutionary Muse - Inspire to Evolve
    BPS - Where Body meets Performance
    Flawless Skin Couture - We give you the tools to make you Flawless
  30. Registered User
    Jayhawkk's Avatar
    Stats
    5'8"  230 lbs.
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Age
    39
    Posts
    12,791
    Answers
    0


    Me, cause I can't stop laughing or the OP because he's getting these ****ed up responses?
  31. Registered User
    Armymech666's Avatar
    Stats
    5'9"  190 lbs.
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Age
    31
    Posts
    2
    Answers
    0


    um...you could get a strap on instead. or perhaps you could unleash a roll of ducktape on it, thats if.. your just going for girth.
  32. NutraPlanet Fanatic
    Board Sponsor
    dsade's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Age
    43
    Posts
    21,306
    Answers
    1


    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    Me, cause I can't stop laughing or the OP because he's getting these ****ed up responses?
    i think yours is more of an uncomfortable laughter, as in you wish you had the courage to post the original question, but now are glad you didn't due to embarrassment factor.

    It's ok, Jay...those 6 year old Thai Boys think you're huge.
    Evolutionary Muse - Inspire to Evolve
    BPS - Where Body meets Performance
    Flawless Skin Couture - We give you the tools to make you Flawless
  33. Registered User
    Jayhawkk's Avatar
    Stats
    5'8"  230 lbs.
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Age
    39
    Posts
    12,791
    Answers
    0


    I used capsaicin on my lower back once and was in tears from the pain it caused... If someone got me to put that on my wang, I would be at their door with rocket launchers and hand grenades. lol
  34. Registered User
    footster's Avatar
    Stats
    5'11"  217 lbs.
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Age
    27
    Posts
    180
    Answers
    0


    I've never laughed so hard on a thread before. The **** you guys can think of. Good laughs while being stuck in class.
  35. Registered User
    Jayhawkk's Avatar
    Stats
    5'8"  230 lbs.
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Age
    39
    Posts
    12,791
    Answers
    0


    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    i think yours is more of an uncomfortable laughter, as in you wish you had the courage to post the original question, but now are glad you didn't due to embarrassment factor.

    It's ok, Jay...those 6 year old Thai Boys think you're huge.

    It all adds up to 18 man... Simple math, duh! It's legal.
  36. CEL Rep (Z's lacky)
    Board Sponsor
    Usf97j4x4's Avatar
    Stats
    5'10"  175 lbs.
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Posts
    1,154
    Answers
    0


    Quote Originally Posted by pistonpump View Post
    I came across this one random message board one day but they didnt let you join, they limit their members but its all about natural penis enlargement and people that actually had it work for them. jelqing, using weights, etc. The only natural way is to stretch that mutha often and i mean like 1000 hard ass pulls and holding the pull in every direction. Just keep pulling you sh1t and hang some weights from it.

    I was serious about the black spitting cobra venom. If you dont believe me then youre just not serious about having your pecker turn into a KOCK.
    Just came across it eh piston... did you google "bodybuilding supplements" and a penis enlargement forum just popped up.

    rrrrrright.
  37. CEL Rep (Z's lacky)
    Board Sponsor
    Usf97j4x4's Avatar
    Stats
    5'10"  175 lbs.
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Posts
    1,154
    Answers
    0


    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    It all adds up to 18 man... Simple math, duh! It's legal.
    If they are old enough to crawl they are in the right position eh Jay? sicko...
  38. Registered User
    p5sky's Avatar
    Stats
    5'7"  172 lbs.
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Posts
    3,469
    Answers
    0


    hung like a hamster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  39. Registered User
    Jayhawkk's Avatar
    Stats
    5'8"  230 lbs.
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Age
    39
    Posts
    12,791
    Answers
    0


    Hung like a baby...



    6pounds 10 ounces

    A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his **** on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says "Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop - not a **** shop!" "Well," replies the man, "Why don't you put two hands and a face on it?"
  40. Running with the Big Boys
    Board Sponsor
    AE14's Avatar
    Stats
    5'10"  200 lbs.
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    12,353
    Answers
    0


    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his **** on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says "Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop - not a **** shop!" "Well," replies the man, "Why don't you put two hands and a face on it?"
    that is friggin priceless
    Controlled Labs Head Board Rep
    adam @ ControlledLabs.com
    CONTROLLED LABS products are produced in a GMP for Sport certified facility
  •   

      
     

Similar Forum Threads

  1. injecting IGF-1 LR-3 into your penis
    By jcssmooth in forum IGF-1/GH
    Replies: 34
    Last Post: 02-09-2011, 03:30 PM
  2. Penis Snatchers???????
    By spinn in forum Male Anti-Aging Medicine
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 10-10-2009, 03:35 PM
  3. Epi for penis growth?
    By pcproffy in forum Anabolics
    Replies: 23
    Last Post: 10-04-2009, 02:53 PM
  4. My penis has been deformed.
    By tlee05 in forum General Chat
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 02-25-2009, 12:07 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Log in

Log in