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    Exclamation PLEASE HELP THIS NOOB and i shall give you 3 magic beans


    ok so it turns out i dont have any magic beans lol.
    I'm a newbie when it comes to steroids, types of gh, estrogen blockers and pct. but what would you guys recommend taking for a cycle?
    like how much of what form of GH should i be taking and when? what steroids should i try? (preferably one that doesnt make u bald a whole lot if at all)
    should creatine be mixed?
    should i take HCG (pregnyl) for post cycle treatment?
    what estrogen blocker (i hear nolvex or something is good)
    and how long before i start another cycle?
    Im looking to get huge

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    sorry i mean should creatine be used?
    i basically wanna know what products are gonna make me huge the most
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    stfu and search
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    The classic bulking cycle if you're looking to get huge quickly, is to do what we call "supersets" in the gym, as well as "supersets" in your meal.

    Typical training day:

    7:00 AM 2 McGriddles at Mcdonalds, plus hash browns and OJ
    10:00 AM 2 Bacon Croissanwichs at Burger King, plus hash browns and OJ
    1:00 PM snack - Quarter pounder with cheese at McDonalds
    4:00 PM 'fourthmeal' - Taco Bell. Order as much as you can eat.
    5:00 PM begin training
    5:05 PM begin vomiting
    6:00 PM - consume one fifth of a liter of scotch or other dark whiskey

    You can rotate in Arbys, Sonic, Whataburger, whatever else they have in your area - its important to keep your colon guessing.

    After allowing 2 weeks for your body to adapt to your new food regimen, I suggest going to GNC or Vitamin Shoppe and telling them you want some supplements to gain mass, and that you want the best quality products they have, and that you are prepared to spend $500 on your "cycle". The clerk will basically set you up with a complete mass stack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilABowl View Post
    The classic bulking cycle if you're looking to get huge quickly, is to do what we call "supersets" in the gym, as well as "supersets" in your meal.

    Typical training day:

    7:00 AM 2 McGriddles at Mcdonalds, plus hash browns and OJ
    10:00 AM 2 Bacon Croissanwichs at Burger King, plus hash browns and OJ
    1:00 PM snack - Quarter pounder with cheese at McDonalds
    4:00 PM 'fourthmeal' - Taco Bell. Order as much as you can eat.
    5:00 PM begin training
    5:05 PM begin vomiting
    6:00 PM - consume one fifth of a liter of scotch or other dark whiskey

    You can rotate in Arbys, Sonic, Whataburger, whatever else they have in your area - its important to keep your colon guessing.

    After allowing 2 weeks for your body to adapt to your new food regimen, I suggest going to GNC or Vitamin Shoppe and telling them you want some supplements to gain mass, and that you want the best quality products they have, and that you are prepared to spend $500 on your "cycle". The clerk will basically set you up with a complete mass stack.
    That made my day!

    Gotta love the 'fourth meal'.
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    Looking to get huge eh? Eat more foooood.......
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    sorry but its hard to find info jeez. theres thousands of threads on what works for ppl who have history with cycling but not much i've found on noobs. i'll keep trying
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    Quote Originally Posted by guyver2k View Post
    sorry but its hard to find info jeez. theres thousands of threads on what works for ppl who have history with cycling but not much i've found on noobs. i'll keep trying
    Well, I would read all 1000 threads you find on it.


    Here is the most important part of it all though:

    No Excuses & No ***** ***: A Stupid People's Guide to PCT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xodus View Post
    That made my day!

    Gotta love the 'fourth meal'.
    no, its "fourthmeal", all one word They're trying to convince fat americans to eat one more round of fast food a day
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilABowl View Post
    no, its "fourthmeal", all one word They're trying to convince fat americans to eat one more round of fast food a day
    What does this word mean convince? I think they already are. Taco flavored kisses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilABowl View Post
    The classic bulking cycle if you're looking to get huge quickly, is to do what we call "supersets" in the gym, as well as "supersets" in your meal.

    Typical training day:

    7:00 AM 2 McGriddles at Mcdonalds, plus hash browns and OJ
    10:00 AM 2 Bacon Croissanwichs at Burger King, plus hash browns and OJ
    1:00 PM snack - Quarter pounder with cheese at McDonalds
    4:00 PM 'fourthmeal' - Taco Bell. Order as much as you can eat.
    5:00 PM begin training
    5:05 PM begin vomiting
    6:00 PM - consume one fifth of a liter of scotch or other dark whiskey

    You can rotate in Arbys, Sonic, Whataburger, whatever else they have in your area - its important to keep your colon guessing.

    After allowing 2 weeks for your body to adapt to your new food regimen, I suggest going to GNC or Vitamin Shoppe and telling them you want some supplements to gain mass, and that you want the best quality products they have, and that you are prepared to spend $500 on your "cycle". The clerk will basically set you up with a complete mass stack.
    :burg::burg::burg:

    Greatest post in the '08 year so far!
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    lol i concur.
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    now THAT is a sad commentary on the state of affairs... lol
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    there is a TON of info regarding this. maybe do alot of reserach of your own then come back if needs be nd give us ALOT more background on yourslef and your specific goals (not "whats gonna get me heeeeeeyooooge the fastest") and maybe then you will get a more constructive response.

    if you absolutely HAVE to send me a pm if your allowed and ill try and help you out.

    Give me your AGE, height, weight, lifting exp(years and consistancy), diet used and what supplements youve previously taken. then really listen to the advice and dont complain if i tell you you obviously need to work on your diet cause if you do so then you can get back to me later after youve gained 20lbs cause you realized thats the only real supp you need.

    sorry for all the flaming from the other guys but you asked for it with such an open ended, generalized post on a board that holds all the answers with a click of the mouse on the search function.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilABowl View Post
    no, its "fourthmeal", all one word They're trying to convince fat americans to eat one more round of fast food a day
    HAHAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilABowl View Post
    The classic bulking cycle if you're looking to get huge quickly, is to do what we call "supersets" in the gym, as well as "supersets" in your meal.

    Typical training day:

    7:00 AM 2 McGriddles at Mcdonalds, plus hash browns and OJ
    10:00 AM 2 Bacon Croissanwichs at Burger King, plus hash browns and OJ
    1:00 PM snack - Quarter pounder with cheese at McDonalds
    4:00 PM 'fourthmeal' - Taco Bell. Order as much as you can eat.
    5:00 PM begin training
    5:05 PM begin vomiting
    6:00 PM - consume one fifth of a liter of scotch or other dark whiskey

    You can rotate in Arbys, Sonic, Whataburger, whatever else they have in your area - its important to keep your colon guessing.

    After allowing 2 weeks for your body to adapt to your new food regimen, I suggest going to GNC or Vitamin Shoppe and telling them you want some supplements to gain mass, and that you want the best quality products they have, and that you are prepared to spend $500 on your "cycle". The clerk will basically set you up with a complete mass stack.
    HAHAHHAA

    Funny A$$ Responses though nothing positive has been said to the noob!

    Go read more threads bro and use the handy search for specific information...there is so much to know that noobs don't realize
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    I'm just here for the magic beans...
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    man study and research.
    please help me get roids so i can get big like arnold.... man search and research damn newb

    LOL
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    Though I do have to say it's ignorant people that go ahead and just USE steroids that in turn make responsible people suffer...

    Word of advice man- training hard, eating right, enough sleep, recovery (roids accel that), etc. are big players in how people get big quick...without doing these properly you wouldn't see as much significant gains with steroids anyways...spend some more time in the training and nutrition section here then come back to the highly occupied Steroid section haha.
  

  
 

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