Squeezing Nipples....

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Is it normal if you cause your nipples extremely hard for a small thing of liquid that you can barely see come out. And by hard i mean REALLY hard.
 
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After I'm done PCT ing I think I'm gonna run a gyno experiment

I'm planning on pinching and pulling my nips regularly like all the gyno paranoid types do on these boards, then I'm gonna see how puffy and sensitive they become just from paranoid pinching and poking.

I bet I get a full blown case of "paranoid gyno" in around a week. Am I the only one that suspects a lot of "gyno" out breaks are dudes that are checking a little too much?
 
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Is it normal if you cause your nipples extremely hard for a small thing of liquid that you can barely see come out. And by hard i mean REALLY hard.
Only when doing so with Vice Grips - which I've since determined to be excessive and completely unnecessary.
 
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Please don't...I can tell you already it's not 'gyno' it's called 'psycho'. You should seek out a doctor though.
 
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Why what is wrong with a little tweakage of the nipples? Man boobs are fun keep the gyno, it will save you money on porn!
 
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Dude - forget about your nipples. I don’t mean to be rude, but those pictures you posted make your head look like some king of weird sponge-painting, and your hair - well, it looks like it belongs on an albino Lenny Kravitz. Whatever you do - I'd suggest getting to the dermatologist ASAP. Either that or grab a guitar, Ace Frehley may be retiring.

Word of advice: Cut way back on the sun block too. Your face is white, and I mean REALLY white. I’m not sure, but I’ve got to think that all that dad-gummed nipple pulling you’ve been doing is taking a terrible toll of you.
 
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Dude - forget about your nipples. I don’t mean to be rude, but those pictures you posted make your head look like some king of weird sponge-painting, abd your hair looks like it belongs on an albino Lenny Kravitz. Whatever you do - I'd suggest getting to the dermatologist ASAP. Either that or grab a guitar, Ace Frehley may be retiring.

Word of advice: Cut way back on the sun block too. Your face is white, and I mean REALLY white. I’m not sure, but I’ve got to think that all that dad-gummed nipple pulling you’ve been doing is taking a terrible toll of you.
your 100% all that nipple pulling i've been doing is bad for my hair and my skin on my face....from the looks of it i think my mom had a affair with a clown or something. 1 picture my face black and then the next its white...i think i might have something worse then gyno!!! :(
 
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your 100% all that nipple pulling i've been doing is bad for my hair and my skin on my face....from the looks of it i think my mom had a affair with a clown or something.
Thus far, I avoided the "Mr. Bill" reference, but it is only a matter of time .......
 
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your 100% all that nipple pulling i've been doing is bad for my hair and my skin on my face....from the looks of it i think my mom had a affair with a clown or something. 1 picture my face black and then the next its white...i think i might have something worse then gyno!!! :(
Ha Ha if you think its gyno get some nolva
 
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Ha Ha if you think its gyno get some nolva
i dont think its gyno...maybe its just that its not right for you to squeeze your nipples really hard anyways until something comes out lol....all my pictures my chest looks pretty good.
 
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Seriously, I can't tell anything from the pics (nor do I know nearly as much about gyno as do others). I keep nolva handy - I'd would always like to have a fall back.

BTW - You'll probably be able to get by with the white face and hair - just keep on eye on the sideburns. If they get too long you'll wind up looking like a Bichon Frise.
 
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lol i dunno, but they need to change it. here is some closer pics of my chest for the peeps that wanted closer pics
Maybe you should stop posting naked pictures of your titties, Jayhawkk is typing with one hand if you know what I'm saying? You look fine I won't worry.... :head:
 
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Oh yeah OHH YEAH!!!!!


I need more close ups...MORE!!!!
 
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Maybe you should stop posting naked pictures of your titties, Jayhawkk is typing with one hand if you know what I'm saying? You look fine I won't worry.... :head:
lol ya i think i'll stop now....thx for the help man. I wont be milking my nipples anymore.:head:
 
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You know you love it and you hate yourself for loving it. Hate is an exciting emotion...Isn't it.
 
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Darn it you guys, I just threw up on my new Adidas.

Just say no to further male nipplage; although I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time. It could have been worse, though - your "puppy noses" could have looked like Tanya Harding's.

So, on behald of a gratefull nation, thank you for not having nipples that resemble those of a topless Tanya Harding. The first time we had to live through that was problematic enough.
 
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I see you all looking at this thread...NYhomeboy, Spitboy2000...I see you.
 
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Guys is there a horn on my nose?? Oh my god...I keep squeezing and pulling and...WTF!! There IS a horn on my nose!! Here, look at this pic of my face!


 
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I can't believe I just read this entire thread...
 

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Hey guys, I squeezed my nips so hard and a red substance squirtec out? Is this gyno?
 
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I know. I know. But admit it - you are probably wondering if his nipples are now good candidates for a future National Geographic photo shoot.
 
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when i was 17 i saw a man with a 3rd nipple while lifeguarding. just took off his shirt and bam. 3rd nipple perfectly formed. i wonder if he named it

for some reason this thread reminded me of that, and im glad to donate a little more taint to this thread
 
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Well, today I put a piece of coal inbetween my ass cheeks and squeezed as hard as a could - wouldnt you believe it turned into a diamond!! You guys gotta try this, I swear it must be from going lower on squats...
 
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This afternoon I took the liberty of smashing my right nipple repeatedly between a small, nickel-plated ball peen hammer and a rust covered anvil - then I rolled it (my nipple, not the ball peen hammer) through an English metal working wheel. I must admit, in retrospect, this caused more than a fair amount of discomfort. Is this gyno?
 
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This afternoon I took the liberty of smashing my right nipple repeatedly between a small, nickel-plated ball peen hammer and a rust covered anvil - then I rolled it (my nipple, not the ball peen hammer) through an English metal working wheel. I must admit, in retrospect, this caused more than a fair amount of discomfort. Is this gyno?
Sorry bro, but yes. :(
 
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Hey guys please help me, I just finished my Superdrol/X-Mass cycle and was wondering if this is gyno? I have been hitting my chest hard so it may just be muscle?


 
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Hey guys please help me, I just finished my Superdrol/X-Mass cycle and was wondering if this is gyno? I have been hitting my chest hard so it may just be muscle?


Nope, that isn't gyno.

I’m no MD – so please don’t rely too heavily on this, but I think (although I can’t be certain) this is another example of the dreaded "Is it Nicolas Cage or Nicole Sheridan Syndrome”; you know the one where it looks like you are simultaneously growing a scruffy beard and smuggling a couple of bald midgets.

No know cure exists.
 

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