**** HELP!!!!

[zaph123]

Ok here we go guys. I got a piss test coming up in about 3 weeks (athlete). I just finished my EQ. My last shot was the 22nd. Can anyone PM me or post how to pass it like are there any supps?

 

[iwannagetbig]

Ok here we go guys. I got a piss test coming up in about 3 weeks (athlete). I just finished my EQ. My last shot was the 22nd. Can anyone PM me or post how to pass it like are there any supps?

Why are you being tested?

 

[Beelzebub]

Why are you being tested?

athlete.

sorry to say bro, but as far as i know there ain't **** you can do.

 

[glenihan]

have someone elses urine inserted into your bladder

 

[GeneTikz]

Yep, you're definitely, "F'ed in the A!"

 

[Nate Dawg]

Glen is right, about the only way to pass it is to watch "The Program" and follow in Lattimer's footsteps lol, lattimer is so awesome lol. I saw a product on the net browsing a couple days ago called steroid cleanse or something like that, I doubt it would work for something that has as long of a detection time as EQ, but hey it would be worth a shot if your playing time is on the line. First step: Start chugging the water and take some cleansing supps, probably wont save your ass with EQ, but again its worth a shot.

 

[Nate Dawg]

While I am searching for the steroid cleanse, I will see if I can find you a place to get a catheter, b/c thats looking like your only hope IF you do go through with the catheter method let us know how it goes lol.

 

[Nate Dawg]

Nice work BigBody.

 

[Poobah]

Depending on how closely they watch you... The "wizzinator" may work for you... basically it's a prosthetic penis, that looks like the real thing, and contains a bladder that holds someone elses clean urine...

Can't recall the web page for it.. but it's out there.

 

[Nate Dawg]

Here is your prosthetic wanker www.whizzinator.com this should be the only fake penis you are ever around lol.

And if you are feeling froggy and dont think the whizzinator will work, here is your catheter beginners's kit http://www.southwestmedical.com/directory/Urinary_Catheters.cfm?GRPID=Coloplast

 

[zaph123]

Ok it looks as if im going after the whizinator

 

[Nate Dawg]

The link I gave you to the catheters, I dont think that is quite what we are looking for, I think that is if you had surgery and use the catheters permanently...I will keep looking for one that you can use for the purpose.

 

[Nate Dawg]

Also, dont forget the scene in The Program where at first he hides the clean urine in the toilet paper roll in the stall, but if they have to actually stand there and watch that wont work.

 

[captain chet]

This could be a very good test for that steroidcleanse product and see if it works in real life! Im looking foreward to your results

 

[Boss_K]

Get the whizzinator, they are the safest bet when you use.

 

[t_dot_porkchop]

make sure you post your results with whatever you decide. im not an athelete, but interested as to what happens...

 

[surferph34]

if you put can some how breach the test, i.e. another substance i.e. washing up liquid on your finger, not from your urine you may be able to offset the test and therefore require some retesting and buy yourself some time

 

[knox]

remember to be true to yourself. If you are a white guy get a white dingy, if you black get the black one etc. it will be a little akward if you are a 5'8 150lb white dude and whip out a 14inch black hugo. but if you go this route, go with a smile.

 

[Nate Dawg]

Lol

 

[OmarJackson]

the whizzenator was in the news a while ago because some NFL player was caught carrying it in his bag. it was a funny story

hey, if pro athletes use it, you know its gotta work.

 

[Boss_K]

What you want to do is wear it between your underwear and a pair of gym shorts...both of these under your jeans. This way if you have to get a physical before you take the piss test you can drop your draws and hide the whizzinator in the layers. Then once the doc is gone you can pull out your black monster cock.

 

[Grunt76]

Hey did you pass your test bro or what?

Would like to know what you did, how it went, etc. Did anyone try the steroidcleanse?