cycle vs conception

gunman

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hi all. am new on this forum. bu i have problem that needs clearance.
situation gives me happiness and a lot of worry same time. 6 weeks ago i've completed a regular cycle, and 2 weeks ago my wife said she's pregnant. of course this is awesome, and i am happy, but i realised that the conception time can match with my cycle time. i am worried. how dangerous can it be for baby?? can it give any side effects?
do the professionals that are on cycles all the time, have kids?
question mostly for experts team. thank you
 

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Not wearing a raincoat when you're on cycle? Yikes. Ejaculate very easily transmits the active metabolites from the drugs you're taking. Do not be surprised if your woman begins to sprout a five o'clock shadow or a "clenis". The baby, if male, may be more muscular than normal and have an unusually small coin purse due to shrunken/underdeveloped testicles. If female, it too, like your woman, may display facial hair growth. You can also expect the female baby to emit a deep, guttural growl or wail as opposed to a high-pitched scream upon emergence from the womb. Do not be shocked by this, it is due to the voice deepening effect.
Best regards.....
 
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It's fine. If I decide to ever have kids I want to be on all sorts of anabolics in hopes that he will become a famous gymnast.
 

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Not wearing a raincoat when you're on cycle? Yikes. Ejaculate very easily transmits the active metabolites from the drugs you're taking. Do not be surprised if your woman begins to sprout a five o'clock shadow or a "clenis". The baby, if male, may be more muscular than normal and have an unusually small coin purse due to shrunken/underdeveloped testicles. If female, it too, like your woman, may display facial hair growth. You can also expect the female baby to emit a deep, guttural growl or wail as opposed to a high-pitched scream upon emergence from the womb. Do not be shocked by this, it is due to the voice deepening effect.
Best regards.....
LOL.
 
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You're good dude - congrats!

Your life will never be the same.
 
gunman

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any other opinion? maybe something positive? still waiting
 
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You're fine, man. This is all in good humor but no worries. So long as she wasn't on anything you're gtg. Congratulations! Get ready for your life to move faster than it ever has. Mine little angel is going to be 10 in December. I don't know where the time went.
 
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While I am not an expert, I think you will be OK. Good luck man, I have a 7-month old baby and it's definitely a life-changing experience. All the best to you and your wife.
 
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BTW, brothers, way to keep it courteous, kind, and classy. This is why this forum is the GOAT.
 
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This is indeed the best group!
 

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