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    Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    I don't mind, but the wife is all like, Wtf is taking so long.
    I hate when my wife asks that lol I'm like "I'm trying damn it!"
    Why not zoidberg?

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    Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post

    Just have her ride that **** till it blows haha...I find good ole doggy style helps to get way the **** in there lol makes me blow in half the time
    I did that last 2 times, first time worked good. Second time I was like, dang, I'm getting tired. Cardio sucks. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post

    I hate when my wife asks that lol I'm like "I'm trying damn it!"
    Right? It's like, hey, I'm a bit de sensitized after all these years.
    That didn't go over well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    Right? It's like, hey, I'm a bit de sensitized after all these years.
    That didn't go over well.
    Why not zoidberg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    Never ran m1a, but I'm running 22.5mg of dragon nutrition m1t now stacked with 12mg of dragon nutrition methyl dienolone, and 4 tabs of ams 4ad rde
    And loving it.

    Well, the first few days were pretty rough. Thought my wrist/forearms were going to rip from the bone they were so tight. But now things have leveled out after the first week. Think adding the 4ad helped a lot.
    Now if I could only bust a nut. No problem getting hard and staying there, but can't cum for nothing. Tried all kinds of positions with the wife.
    Face down, legs together. Just keeps going.
    Doesn't help my nutz are the size of almonds.
    So far that's the biggest problem.
    Easy fix. BJ!!!!! FTW! Oh wait.....you are married so she probably doesn't do that any more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rphash49 View Post
    Easy fix. BJ!!!!! FTW! Oh wait.....you are married so she probably doesn't do that any more.
    That was a low blow sir(no pun intended haha)
    Why not zoidberg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    That was a low blow sir(no pun intended haha)
    Lol I thought it was funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rphash49 View Post
    Lol I thought it was funny.
    Lol that's cause you can probably still get blow jobs... us poor married folk might get one every once and awhile lol
    Why not zoidberg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post

    Lol that's cause you can probably still get blow jobs... us poor married folk might get one every once and awhile lol
    Those still exist? Been married too long to recall!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lboston View Post
    Those still exist? Been married too long to recall!
    Oh they exist all right... I just can't seem to find any anymore hahaha

    What's funny is that all the single guys probably think we be joking lol
    Why not zoidberg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post

    Lol that's cause you can probably still get blow jobs... us poor married folk might get one every once and awhile lol
    I was married once I know how it is. Day after I got married I got the "let me know right before you nut so I can pull away" I knew I was f****ed. Had to get divorced just to get a legit bj lol. Big diff between a married bj and a single bj.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rphash49 View Post
    I was married once I know how it is. Day after I got married I got the "let me know right before you nut so I can pull away" I knew I was f****ed. Had to get divorced just to get a legit bj lol. Big diff between a married bj and a single bj.
    Lol most definitely
    Why not zoidberg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post

    Oh they exist all right... I just can't seem to find any anymore hahaha

    What's funny is that all the single guys probably think we be joking lol
    For realz.
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    This reminds me of a funny price of conversation between the wife and I
    She looked at me one night and said "you've been sucking the joy out of everything lately. What's wrong?"
    And my wise ass said "I thinks its because you stopped sucking the joy out of me" as I busted my gut laughing she was getting ready to kill me hahaha
    Why not zoidberg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    This reminds me of a funny price of conversation between the wife and I
    She looked at me one night and said "you've been sucking the joy out of everything lately. What's wrong?"
    And my wise ass said "I thinks its because you stopped sucking the joy out of me" as I busted my gut laughing she was getting ready to kill me hahaha

    that's funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post


    that's funny.
    Hahahaha! Good sh@t!
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    I don't know about the rest of you married folks but my wife is like a freaking nympho that's why I am always so worried about my libido. I had to get on trt just to keep up but hey I guess its a good problem to have lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by atl3128 View Post
    I don't know about the rest of you married folks but my wife is like a freaking nympho that's why I am always so worried about my libido. I had to get on trt just to keep up but hey I guess its a good problem to have lol
    Most of my g/f's have been the same...they want it more often than i do. but maybe we are getting the job done right and our women want more and more....and these guys suck in bed LMFAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicHolic View Post
    Most of my g/f's have been the same...they want it more often than i do. but maybe we are getting the job done right and our women want more and more....and these guys suck in bed LMFAO
    Haha its not our fault! I only get it like once a month! I can't get consistent enough lol
    Why not zoidberg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    Haha its not our fault! I only get it like once a month! I can't get consistent enough lol
    My wife thinks sex is a chore.
    Which is why I got all the time when we were dating. She was trying to keep me around.
    Now that were hitched, its only so often, just to keep me in my place.

    No more sex in the car, in the parking lot, after a movie. Nope.
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    And I just got done hanging curtains for the old lady so tonight might be tonight haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    And I just got done hanging curtains for the old lady so tonight might be tonight haha
    Who says paying for sex is illegal? I pay all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    My wife thinks sex is a chore.
    Which is why I got all the time when we were dating. She was trying to keep me around.
    Now that were hitched, its only so often, just to keep me in my place.
    Haha yup mine too... its alright though cause I love mine to death and didn't marry her because of sex
    Why not zoidberg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    Haha yup mine too... its alright though cause I love mine to death and didn't marry her because of sex
    True that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    Haha yup mine too... its alright though cause I love mine to death and didn't marry her because of sex
    That's the problem....you have sex with other women since you didn't marry yours for that purpose...they get pissed about shyt like that...voila!! once a month sex restriction lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicHolic View Post

    Most of my g/f's have been the same...they want it more often than i do. but maybe we are getting the job done right and our women want more and more....and these guys suck in bed LMFAO
    I am convinced! Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicHolic View Post
    That's the problem....you have sex with other women since you didn't marry yours for that purpose...they get pissed about shyt like that...voila!! once a month sex restriction lol
    Wait what?
    Why not zoidberg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    Wait what?
    You know what you've been doing, don't play stupid!
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    This thread has become "too toxic" for me. Hahahahahahaha
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    id hit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    id hit it.

    Haha awesome
    Why not zoidberg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicHolic View Post
    You know what you've been doing, don't play stupid!
    Hell no lol
    I ain't no cheating asswipe haha
    Why not zoidberg?
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysWr...e_gdata_player

    These guys are hilarious, I laughed my ass off watching this
    Why not zoidberg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    My wife thinks sex is a chore.
    Which is why I got all the time when we were dating. She was trying to keep me around.
    Now that were hitched, its only so often, just to keep me in my place.

    No more sex in the car, in the parking lot, after a movie. Nope.
    Well at least you're enough of a newly wed to still get some on occasion. That eventually gets withdrawn too lol. It's sort of like Pavlov's dog or a similar phenomenon where a bell rings and the mutt gets a treat. Eventually the treat is withdrawn and the dog simply responds to the bell with no positive reinforcement necessary...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jason79 View Post

    Well at least you're enough of a newly wed to still get some on occasion. That eventually gets withdrawn too lol. It's sort of like Pavlov's dog or a similar phenomenon where a bell rings and the mutt gets a treat. Eventually the treat is withdrawn and the dog simply responds to the bell with no positive reinforcement necessary...
    Nooooooooooo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    Nooooooooooo!
    Lol don't listen to him! Don't loose hope!
    Why not zoidberg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    Lol don't listen to him! Don't loose hope!
    just have to start wearing topical formestane and just hugging all over her. get's that libido going, just have to stop before she starts growing a mustache.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    just have to start wearing topical formestane and just hugging all over her. get's that libido going, just have to stop before she starts growing a mustache.
    Lol gives a whole new meaning to mustache rides
    Why not zoidberg?
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