Damn maybe Obama is the Anti-Christ

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  1. ...hope this is a joke.

  2. the post or the fact that the lottery numbers were really....666?
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  3. I'm sure the numbers are true, and who knows, he might be, he might not be.

  4. Not a joke:

    11/05/2008 Evening Pick 3 6-6-6
    11/05/2008 Evening Pick 4 7-7-7-9
    11/05/2008 Little Lotto 20-22-27-31-32
    11/05/2008 Lotto 07-08-14-22-25-33
    11/05/2008 Midday Pick 3 7-7-9
    11/05/2008 Midday Pick 4 5-7-6-2

    http://www.illinoislottery.com/subse...ry/Win2008.txt

    Hope he is the anti-Christ...we don't need more religious leaders.


  5. My god...the odds of that happening are...oh yeah, one in 999.

    <yawn> scary.*


    *scary that some numbskulls will read anything other than random chance into this.
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    My god...the odds of that happening are...oh yeah, one in 999.

    <yawn> scary.*


    *scary that some numbskulls will read anything other than random chance into this.

    iirc the odds are far worse than that. The three numbers are selected separately. So it would be the odds of a 6, cubed; or (1/10)x(1/10)x(1/10) = .001 = .1% chance

    I could be way off and just be gobbling off bs from my stats class several years ago, though.
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    no!..i dont thnik so,the coincidence is to far fetched,take ronald reagan.they thought he was the anti-christ,and there reason for it made more sense,this is how they figured it!..check out his full name!ronald wilson reagan-666-number of letters in each name!..that was more convincing then the lotto!

  8. the antichrist was based on Nero, it has nothing to do with modern times. Man people need to take a step back from Revelations
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  9. Wow, the election is over people! I figured the humor would be easily spotted... Especially since everyone in this thread has probably read my other posts in here.

  10. You're all wrong...everyone knows it's Dr. Phil, DUH.

  11. Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    Wow, the election is over people! I figured the humor would be easily spotted... Especially since everyone in this thread has probably read my other posts in here.
    You find it humorous because Satan has deceived you.

    The greatest trick Satan ever played was convincing mankind that he didn't exist. Either that or the Vanishing Quarter trick...that was pretty cool, too.
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  12. daniel 9- " he shall think to change times and laws, he will not regard the god of his fathers nor the desire of wemon." It seems to me that all obama has talked about is change, he also has a past religious heritage that he doesn't own to, and to an ancient Israeli wemon " the desire of " would be a reference to child birth the desire of ancient jewish wemon, I dont know,but very interesting, plus this little note isn't comprehensive by any means peace out!

  13. Quote Originally Posted by Reaper329 View Post
    the antichrist was based on Nero, it has nothing to do with modern times. Man people need to take a step back from Revelations
    Correct..most Christians don't like to think, they just want to be told what not to do, so they can go Sunday and confess they did it any way and will do what ever sin they like, over and over and over again. Oh and Jesus is a Republican....LOL

  14. Quote Originally Posted by preacherman View Post
    daniel 9- " he shall think to change times and laws, he will not regard the god of his fathers nor the desire of wemon." It seems to me that all obama has talked about is change, he also has a past religious heritage that he doesn't own to, and to an ancient Israeli wemon " the desire of " would be a reference to child birth the desire of ancient jewish wemon, I dont know,but very interesting, plus this little note isn't comprehensive by any means peace out!
    That made no sense at all...and WTF is a Wemon?

  15. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    You find it humorous because Satan has deceived you.

    The greatest trick Satan ever played was convincing mankind that he didn't exist. Either that or the Vanishing Quarter trick...that was pretty cool, too.
    Seems to me that Satan, if he did exist, would spend more time trying to convince man that God didn't exist, rather than Satan...That way if God didn't exist then Satan surely couldn't exist....never thought of that HUH?

  16. Quote Originally Posted by DaRooster View Post
    Seems to me that Satan, if he did exist, would spend more time trying to convince man that God didn't exist, rather than Satan...That way if God didn't exist then Satan surely couldn't exist....never thought of that HUH?
    No, that doesn't make any sense, becuase anyone with a brain knows that God exists, that would be a dead give away for satan because everyone would know that it was him trying to convince people that God wasn't real.

  17. Yeah.. well I stayed at a holiday inn express last night.

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    Yeah.. well I stayed at a holiday inn express last night.

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  19. Quote Originally Posted by bslick69b View Post
    no!..but i saved alot of money by switching to geico!
    15%?

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    15%?

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  21. lol. This same type of crap came out about 9/11 also, remember?
    The real humour though is that no one got Jayhawkk's joke. Makes it way funnier.

  22. Quote Originally Posted by FincaChick View Post
    lol. This same type of crap came out about 9/11 also, remember?
    The real humour though is that no one got Jayhawkk's joke. Makes it way funnier.
    WRONG... Jay was 110% serious. Look at his face... is that a joking face to you?

    The day after the lottery was 666... HOW IS THAT COINCIDENCE?

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  23. Quote Originally Posted by DAdams91982 View Post
    WRONG... Jay was 110% serious. Look at his face... is that a joking face to you?

    The day after the lottery was 666... HOW IS THAT COINCIDENCE?

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  24. Quote Originally Posted by FincaChick View Post
    C'mere you look like you need a hug.
    Thats what they all say

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  25. Quote Originally Posted by DAdams91982 View Post
    Thats what they all say

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    hee hee

  26. Quote Originally Posted by FincaChick View Post

    hee hee


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  27. Good lord, Jayhawkk... are you merc'ing down in my neck of the woods yet? I'm back.

  28. terrible. This deep and ironic post has quickly disintergrated into sophomoric ramblings of immaturity and cheap thrills. Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

  29. Quote Originally Posted by Rugger View Post
    iirc the odds are far worse than that. The three numbers are selected separately. So it would be the odds of a 6, cubed; or (1/10)x(1/10)x(1/10) = .001 = .1% chance

    I could be way off and just be gobbling off bs from my stats class several years ago, though.
    correct assumming the choices were 0-9, but it looks that way.

  30. Quote Originally Posted by FincaChick View Post
    terrible. This deep and ironic post has quickly disintergrated into sophomoric ramblings of immaturity and cheap thrills. Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.
    It's whats we do!

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  31. The lottery is rigged, I knew it!

  32. Quote Originally Posted by Rugger View Post
    iirc the odds are far worse than that. The three numbers are selected separately. So it would be the odds of a 6, cubed; or (1/10)x(1/10)x(1/10) = .001 = .1% chance

    I could be way off and just be gobbling off bs from my stats class several years ago, though.
    if ten balls are used 0-9 thats ten per slot 10 x 10 x 10=1000 odds are 1 to 999 that 666 would be the pay out

    assuming the balls are drawn from different bins

    now if the balls are drawn from 1 large bin with 3 of each ball i believe the odds would be 30 x 29 x 28= 24360 odds would be 1 to 24359

  33. Quote Originally Posted by dommer View Post
    if ten balls are used 0-9 thats ten per slot 10 x 10 x 10=1000 odds are 1 to 999 that 666 would be the pay out

    assuming the balls are drawn from different bins

    now if the balls are drawn from 1 large bin with 3 of each ball i believe the odds would be 30 x 29 x 28= 24360 odds would be 1 to 24359
    Wrong. The odds would still be the same as those Rugger posted. You're assigning a 1 in 30 probability of a '6' being drawn from each bin simply because there are thirty balls in each bin. However, since there are three identical balls of each number, the odds drop back down to 1 in 10 per bin. It wouldn't matter if there were a million balls in each bin, so long as there are only ten types.

  34. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    You find it humorous because Satan has deceived you.

    The greatest trick Satan ever played was convincing mankind that he didn't exist. Either that or the Vanishing Quarter trick...that was pretty cool, too.

    I prefer the hide the sausage trick... teehee

  35. the forgein on council relations tells obama what to due they own the democrats and republicans they are trying to make a 1 world goverment.

  36. ROFL, wow you all scare me sometimes. go to college or something.

  37. Why? So we can become part of the machine designed by the man?


  38. how can you all feed yourselves without going to college? everyone knows anyone who disagrees with anyone else needs to be educated.. I had no idea how to poop and write quips until I went to college -- everyone, go to college NOW.

  39. I actually remember that. I was watching the lottery on 9-11 and the win 3 numbers came up 911. I was like damn, I coulda been rich if I used today's date for the number.
  

  
 

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