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    I stink


    I am like a machine, I can fart at will 24-7, and not just regular farts, farts that can clear out a room. Now, sometimes this is great when i am screwing around with the guys, but my wife is ready to kill me. Is it from all the protein, the eggs, the supplements, or do i need to go see a doctor. Is there something I can take for this, please help.

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    i wouldnt brag
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    GUT health from nutraplanet. Fantastic for the issues you describe --
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    I noticed that when I drank a lot of milk I used to fart very badly. I was drinking about 3/4 gallon of skim milk per day at that point. but when I cut out a lot of dairy I noticed that I felt a lot better in terms of bloating and I had a LOT less gas.
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    lactose intolerant?
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    usually too much food at one setting will kick in the farts for me. I'm top notch in my part of the town too. beer and chili is a bad combo for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wrkn4bigrmusles View Post
    i wouldnt brag
    I would. In fact, I'd make T-shirts.


    Yeah bro, it's prob the high amounts of protein.

    If I eat lots of lean protein and vegetables, my digestive system responds with some nasty gas for a few weeks, until it adjusts to my diet again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyLarry35 View Post
    GUT health from nutraplanet. Fantastic for the issues you describe --
    Gut Health (35 caps) By RPN

    I was all over this endorsement! Dsade, you know where to send the check
    Definitely the GUT Health.

    Watch closely, gentlemen (and ladies) as there will be an article in Mind and Muscle tomorrow about GUT health...and POSSIBLY a sale at out favorite retailer.

    Larry...how about a bottle of Lipoderm-RMK instead?
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    This is the reason that enzymes and probiotics are a staple in my life. Not only to I feel better, but I avoid most of these issues (unless I eat asparagus).
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    Asparagus

    Can't help you there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    Asparagus

    Can't help you there.
    I generally try to avoid eating it now due to the side-effects.
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    what's the effect of Asparagus besides stinky pee
    Asparagus brings back memories of Alf, they had that song and the kid dressed up as one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    Definitely the GUT Health.

    Watch closely, gentlemen (and ladies) as there will be an article in Mind and Muscle tomorrow about GUT health...and POSSIBLY a sale at out favorite retailer.

    Larry...how about a bottle of Lipoderm-RMK instead?
    You motor-boatin' son-of-a b*tch! Lol, I know you've got me covered.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlew308 View Post
    what's the effect of Asparagus besides stinky pee
    Horrible, horrible gas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyLarry35 View Post
    You motor-boatin' son-of-a b*tch! Lol, I know you've got me covered.
    Your bottle went out today.
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    How long does a bottle of Gut Health last?
    Do you take one cap a day?
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    2 caps a day for 5 days, then 1 cap per day after that. Each bottle lasts 30 days.
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