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    Ok, for those of you who watch the show. Have you ever wondered how GTL, partying all the time, drinking, smoking, up at all hours..So on and So on! Result in their physiques?? What is their secret?? For those of us who literally measure and count everything and the simple sight of a carb adds to our mid-section body fat! I'm confused, as to how the hell they do it??

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    pharma help? not having a job in the off season probably helps loads too
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    I think they all look like sh!t

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    They are retarded peoples...I nvr seen losers like them...
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    they are pretty stupid. and being an Italian American from jersey I jsut shake my head and say well at least i my family is from northern italy..
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    Opinions aside , I happen to be Sicilian. I grew up in the night scene religiously, the gym, and chasing women like it was my job. I can somewhat relate to their craziness. However, this is about the physiques they hold. Not perfect, but let's face it wayyy above your average Joe at the gym. The people I know who have comparable physiques, its like they are living a science project everyday..Thats just what I see. Anyways, I guess they could take the "off season" very seriously I suppose.
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    Never watched the show outside of what clips they had in the new season of Beavis and Butthead. I refuse to watch the show and have no interest in it. However, I'd assume:

    - genetics
    - everything you don't see on the camera

    They don't film them 24/7/365. Reality TV is so staged, it's ridiculous. They very well could act like that's how they live and/or the producers could make it look that way, while behind the scenes, they're actually doing everything right.

    That's just my guess.

    That's like the kids in college who barely did anything right in the gym or the kitchen that still looked better. They weren't using roids (not the guys I knew), but they had God to thank for some amazing genetics. It was frustrating, but it was what it was. What I'd say is that they're in for a rude awakening when their genetics stop working that way (metabolism slows down, numerous issues popping up from poor nutrition and sleep schedules, etc.), if they do in fact party all the time.
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    at this point i doubt there is any reality in reality tv. i know years back they origonally pitched the JS idea down in SOBE and they were like you would be perfect for the xx person of the show..
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    i know for sure ronnie and mike juice so theres the "secret"
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    I rather stay small and skinny than big and DUMB!!! Lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by punjabimunde
    I rather stay small and skinny than big and DUMB!!! Lmao
    What is really so dumb about them ? Just wondering? Goin out Havin fun, bangin babes , living it up and Makin 100 grand an episode?

    I tried to keep this thread strictly about the subject... But , opinions fly whenever jersey shore is in the picture! Lol , funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flexappeal

    What is really so dumb about them ? Just wondering? Goin out Havin fun, bangin babes , living it up and Makin 100 grand an episode?

    I tried to keep this thread strictly about the subject... But , opinions fly whenever jersey shore is in the picture! Lol , funny
    Dude they all around 30 and act like facking teen...they just making themselves look bad by doing all that...I just hate them!!!
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    I mean over 30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flexappeal View Post
    What is really so dumb about them ? Just wondering? Goin out Havin fun, bangin babes , living it up and Makin 100 grand an episode?

    I tried to keep this thread strictly about the subject... But , opinions fly whenever jersey shore is in the picture! Lol , funny
    From a career standpoint, they're smart (depends on how they're investing their money, though, because it won't be like this for them, forever).

    I just refuse to watch the show because I'd find no enjoyment in it. Admittedly, though, I watch zero reality TV; unless you consider football, baseball and basketball games to be reality TV...since they actually are lol.
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    I've actually wondered the same thing. I'd venture to guess that Ronnie works out the hardest during the 'off season,' but he tends to put on a bit of fat during the show. Paulie is never that lean. Mike, even though his physique is pretty terrible, stays surprisingly lean the whole time. And yeah, it probably has something to do with genetics, though it wouldn't surprise me at all if he was running clen or even a dry compound like Epistane during the show.

    The drinking is one thing. My avatar pic was from this summer where I was going out a lot and drinking, but my diet was still on point. Their diets, on the other hand, are terrible. There's no magic.. just drugs.
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    Their called juice heads for a reason brahs
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    Quote Originally Posted by owlicks
    I've actually wondered the same thing. I'd venture to guess that Ronnie works out the hardest during the 'off season,' but he tends to put on a bit of fat during the show. Paulie is never that lean. Mike, even though his physique is pretty terrible, stays surprisingly lean the whole time. And yeah, it probably has something to do with genetics, though it wouldn't surprise me at all if he was running clen or even a dry compound like Epistane during the show.

    The drinking is one thing. My avatar pic was from this summer where I was going out a lot and drinking, but my diet was still on point. Their diets, on the other hand, are terrible. There's no magic.. just drugs.
    Well tell me where to find them then! Because I'm sure 90% of guys out there if they are being totally honest would love to look like anyof those guys. I know I would.
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    They are ****ing tiny..lol Not really hard to obtain that physique with little to no effort, and some gear.
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    Give up the info then bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flexappeal View Post
    Ok, for those of you who watch the show. Have you ever wondered how GTL, partying all the time, drinking, smoking, up at all hours..So on and So on! Result in their physiques?? What is their secret?? For those of us who literally measure and count everything and the simple sight of a carb adds to our mid-section body fat! I'm confused, as to how the hell they do it??

    Why on earth are you watching MTV?. I don't believe it is meant for anyone beyond the ages of 16-21. I've heard about those morons and seen one or two of them on late night talk shows. Really I could care less about these peoples lives. My bowel movements are more important to me.
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    Just what this site needed! A Jersey Shore thread! I have a feeling this going be a popular one! Haaa, lol

    I'm not labeling anyone but from my experience the guys who really hate them and make it known. Are the ones who probably don't be getting into one-night stands. Kind of a jealousy thing, that's just my experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flexappeal View Post
    Just what this site needed! A Jersey Shore thread! I have a feeling this going be a popular one! Haaa, lol

    I'm not labeling anyone but from my experience the guys who really hate them and make it known. Are the ones who probably don't be getting into one-night stands. Kind of a jealousy thing, that's just my experience.
    I'd agree with the part in bold (though I wouldn't say I make it known unless someone asks...or a thread with the question shows up lol). However, the jealousy thing is definitely not it. The entire show is a lifestyle I wouldn't want anything to do with, so that's why I don't watch
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    Aw shít y'all done plucked up and let me
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    Seriously I don't watch the show...

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    They are ****ing tiny..lol Not really hard to obtain that physique with little to no effort, and some gear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTO4me View Post
    Give up the info then bro.
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    ^ not that e z
    Yes very easy, they are not that big, and are not even that lean. Ronny is the biggest and is like 170lbs..lol Have you ever seen pics of them next to normal people? I have seen a bunch next to like random college kids and they are small as hell. I am not going to be searching for them, but here are a few next quick ones I found. One next to Ovechkin, and a couple chicks and two dudes with some actual size.


    He is barely as wide as a chick..lol




    You put anyone in decent shape by themselves, next to a girl, or next to someone of equal size and they look "big".

    Do you think on even an hrt dose of test, and some GH being in that shape is difficult?

    Go to any gym in america and there are LEGITIMATE massive individuals that party all the time, eat like ****, etc.

    I mean they are in decent shape, I am just not sure what all the amazement is about, it isn't that difficult. Not like we are talking about contest lean, and 250lbs.

    If you seriously think being that big is difficult, especially on gear, I would quit working out.lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Reynolds View Post
    If you seriously think being that big is difficult, especially on gear, I would quit working out.lol
    LOL

    Or at least spend more time re-evaluating your approach to bodybuilding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Reynolds

    Yes very easy, they are not that big, and are not even that lean. Ronny is the biggest and is like 170lbs..lol Have you ever seen pics of them next to normal people? I have seen a bunch next to like random college kids and they are small as hell. I am not going to be searching for them, but here are a few next quick ones I found. One next to Ovechkin, and a couple chicks and two dudes with some actual size.

    He is barely as wide as a chick..lol

    You put anyone in decent shape by themselves, next to a girl, or next to someone of equal size and they look "big".

    Do you think on even an hrt dose of test, and some GH being in that shape is difficult?

    Go to any gym in america and there are LEGITIMATE massive individuals that party all the time, eat like ****, etc.

    I mean they are in decent shape, I am just not sure what all the amazement is about, it isn't that difficult. Not like we are talking about contest lean, and 250lbs.

    If you seriously think being that big is difficult, especially on gear, I would quit working out.lol
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    Lmao Ron and mike are like snooki size lol...plus the camera makes you look bigger in show or movies...
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    Quote Originally Posted by punjabimunde
    Lmao Ron and mike are like snooki size lol...plus the camera makes you look bigger in show or movies...
    Not quite snookie haha but yeah it's very easy to be short and stalky
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    Really I don't understand the obsession with these morons. I'm too old to be in this thread. The only reason I'm reading it is for entertainment and because I am bored.
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    so in the 4 10 - 5 4 range basically
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonesBones40

    Not quite snookie haha but yeah it's very easy to be short and stalky
    I saw then standing together...ron looks lil taller that's it...lmao...
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    Just looked it up mike is 5 10 and ronnie is 5 7 so really not that short right about average
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    Quote Originally Posted by punjabimunde

    I saw then standing together...ron looks lil taller that's it...lmao...
    Snookies like 4 9 brah
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    Pauly: 6'0" (or 5'11.5"-5'11.75")
    Mike "The Situation": 5'10" (or around 5'9.5")
    Vinny: 5'9" (or around 5'8.5")
    Ronnie: 5'7"-5'7.5"
    Jenni "Jwoww": 5'6"
    Sammi: 5'4"
    Angelina: 5'0"
    Snooki: 4'9"
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    Quote Originally Posted by punjabimunde
    Pauly: 6'0" (or 5'11.5"-5'11.75")
    Mike "The Situation": 5'10" (or around 5'9.5")
    Vinny: 5'9" (or around 5'8.5")
    Ronnie: 5'7"-5'7.5"
    Jenni "Jwoww": 5'6"
    Sammi: 5'4"
    Angelina: 5'0"
    Snooki: 4'9"
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Bone
    Really I don't understand the obsession with these morons. I'm too old to be in this thread. The only reason I'm reading it is for entertainment and because I am bored.
    I agree. I never watched the show a second in my life. My wife was watching it when it first came out and I called her a mindless retard.lol

    But seriously they are not big by any stretch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonesBones40

    Yahoo!Answers?? Haha
    Haha yes...it looks like you kno them personally...so go ahead tell us their real height...
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    Haaa, love it! I knew this would stir some sh*t up!
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    Bottom line!!! You watch them and you wanna be like them....like a RETARD!!!
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    I was curious as to there heights too... Make a good point Frank. Never noticed those pics haha
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