The most Powerfull thread on AM: MUST VIEW!!!

[NutraPlanet CS]

Thats right! This is a new thread, focused on the new, reformulated version of UPS Labs Powerfull that we are now exclusively offering here at the Planet!

The only problem is....THE DEMAND IS SO HIGH, that this product is due to sell out soon....a little too soon!

PowerFULL (NEW!)(90 caps) By USPLabs

So let me tell you exactly what PowerFULL can do for you:

• Scientifically proven to increase natural Human Growth Hormone (HGH) production by at least 221% in just one dose!
• Significantly increase natural Testosterone production by at least 53%!
• Dramatically increase quality of sleep.
• Significantly increase endurance -
• Get more out of each hour of sleep – Feel better on less sleep!
• Drastically increase sex drive and libido!
• Improves skin tone through regeneration – Unlike ProHormones and Steroids that destroy your skin, PowerFULL will improve complexion – Another clear reason you’re naturally producing large amounts of HGH!
• Increases blood flow to penis – Your unit will be engorged with blood, leading to increased size and pleasure!
• Last longer in bed –Bang like a porn star!
• Helps restore natural hormonal production after a cycle of steroids or pro-hormones.
• Greatly enhanced Mind/Muscle connection - By increasing dopamine, the dopamine neurons of the brain are activated that are essential for normal movement and sensori-motor integration. Improves athletic movements and increase contractile strength with weight training.

As you can see PowerFULL truly delivers. No wonder why it has become the best-selling supplement in history never to be advertised!

[lennoxchi]

is that all it does? can it balence my checkbook or do my taxes?

[dsade]

It slices, it dices, it cuts, it chops...it removes embarrassing stains on bedsheets, and trims your ear and nosehair...it fellates your grandfather when he gets worked up over Matlock being cancelled, and blows the Superbowl for the Bears....it even satisfies your wife when you would rather be playing Wii!!!!

Damn...as a matter of fact, my forearms are getting pumped from all the typing in this thread!!!

THIS STUFF ROCKS!!!

[poison]

[stryder]

It slices, it dices, it cuts, it chops...it removes embarrassing stains on bedsheets, and trims your ear and nosehair...it fellates your grandfather when he gets worked up over Matlock being cancelled, and blows the Superbowl for the Bears....it even satisfies your wife when you would rather be playing Wii!!!!

Damn...as a matter of fact, my forearms are getting pumped from all the typing in this thread!!!

THIS STUFF ROCKS!!!

what would we do without dsade?

[dsade]

what would we do without dsade?

Cure world hunger and establish a colony on Mars?

:: distractions ::

[Mulletsoldier]

what would we do without dsade?

I think a better question is, who would you have to do without dsade?

[T-Bone]

Even though its expensive, I am trying to purchase, but it won't let me checkout...

[NutraPlanet CS]

is that all it does? can it balence my checkbook or do my taxes?

No, but it will have you looking sexier that Hasselhoff himself in our exclusive NutraPlanet speedos!

[raptor2003]

Even though its expensive, I am trying to purchase, but it won't let me checkout...

it's begging you to buy more powerfull LOL

[dsade]

Wow...nothing like having the words Penis, Porn Star, Fellate, and a Hasselhoff Speedo pic in one thread to really creep people out.

[Mulletsoldier]

Vagina, labia, clitoris, rimjob, and complimentary HJ..Just thought I'd cap it off with those!!

[glsa17]

and blows the Superbowl for the Bears...

so it wasn't Rex?

[dsade]

Vagina, labia, clitoris, rimjob, and complimentary HJ..Just thought I'd cap it off with those!!

I am going to have to recommend Mullet for immediate Bannination. I am sorry, son...you have just gone too far with your filthy mouth...err, fingertips.

[dsade]

so it wasn't Rex?

Ahhh...you fell for USP's grand conspiracy. Rex was nothing but a patsy.

[Mulletsoldier]

I am going to have to recommend Mullet for immediate Bannination. I am sorry, son...you have just gone too far with your filthy mouth...err, fingertips.

Hasslehoff is a dirtier word than all of those put together!

[dsade]

Hasslehoff is a dirtier word than all of those put together!

How DARE you??? You, my friend, have just brought down the WRATH of Nutraplanet (and the Germans).

Men? Grab your speedos and ATTACK!!!

[stryder]

Even though its expensive, I am trying to purchase, but it won't let me checkout...

My head web nerd has fixed your dilema. We also took the liberty to add a gross of PowerFULL to your order

Your total comes to $6532.59

Thank you for choosing NutraPlanet!

[dsade]

Your total comes to $6532.59

!

Damn....add another $3k and he would have gotten the record for largest single order at NP...and gotten a free T-shirt.

[glsa17]

Ahhh...you fell for USP's grand conspiracy. Rex was nothing but a patsy.

I will try to explain that to my wife. Maybe she will feel better.
Did you root for the Bears in the superbowl?