Reports from spectators confirm the existance of a New and Improved PowerFULL capules (NIPC) strapped on the back of Sasquatch; spotted near the Swiss Alps yesterday.
Photo copies of the before and after shots of Yeti himself proved an amazing body recompositioning of reduced bodyfat and improved muscle tone.
Geo tracking has confirmed that NIPC and his wooly counterpart is heading towards the southeast region of the United States.
Scientists conclude that the traveling pair appear to be heading towards Fayetteville, GA and should arrive at their destination in the coming days...possibly hours! Skeptics however refuse to acknowledge the scientific conclusion and pass it off as hearsay.
Stay tuned for up to the minute information on this late breaking news!