Yeah, it did sound appealing for some reason! I never liked clowns either but I do like cotton candy, lol.
It's a strong stim and strength enhancer! Some people might only need a half scoop it's so potent, and that's why Smith only gets a thimble full.
It's also a strong pumper with good muscle discrimination and impressive residual pump. It's not as residual as the Monopump, but still has some good post-w/o hang time and next day hardening effect too (great glycogenic, especially if you aren't carb restricting.)
But the most unique quality is the endurance. It's almost like an extra dimension of energy just under the first layer of stimulation. Guys who train for prolonged periods will really like this pre, and if you normally experience DOMS this might change that! It's very hard to make myself sore on this, it just works really well at preventing post-w/o soreness. And an hour after you started lifting, it really only seems like about 30mins. Not as far as your sense of time, but based on how you feel, how much power you feel you have left in you. It's different from anything else you've probably tried and that extra energy is something you really notice. It's hard to explain and can be psychologically addictive, lol. It's good stuff though!
Not too dirty either. It gives the creeps a little (beta-alanine) but not nearly as bad as most other pres. Even guys who don't like BA won't mind this I'm betting.
So if you like a super strong stim, big pumps, long-lasting endurance and low side effects then I think you'll like this formulation. Sorry it took so long.