Brock Lesnar vs Frank Mir - SPOILER

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1. Don't give away the results! Some people haven't seen it yet.

2. Have you ever been caught in a kneebar? Do you have any idea how much damage a 250lb. bjj blackbelt hyperextending your knee can do?
 
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hahaha so let me get this right mir defeats lesnar by kneebar bar ha ha ha great
 

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I think the experience will do Lesnar some good. A bit of a reality check for him (not that he was being unrealistic). Maybe a little BJJ and grappling type stuff and he will be someone to fear in the future. All he needs is the guidance by the sounds
 
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Guess there's no point in me watching now...spoiler in title.
 
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Taking on an experienced, black belt BJJ, ex heavy champ as his UFC debut wasn't a small task.

I think Lesnar has the goods, power, conditioning, he could scramble on the ground, to be effective, but he's going to need a lot more experience with BJJ.

I think one of the biggest factors about workout with bjj isn't just knowing how to defend against a submission once it's in the threat of being applied, its knowing whether you're putting yourself in that bad situation or not.
 
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I loved all the pro wrestlers that showed up though. The people at the sports bar I was at went nuts when they showed them in the crowd.
 
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I'm glad for MMA's sake that Lesnar lost. However, I don't think this damages his career too much. A loss will slow his career down, which is exactly what he needed.
 
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I loved all the pro wrestlers that showed up though. The people at the sports bar I was at went nuts when they showed them in the crowd.
I noticed the same thing. There seemed to be a bigger redneck crowd out than usual but I went to a new place too.

I'm not surprised at all by what happened. Brock didn't look too gunshy, though. He charged in and got the takedown, threw some big punches from what it appeared. He's got time to improve.

I think Mir could Nog a really tough fight.




Ok, that's just to get Alex all riled up.
 
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Jas, you watch these events at bars? I don't know how you can do that. I have to be by myself in a very controlled environment. I've watched a few at bars and with friends and it's just not as good. Me+TV+MJ+JB=perfect MMA viewing environment.
 

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I was kinda glad he lost but did so showing that he could be a legit fighter. It was a win win for the UFC in my mind
 
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Amen, brother! Haha! Have to give Mir his props as I've been known to call him a tomato can. Given his last few fights, though, I wasn't too far off. He looked real good, like he's starting to get serious again.
 
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Amen, brother! Haha! Have to give Mir his props as I've been known to call him a tomato can. Given his last few fights, though, I wasn't too far off. He looked real good, like he's starting to get serious again.
I still pretty much think Mir is a can. I stand by my statement that if he fights anyone that is decently well rounded he will lose. He did a good job last night though, can't take that away from him. Gotta have some icky blazing for MMA events, or anytime:thumbsup:
 
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You're going to make the a-hole cry by saying Mir is a can, Alex.
 
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Watch it, or he'll use his broad and open opinions to tell you how much of a far-left, hippy worshipping, tree hugger Fedor is because he doesn't come out to his fights behind Bruce Springsteen with a US-flag draped around his body.
 
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He is one of the most open minded individuals one will encounter.
 
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I know, in his absence I forgot the only way to deal with the dude is not take anything out of his mouth seriously. I forgot that for a thread and actually tried to have a logical debate with him. :blink:

Ended up having to put him on my ignore list.
 
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Yeah, he's still more entertaining than a lot of the mindless tard around here. He's got some intelligence it's just misguided.
 
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Jas, you watch these events at bars? I don't know how you can do that. I have to be by myself in a very controlled environment. I've watched a few at bars and with friends and it's just not as good. Me+TV+MJ+JB=perfect MMA viewing environment.
I watched last night in a bar cause I didn't want to pay for that card.

I'm pretty content with my Hooters Take Home, My Bottle of JW Black and my GF for UFCs. Can't handle drunk *******s.
 
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You have a Mrs.Snowman? She must be 'a lot' to handle.
 
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Jas, you watch these events at bars? I don't know how you can do that. I have to be by myself in a very controlled environment. I've watched a few at bars and with friends and it's just not as good. Me+TV+MJ+JB=perfect MMA viewing environment.
Bars are fun as long as there is a decent crowd. It makes it a night out which is fun. You must be ware of the dipsh!t population, though.
 
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Bars are fun as long as there is a decent crowd. It makes it a night out which is fun. You must be ware of the dipsh!t population, though.
I was at Trader Todds.
 
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5'2" and 101 lbs. If that is a lot.
Jesus, she must be addicted to crank and a midget. She must do porn.

Just kidding buddy, you're up for some Mrs.Grilling.
 
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Bars are fun as long as there is a decent crowd. It makes it a night out which is fun. You must be ware of the dipsh!t population, though.
What's a good crowd, you, Poly, Ms. Poly dwarf, and that old dude that invades your personal space, haaaaay oooo!
 
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That's tiny, best not have you on top, drinking too much JW, pass out and sub her via smother choke.
I outweigh her right now by 120 lbs lol. My biceps are the same size as her thighs.
 
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I've only had 1 chick that small, and I'm not saying I'm Lexington Steele by any stretch, but her vajayjay was not having it.
 
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I've only had 1 chick that small, and I'm not saying I'm Lexington Steele by any stretch, but her vajayjay was not having it.
Just have to be careful when doing the whole drunk hard as you can stuff lol.
 
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haha, I prefer the 5'6-5'10, 125-150 range, but I bet the little chicks are a lot of fun.
 
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She doesnt fit the mold of my typical GFs. 5'8 -5'10 34-36Ds and about 125-130.

Shes the only person I have touched that doesnt fit that.
 
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She doesnt fit the mold of my typical GFs. 5'8 -5'10 34-36Ds and about 125-130. Bad and/or missing teeth, must smell of cheap liquor and used condoms
Whoa, crazy.
 
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haha. Mullet how do you like your chicks, 5'8, 92?
 
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Damn, when you first got out of the hospital she may have been the same size as you. Sorry, theirs no one good to make fun of right now.
 
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That's tiny, best not have you on top, drinking too much JW, pass out and sub her via smother choke.
I've definitely passed out on top of a girl before. Wonder how she got me off of her? :burg:
 
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Damn, when you first got out of the hospital she may have been the same size as you. Sorry, theirs no one good to make fun of right now.
Yeah, now only you two are the same size.
 
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My girl's 5'10, 126
Damn, is she taller than you? I went on a few dates with a chick that was like 6'1.5'' or so. She was smoking hot, but I wanted to shrink by 10% or so. It was a little weird.
 
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Yeah, now only you two are the same size.
I wish I was tiny right now. The right side of my lower back is killing me from pogo-ing around on my right foot, and my knee is starting to kill me:whiner:
 
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Damn, is she taller than you? I went on a few dates with a chick that was like 6'1.5'' or so. She was smoking hot, but I wanted to shrink by 10% or so. It was a little weird.
Helga? Fvck the Superbowl, but Tom Petty kicks ass.
 
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Damn, is she taller than you? I went on a few dates with a chick that was like 6'1.5'' or so. She was smoking hot, but I wanted to shrink by 10% or so. It was a little weird.
We're literally the exact same height.

Oh I know how you feel bro, when she wears heels I die a little inside. I don't want to be rude, but sometimes I seriously want to ask her not to wear them out. It's so degrading when your hot gf is wearing ridiculous lingerie w/ heels and you have her bent over scratching the wall, and the whole time you're struggling to balance on your tippies. :p
 
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I wish I was tiny right now. The right side of my lower back is killing me from pogo-ing around on my right foot, and my knee is starting to kill me:whiner:
Yeah I had to crawl a few times right when I came out of the 'spital. Hahaha.
:burg:
 
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We're literally the exact same height.

Oh I know how you feel bro, when she wears heels I die a little inside. I don't want to be rude, but sometimes I seriously want to ask her not to wear them out. It's so degrading when your hot gf is wearing ridiculous lingerie w/ heels and you have her bent over scratching the wall, and the whole time you're struggling to balance on your tippies. :p
I know you own a pair of "cheaters". At 5'10" you don't really need them, but all my 5'8" and below friends all have cheaters. It's hilarious cause they're close to my height when we're out partying and then the next day we play basketball and I'm 4 or 5" taller.
 
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I know you own a pair of "cheaters". At 5'10" you don't really need them, but all my 5'8" and below friends all have cheaters. It's hilarious cause they're close to my height when we're out partying and then the next day we play basketball and I'm 4 or 5" taller.
What are 'cheaters'? Sounds like they're high-heeled shoes for dudes? If that's the case, gimme a fvcking break. If I had 'friends' whom I caught wearing them they'd soon be ex-friends.
 

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