UFC 70 Contest

[jas123]

It's that time again already. Here are the fights.

Mirko Filipovic Vs. Gabriel Gonzaga
David Heath Vs. Ryoto Machida
Michael Bisping Vs. Elvis Sinosic
Andrei Arlovski Vs. Fabricio Werdum
Assuerio Silva Vs. Cheick Kongo
Matt Grice Vs. Terry Etim
Junior Assuncao Vs. David Lee
Victor Valimaki Vs. Alessio Sakara
Dennis Siver Vs. Jess Liaudin
Edilberto Crocota Vs. Paul Taylor

The rules:
1. Pick the winner
2. Method of victory
3. Time for main event Crocop vs. Gonzaga
2 points per correct pick and 1 point for each correct method if your winner is correct

*****Get your picks in by 11 am est Saturday morning. The results may be up early Saturday since it's in the UK.

 

[Beowulf]

Mirko Filipovic Vs. Gabriel Gonzaga--Mirko by brutal TKO Rd. 2 4:23
David Heath Vs. Ryoto Machida--Machida by dodge and tag Decision
Michael Bisping Vs. Elvis Sinosic--Elvis by Sub
Andrei Arlovski Vs. Fabricio Werdum--Werdum by Sub
Assuerio Silva Vs. Cheick Kongo--Silva by Sub (if he's smart)
Matt Grice Vs. Terry Etim--Errrrr, Etim by Decision
Junior Assuncao Vs. David Lee--Assuncao by Sub
Victor Valimaki Vs. Alessio Sakara--Sakara by TKO
Dennis Siver Vs. Jess Liaudin--Siver by German defeat of the French (KO)
Edilberto Crocota Vs. Paul Taylor--Taylor by Sub

 

[tattoopierced1]

Mirko Filipovic Vs. Gabriel Gonzaga : CroCop by KO Rd. 2 1:13
David Heath Vs. Ryoto Machida : Machida via decision
Michael Bisping Vs. Elvis Sinosic : Bisping via TKO Rd. 1 1:45
Andrei Arlovski Vs. Fabricio Werdum : Arlovski KO Rd. 3 2:00
Assuerio Silva Vs. Cheick Kongo : Kongo via decision
Matt Grice Vs. Terry Etim : Etim via decision
Junior Assuncao Vs. David Lee : Assuncao via sub Rd. 3 2:25
Victor Valimaki Vs. Alessio Sakara : Sakara via TKO Rd. 2 1:30
Dennis Siver Vs. Jess Liaudin : Siver via sub Rd. 1 3:34
Edilberto Crocota Vs. Paul Taylor : Taylor via decision

 

[MisterEZE]

Mirko Filipovic Vs. Gabriel Gonzaga [TKO R2 2:30]
David Heath Vs. Ryoto Machida [Dec]
Michael Bisping Vs. Elvis Sinosic [TKO R1]
Andrei Arlovski Vs. Fabricio Werdum [Sub R2]
Assuerio Silva Vs. Cheick Kongo [Dec]
Matt Grice Vs. Terry Etim [TKO R3]
Junior Assuncao Vs. David Lee [Dec]
Victor Valimaki Vs. Alessio Sakara [Sub R2]
Dennis Siver Vs. Jess Liaudin [TKO R2]
Edilberto Crocota Vs. Paul Taylor [TKO R3]

 

[ugab37]

Mirko Filipovic Vs. Gabriel Gonzaga (TKO/R1/at the 2:27 mark)
David Heath Vs. Ryoto Machida (sub/R2)
Michael Bisping Vs. Elvis Sinosic (TKO/R2)
Andrei Arlovski Vs. Fabricio Werdum (KO/R3)
Assuerio Silva Vs. Cheick Kongo (SUB/R1)
Matt Grice Vs. Terry Etim (TKO/R2)
Junior Assuncao Vs. David Lee (SUB/R3)
Victor Valimaki Vs. Alessio Sakara (TKO/R1)
Dennis Siver Vs. Jess Liaudin (sub/R2)
Edilberto Crocota Vs. Paul Taylor (Dec)

 

[size]

1. Mirko Filipovic via KO 2:02 Rd 1
2. Ryoto Machida via Dec
3. Michael Bisping via KO
4. Fabricio Werdum via Sub
5. Cheick Kongo via Dec
6. Matt Grice via KO
7. David Lee via Sub
8. Alessio Sakara via Dec
9. Jess Liaudin via KO
10. Edilberto Crocota via Sub

 

[jas123]

Crocop - KO :54 Round 1
Machida - decision
Bisping - KO
Werdum - decision
Silva - decision (takedown, GNP, sub attempts)
Etim - decision
Lee - Sub
Sakara - KO
Siver- KO
Crocota - KO

I noticed on Sinosic's record:

Loss Al Reynish Submission (Frustration) Rings Australia-NR2 9/13/1998 1 7:52

 

[jas123]

Mirko Filipovic Vs. Gabriel Gonzaga (TKO/R1)
David Heath Vs. Ryoto Machida (sub/R2)
Michael Bisping Vs. Elvis Sinosic (TKO/R2)
Andrei Arlovski Vs. Fabricio Werdum (KO/R3)
Assuerio Silva Vs. Cheick Kongo (SUB/R1)
Matt Grice Vs. Terry Etim (TKO/R2)
Junior Assuncao Vs. David Lee (SUB/R3)
Victor Valimaki Vs. Alessio Sakara (TKO/R1)
Dennis Siver Vs. Jess Liaudin (sub/R2)
Edilberto Crocota Vs. Paul Taylor (Dec)

Don't forget your time for the main event to last. This is the tie breaker.

 

[Beowulf]

Damn, J, you see Gonzaga going down in the first minute. I guess if Gonzaga plans to bring it, this is likely. It doesn't bode well for him that, like Sanchez, he keeps saying that he is "going to hit Crocop so hard"...

 

[jas123]

No, with 54 s left in the 1st round. Isn't that how it's done? My brain's fried by stress right now. I can't think straight.

I don't buy Gonzaga's plan. He'll try to setup a takedown eventually, especially after eating a left leg to the ribs.

 

[Rodja]

Mirko Filipovic Vs. Gabriel Gonzaga - KO RD1 4:10
David Heath Vs. Ryoto Machida - TKO
Michael Bisping Vs. Elvis Sinosic - TKO
Andrei ArlovskiVs. Fabricio Werdum - decision
Assuerio Silva Vs. Cheick Kongo - TKO
Matt Grice Vs. Terry Etim - submission
Junior Assuncao Vs. David Lee - submission
Victor Valimaki Vs. Alessio Sakara - TKO
Dennis Siver Vs. Jess Liaudin - submission
Edilberto Crocota Vs. Paul Taylor - submission

 

[Rogue Drone]

Filipovic - KO - RD1 1:30 = 3:30 in.
Machida - Dec.
Bisping - KO
Werdum - Sub
Silva - Sub
Etim - Sub
Assuncao - Dec
Sakara - KO
Liaudin - Sub
Taylor - KO

 

[ugab37]

Don't forget your time for the main event to last. This is the tie breaker.

Thanks man, I just edited it.

 

[Alexander]

Filipovic - KO - RD1 1:30 = 3:30 in.
Machida - Dec.
Bisping - KO
Werdum - Sub
Silva - Sub
Etim - Sub
Assuncao - Dec
Sakara - KO
Liaudin - Sub
Taylor - KO

Ditto:twisted: :lol: but RD1 1:31

 

[Rogue Drone]

You are one creepy dude - Bustin my balls here and stalking me into other parts of AM :fart: :duel: :cheers: Trying to pull a "Brass Monkey" manuever on me, tsk, tsk, all's fair, I guess.

Is this the fight that we get to see what AA is really capable of? I hope so, it's overdue, but I'm still not picking him.

Werdum is good at subbing hitters and ankle locks on Cave Trolls don't count as a proven ground game, man has the hands and overall athleticism to suprise, though.

I'm tempted to call it quick on Cro Cop, I think Gonzaga will not run away like Sanchez did, and toe to toe he's a goner. Then again, shades of GSP?!!

Mirko has an extra small penis, he said so in a interview, when in doubt, pick a soldier with a tiny tool,compensatory, that's known as the "Mullet" factor in the Rogue Playbook.

 

[Sir Savage]

Mirko Filipovic via 2nd Round TKO at 2:30
Ryoto Machida via decision
Michael Bisping via TKO
Andrei Arlovski via TKO
Assuerio Silva via decision
Matt Grice via TKO
Junior Assuncao via TKO
Alessio Sakara via TKO
Dennis Siver via decision
Edilberto Crocota via TKO

I'm not going to do well in this one. I don't know who a lot of these guys are.

 

[Alexander]

You are one creepy dude - Bustin my balls here and stalking me into other parts of AM :fart: :duel: :cheers: Trying to pull a "Brass Monkey" manuever on me, tsk, tsk, all's fair, I guess.

Is this the fight that we get to see what AA is really capable of? I hope so, it's overdue, but I'm still not picking him.

Werdum is good at subbing hitters and ankle locks on Cave Trolls don't count as a proven ground game, man has the hands and overall athleticism to suprise, though.

I'm tempted to call it quick on Cro Cop, I think Gonzaga will not run away like Sanchez did, and toe to toe he's a goner. Then again, shades of GSP?!!

Mirko has an extra small penis, he said so in a interview, when in doubt, pick a soldier with a tiny tool,compensatory, that's known as the "Mullet" factor in the Rogue Playbook.

A victory by copying your picks would be a double loss. Creepy yes, plagurizer no. Where is ole lightswitch anyways? Here are my real picks, and like Savage said I have never heard of 7 of these guys.

Mirko KO RD 1 2:30
Ryoto KO
Bisping KO
Werdum Sub
Silva KO
Etum Sub
Lee KO
Valamaki Dec
Siver KO
Crocata KO

 

[Mulletsoldier]

I'm too lazy to do any research on any of the undercard fights, so here are my picks for Silva/Kongo and up.

Mirko Filipovic Vs. Gabriel Gonzaga RD 2 3:40
David Heath Vs. Ryoto Machida Sub
Michael Bisping Vs. Elvis Sinosic Ref Stoppage
Andrei Arlovski Vs. Fabricio Werdum KO
Assuerio SilvaVs. Cheick Kongo Dec

 

[ersatz]

Mirko Filipovic ko rd2 2:13
Ryoto Machida tko
Michael Bisping tko
Werdum sub
Cheick Kongo tko
Terry Etim who knows sub
Junior Assuncao tko
Alessio Sakara tko
Dennis Siver dec
Edilberto Crocota sub

 

[Alexander]

I'm too lazy to do any research on any of the undercard fights, so here are my picks for Silva/Kongo and up.

Mirko Filipovic Vs. Gabriel Gonzaga RD 2 3:40
David Heath Vs. Ryoto Machida Sub
Michael Bisping Vs. Elvis Sinosic Ref Stoppage
Andrei Arlovski Vs. Fabricio Werdum KO
Assuerio SilvaVs. Cheick Kongo Dec

At least give yourself a chance to win. Take some guesses "lightswitch".

 

[Mulletsoldier]

lol. I'm stuck in a 2nd place rut behind Wordsworth anyway. And I'm not sure what lightswitch is intended to mean, so I'll just ignore it before this thread turns into that mockery the 69 thread did

 

[Alexander]

lol. I'm stuck in a 2nd place rut behind Wordsworth anyway. And I'm not sure what lightswitch is intended to mean, so I'll just ignore it before this thread turns into that mockery the 69 thread did

Wordsworth basically said you have a small wang, so I started calling you Lightswitch. Hope your girl with the delicious Holyfields enjoys the outtie belly button you're providing:duel: :icon_lol:

 

[Mulletsoldier]

Wordsworth basically said you have a small wang, so I started calling you Lightswitch. Hope your girl with the delicious Holyfields enjoys the outtie belly button you're providing:duel: :icon_lol:

I know

It was more than odd when I took your mother out for a nice seafood dinner, took her home, and found out she had a larger penis than I did. Talk about awkward :think:

 

[Alexander]

I know

It was more than odd when I took your mother out for a nice seafood dinner, took her home, and found out she had a larger penis than I did. Talk about awkward :think:

She is stacked, and I'd like to apologize for her for turning your arse rainbow colors We better quit before Wordsworth catches wind of this and goes buckwild.

 

[Mulletsoldier]

Good call, I see Jas and Savage lurking too.

 

[jas123]

The OT kings are at it again. Where's your leader Wordsworth (I like it, btw)?

 

[Alexander]

The OT kings are at it again. Where's your leader Wordsworth (I like it, btw)?

Off on some "cocoon" like endeavor. Why's the old dude gotta be the leader, seniority BS.

 

[Sir Savage]

Good call, I see Jas and Savage lurking too.

This is why we've been having delays- because I'm here BSing with you martha faulkers.

 

[jas123]

Alright, Alex you're the leader. If there's Wordworth and lightswitch, what's your nickname, caucasian flavor flav?

Savage= the barnacle (Cause you're latched onto the muscle shark.....ahh, weak)

 

[Rogue Drone]

Off on some "cocoon" like endeavor. Why's the old dude gotta be the leader, seniority BS.

I would tell you to "Cocoon" my Wadsworth in your Nethercheeks, but I doubt there's room for both ample I and jas' Henry Stout Longfellow who's already working on it's third pop up in there.

 

[Rogue Drone]

Savage "The Barnacle" :icon_lol:

Time for Sherky to sling his sack up into dry dock and scour off The Jawja Crustacean.

How come whenever I leave the room, Alexander becomes the Buckwild Pervert?

 

[brass monkey]

Crocop rd 3-2:11 tko
Machida tko
Bisping tko
Arloski tko
Silvia sub
Grice tko
Lee sub
Sakara tko
Siver tko
Taylor sub
"Brass Monkey maneuver":icon_lol:

 

[jas123]

Get your picks up soon fellas. I think until 1 pm est is acceptable.

 

[Mulletsoldier]

Yeah, I like the "Barnacle", that's pretty good. We need a good one for Alexandrovich though. As Rogue said, something involving his cavernous anus would be suiting.

 

[jas123]

Hmm...Alexander "the Spelunker"? I don't know.

 

[ersatz]

So I'll post results live and ruin the Spike airing for all you guys? Maybe then we can keep some of you off this thread?

 

[Sir Savage]

Eat my barnacles, suckaz.

Post live results? It's going down right now?

 

[Rogue Drone]

Why in God's name would anyone want to read results here and spoil the free airing at 9pm? :think:

England is on British Summer time, we, in the Eastern US are on EDT, they are five hours ahead of us.

 

[Beowulf]

I like "Spelunker". OK, that sounded bad. That word cracks me up b/c growing up it was a euphemism for going down on a lady.

 

[Rogue Drone]

IMO, Wordsworth and Barnacle are, so far, the only two Nicks that fit the character and conduct of the person around here.

True as they may be, Lightswitch and Spelunker are the product of just one thread, those are not fitting handles.

Another is TTT - The Textbook that Types, :study: guess who? Kinda cumbersome, but fits better than an OJ Simpson Glove. Shorten to T3? T2? - Typing Textbook? Not my coinage, a jasism.

 

[Sir Savage]

Ha! But I'm far from the only barnacle here. This place is littered with the som'b*tches.

 

[Rogue Drone]

OMG! I'm speechless....

 

[brass monkey]

Im picking all upsets from know on.

 

[jas123]

I nearly had a heart attack. He looked off all fight, though. Why would you not train with a cage?

 

[Mulletsoldier]

I'm not ****ing watching this **** anymore...lol..

 

[Sir Savage]

Damn, MMA is as unpredictable as ever.

 

[jas123]

Contest REsults:

Winner : Tattoo Pierced 21

Rogue Drone 20
ugab 18
Beo, size, rodja, savage, ersatz - 13
brass monkey - 12
jas123 - 11
Mr EZE - 10
Alex - 8
Mullet - 7 ***(only picked 5 of 10)

 

[Rogue Drone]

**** me, I would have won this one, if the worst Brazilian I've ever seen on the ground, excluding Giant Silva, had'nt shown up, Assuerio "Superblanket" Silva. Pitiful.

This Silva and Sinosic, hope I never see those two ****ty timewasters again.

Alex, how 's that non Plagerizing thing working out for you? :twisted:

 

[jas123]

Haha. Silva's ground game was weak aside from the takedowns. At least Sinosic actually had Bisping in trouble. I'm not sure I'm sold on Bisping being a serious contender any time soon.

Well, Rogue I'll give you credit you've done well in almost all of these which is more than I can say. Alex, EZE and myself would have done better picking winners by coin flip.

 

[Beowulf]

A. Silva was definitely disappointing. Does that guy really have no subs? How did he not mount or finish from the side? He did nothing.

Bisping looked good. He got in trouble again, and handled it well. I like his composure, and nonstop-bringin'-it attitude.

That Etim/Grice fight was great too. Nonstop action, and Etim seemed to have some very nice Muay Thai, even though he didn't get to really use it.

Machida's fight must have been a slip and jab snoozer, b/c it didn't even end up being shown.