Joe Son charged in brutal gang rape

[jas123]

"Austin Powers" Star Charged in Gang Rape - TMZ.com

TMZ has learned the actor who played Random Task in the first "Austin Powers" movie has been charged with a vicious gang rape.

Joe Son's arrest has been all over newspapers in the O.C., but no one connected the dots -- that the suspect is actually Dr. Evil's henchman -- until now.

Here's how it all went down. Son pleaded guilty back in May to felony vandalism. The plea required him to fork over a DNA sample. Investigators ran his sample and found Son's DNA connected him to an unsolved gang rape back in 1990, where a woman was pistol-whipped, raped, threatened with death and eventually blindfolded and released naked.

Son has been charged with five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force.

Son faces a maximum sentence of 275 years to life if convicted.


Didn't he walk in a giant crucifix at one of Kimo's fights?

[robdog]

Rape is never funny......unless you're raping a clown.

[stxnas]

A lot of you have probably seen highlights of Joe Son and don't realize it. He's the one that Keith Hackney beat in one of the earlier UFC cards by repeatedly punching him in the balls

Didn't he walk in a giant crucifix at one of Kimo's fights?

Yeah, that was him...I think he was actually Kimo's manager for a while

[jas123]

Rape is never funny......unless you're raping a clown.

Rape isn't the joke. The hypocrisy is what's hilarious.

[robdog]

Rape isn't the joke. The hypocrisy is what's hilarious.

Rape is never funny.......unless you're raping a Joe Son.

[Emerge]

That dude was going to town on his nuts.

[Omen]

It's always people who believe in god and follow religion that do sh*t like that, UFC 4 I think, Royce gracie won that, last match between him and the wrestler lasted the longest and everyone of them did 3 fights average till elimination, no time limit on fight, one round, much better than today!

But yeah first time I saw that fat f**k, I thought he was retard that needed a curb check with a rose sticking out of his ass.

[MuscleHeadGuy]

This is fcuked up.

[Alexander]

What moron gave this thread a thumbs down?

[jas123]

Yeah, this thread is amazing. I think someone didn't like my use of the laughing emoticon in a rape thread but I justified it later. Norris would have enjoyed it...unless one of the parties was a drug addict, then he'd get all sensitive.

[Mulletsoldier]

I wonder if the forcibly used object was a shoe?


(jesus christ I am going to hell).

[jas123]

I wonder if the forcibly used object was a shoe?


(jesus christ I am going to hell).

Actually it was the barrell of a gun according to Sherdog, you repulsive ****.

[moklepaul]

Hell of a skeleton to have in your closet.

[Mulletsoldier]

Actually it was the barrell of a gun according to Sherdog, you repulsive ****.

Sorry my joke offended your delicate constitution; don't create a ****ing comical thread on rape if you are going to instantly become moral, asswad.

[jas123]

I thought you'd read that as me joking which I was. I'm terribly insensitive so I'm trying to hold back from making extremely offensive jokes.

[Mulletsoldier]

I thought you'd read that as me joking which I was. I'm terribly insensitive so I'm trying to hold back from making extremely offensive jokes.

I did, lol.

[Alexander]

People that get offended by the chat in this thread have serious problems.

Whats up with you Mullett? You still seeing that imaginary chick? I won't mention her name, cause you got touchy last time. Seriously, how's it going "head honcho?"

[Mulletsoldier]

People that get offended by the chat in this thread have serious problems.

Whats up with you Mullett? You still seeing that imaginary chick? I won't mention her name, cause you got touchy last time. Seriously, how's it going "head honcho?"

Getting married bizatch! Next Christmas in Thailand!

I also received a hefty promotion from USP Labs, equipped with adjacent benefits. How is your training going?

[jas123]

Getting married bizatch! Next Christmas in Thailand!

I also received a hefty promotion from USP Labs, equipped with adjacent benefits. How is your training going?

Getting married? Why do want to ruin your life like that?

No, that's cool. Congrats. Are you in law school now?

[Alexander]

Getting married bizatch! Next Christmas in Thailand!

I also received a hefty promotion from USP Labs, equipped with adjacent benefits. How is your training going?

No sh*t??? Wow, congrats mate, if you ever wanna do some wife swapping, holler at me. I mean, you'll get ****ed on that deal, but it'll be cool for me. Thats cool though man, apparently being a pretentious douche pays off eh You know I'm playin. This smiley selection blows btw.