Joe Son charged in brutal gang rape

  1. Joe Son charged in brutal gang rape


    "Austin Powers" Star Charged in Gang Rape - TMZ.com

    TMZ has learned the actor who played Random Task in the first "Austin Powers" movie has been charged with a vicious gang rape.

    Joe Son's arrest has been all over newspapers in the O.C., but no one connected the dots -- that the suspect is actually Dr. Evil's henchman -- until now.

    Here's how it all went down. Son pleaded guilty back in May to felony vandalism. The plea required him to fork over a DNA sample. Investigators ran his sample and found Son's DNA connected him to an unsolved gang rape back in 1990, where a woman was pistol-whipped, raped, threatened with death and eventually blindfolded and released naked.

    Son has been charged with five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force.

    Son faces a maximum sentence of 275 years to life if convicted.


    Didn't he walk in a giant crucifix at one of Kimo's fights?


  2. Rape is never funny......unless you're raping a clown.

  3. A lot of you have probably seen highlights of Joe Son and don't realize it. He's the one that Keith Hackney beat in one of the earlier UFC cards by repeatedly punching him in the balls




    Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    Didn't he walk in a giant crucifix at one of Kimo's fights?
    Yeah, that was him...I think he was actually Kimo's manager for a while
    RcB Since 09-06-2011 20:55 EST, Post 49
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by robdog View Post
    Rape is never funny......unless you're raping a clown.
    Rape isn't the joke. The hypocrisy is what's hilarious.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    Rape isn't the joke. The hypocrisy is what's hilarious.
    Rape is never funny.......unless you're raping a Joe Son.

  6. That dude was going to town on his nuts.

  7. It's always people who believe in god and follow religion that do sh*t like that, UFC 4 I think, Royce gracie won that, last match between him and the wrestler lasted the longest and everyone of them did 3 fights average till elimination, no time limit on fight, one round, much better than today!

    But yeah first time I saw that fat f**k, I thought he was retard that needed a curb check with a rose sticking out of his ass.

  8. This is fcuked up.

  9. What moron gave this thread a thumbs down?

  10. Yeah, this thread is amazing. I think someone didn't like my use of the laughing emoticon in a rape thread but I justified it later. Norris would have enjoyed it...unless one of the parties was a drug addict, then he'd get all sensitive.

  11. I wonder if the forcibly used object was a shoe?


    (jesus christ I am going to hell).

  12. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    I wonder if the forcibly used object was a shoe?


    (jesus christ I am going to hell).
    Actually it was the barrell of a gun according to Sherdog, you repulsive ****.

  13. Hell of a skeleton to have in your closet.

  14. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    Actually it was the barrell of a gun according to Sherdog, you repulsive ****.
    Sorry my joke offended your delicate constitution; don't create a ****ing comical thread on rape if you are going to instantly become moral, asswad.

  15. I thought you'd read that as me joking which I was. I'm terribly insensitive so I'm trying to hold back from making extremely offensive jokes.

  16. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    I thought you'd read that as me joking which I was. I'm terribly insensitive so I'm trying to hold back from making extremely offensive jokes.
    I did, lol.


  17. People that get offended by the chat in this thread have serious problems.

    Whats up with you Mullett? You still seeing that imaginary chick? I won't mention her name, cause you got touchy last time. Seriously, how's it going "head honcho?"

  18. Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    People that get offended by the chat in this thread have serious problems.

    Whats up with you Mullett? You still seeing that imaginary chick? I won't mention her name, cause you got touchy last time. Seriously, how's it going "head honcho?"
    Getting married bizatch! Next Christmas in Thailand!

    I also received a hefty promotion from USP Labs, equipped with adjacent benefits. How is your training going?

  19. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Getting married bizatch! Next Christmas in Thailand!

    I also received a hefty promotion from USP Labs, equipped with adjacent benefits. How is your training going?
    Getting married? Why do want to ruin your life like that?

    No, that's cool. Congrats. Are you in law school now?

  20. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Getting married bizatch! Next Christmas in Thailand!

    I also received a hefty promotion from USP Labs, equipped with adjacent benefits. How is your training going?
    No sh*t??? Wow, congrats mate, if you ever wanna do some wife swapping, holler at me. I mean, you'll get ****ed on that deal, but it'll be cool for me. Thats cool though man, apparently being a pretentious douche pays off eh You know I'm playin. This smiley selection blows btw.

  21. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    I wonder if the forcibly used object was a shoe?


    (jesus christ I am going to hell).


    Sorry, I can't resist the opportunity to post a youtube clip...or to use a smiley
    RcB Since 09-06-2011 20:55 EST, Post 49

  22. Quote Originally Posted by stxnas View Post


    Sorry, I can't resist the opportunity to post a youtube clip...or to use a smiley
    I didn't remember that he threw a shoe. Damn Mullet, your joke was even funnier than I thought.

  23. That disturbs me that you thought it was funny before remembering that he threw a shoe, lol

    I'm just sayin'...
    RcB Since 09-06-2011 20:55 EST, Post 49

  24. Quote Originally Posted by stxnas View Post
    That disturbs me that you thought it was funny before remembering that he threw a shoe, lol

    I'm just sayin'...
    lol, No kidding!

    Getting married? Why do want to ruin your life like that?

    No, that's cool. Congrats. Are you in law school now?
    Yes, it is murdering me, though!

    I have officially signed my penis away; it is both comforting and very, very sad.

    No sh*t??? Wow, congrats mate, if you ever wanna do some wife swapping, holler at me. I mean, you'll get ****ed on that deal, but it'll be cool for me. Thats cool though man, apparently being a pretentious douche pays off eh You know I'm playin. This smiley selection blows btw.
    You should nail an entirely-too creepy chick, who is into voodoo, and we can go on that show. We will cash in the $50000

  25. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    I didn't remember that he threw a shoe. Damn Mullet, your joke was even funnier than I thought.
    FFS, it was barely amusing with the fact that he threw a shoe, without that, I dunno.

  26. Mullet, how old are you? You're making a serious mistake imo. DON'T DO IT!!!!!

  27. No, no, most definitely not.

  28. Well I hope it works out well, and congrats. I don't plan on getting "stuck" and having kids til I'm like 45. I want to be an old fart dad.

  29. At least he got his nuts worked over by a professional fighter. Poetic justice?

  30. Rape is one of the only crimes that can't be justified.

  31. Quote Originally Posted by jon671 View Post
    Rape is one of the only crimes that can't be justified.
    ?? I think theirs tons of crimes that can't be justified. That said, Joeson should be crammed by a louisville slugger everyday for the rest of his miserable life.

  32. Quote Originally Posted by jon671 View Post
    Rape is one of the only crimes that can't be justified.
    I agree with Alex, there are a tremendous amount of crimes that cannot be justified. I respect women tremendously (and have argued about sexual oppression on this forum several times) but it is merely an interpersonal crime.

    Enron pilfering the pensions of their employees affected thousands of people - this is unjustifiable as well! (to use a specific example)

  33. Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    ?? I think theirs tons of crimes that can't be justified. That said, Joeson should be crammed by a louisville slugger everyday for the rest of his miserable life.
    Holy **** thats hilarious.

  34. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    No, no, most definitely not.
    Are you weaning her off the crank in time for the wedding? Sorry, Mouth wanted me to post that for him (we're dogs...,but I'm the Bigg Dogg).

  35. I probably should have gotten more from reading this, but who names their kid "Joe Son." 2 1-syllable names?

    Brad Pitt is the only mother****** who can get away with that.

  36. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    I agree with Alex, there are a tremendous amount of crimes that cannot be justified. I respect women tremendously (and have argued about sexual oppression on this forum several times) but it is merely an interpersonal crime.

    Enron pilfering the pensions of their employees affected thousands of people - this is unjustifiable as well! (to use a specific example)

    He doesnt mean all occurances of a crime could be justified, or it wouldnt be a crime. He's saying some crimes are on occasion, justifiable, given apporpriate context.
    Murder, robbery, embezzeling, assault, etc, I'm sure all have concievable scenarios in which the perpetrator could be justified.
    And he was saying that rape and sexual crimes are likely the only crimes that can never be justified.

  37. Quote Originally Posted by whiskers View Post
    He doesnt mean all occurances of a crime could be justified, or it wouldnt be a crime. He's saying some crimes are on occasion, justifiable, given apporpriate context.
    Murder, robbery, embezzeling, assault, etc, I'm sure all have concievable scenarios in which the perpetrator could be justified.
    And he was saying that rape and sexual crimes are likely the only crimes that can never be justified.
    Thanks, though I was aware of what he meant; I was merely positing there are many other crimes in ADDITION to rape that cannot be justified.


  38. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post

    Thanks, though I was aware of what he meant
    hokay I wasnt sure by your post.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    I was merely positing there are many other crimes in ADDITION to rape that cannot be justified.


    ie no courtesy flush in a public restroom

  39. Quote Originally Posted by whiskers View Post
    He doesnt mean all occurances of a crime could be justified, or it wouldnt be a crime. He's saying some crimes are on occasion, justifiable, given apporpriate context.
    Murder, robbery, embezzeling, assault, etc, I'm sure all have concievable scenarios in which the perpetrator could be justified.
    And he was saying that rape and sexual crimes are likely the only crimes that can never be justified.
    Bingo! Smart man, I heard a law professor say something along these lines.

  40. Perhaps subconciously Hackney knew he was a rapist. The court should call him back in to finish the job.
  

  
 

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