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    Free ASGT for the best ChuckNorris joke!!!!



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    Like you would a naughty girl?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlexW99 View Post
    Like you would a naughty girl?
    No, hit it like chuck would:



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    Quote Originally Posted by poison View Post
    No, hit it like chuck would:



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    Quote Originally Posted by poison View Post
    No, hit it like chuck would:



    ..Is that Hugh Jackman?..

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