Gym ** and their dumb

**Rugger** · 04-01-2008 04:24 PM

So today I saw a guy drinking 4, FOUR, redlines. He was 'that' guy in the gym. He came equipped with:

1) retarded looking designer shirt 3 sizes too small.
2) Bandana on UNDERNEATH a black skull cap
3) ZUBAS!
4) Cellphone on waistband (he was on his phone at least twice)
5) walking around with a dip belt on. Didn't see him to dips
6) All I saw him to was biceps, triceps and abs.
7) idiotic looking puma shoes. They looked like those race car driver shoes
8) unnecessary grunting and even screaming.
9) retarded 'soul patch' facial hair

What have you seen?

**mattikus** · 04-01-2008 04:25 PM

I work out in Manhattan. I have seen just about everything you can think of..

**GotRam01** · 04-01-2008 04:29 PM

i love
#1 watching guys work out, like doing 1 arm rows on a cellphone
#2 Guys who load up the bar and do half arsed squats
#3. The biggest peeve of all time, the groups of guys who spend 3 hours in the gym only to accomplish occupying a variety of machines and just sitting on them and talking.

**pmiller383** · 04-01-2008 04:29 PM

You didn't like my Puma's?
Those four redlines get me pumped.
and finally yesterday was chest day so whats wrong with just doing tri's/ and Bi's today.

April fool's, gotta laugh at these guys lol

**JDF** · 04-01-2008 04:29 PM

a chick that was like 6' tall and had a back that put every dude at the gym to shame...i was honestly impressed when she benched 315x3

More old people waving 10lb weights around than i've ever cared to see

More naked old wierd dudes that stand there in the locker room stark naked talking to each other, seriously creeps me out

**GotRam01** · 04-01-2008 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by mattikus

I work out in Manhattan. I have seen just about everything you can think of..

feel sorry for you bro, its like that video... my new haircut
Two heinekins broski

**GotRam01** · 04-01-2008 04:32 PM

JDF, that chick kinda sounds a little scary, the old dudes in the locker room are a killer. Theres one old guy at my gym who works out in a beater and spandex daisy dukes. That really kills me

**SureShot** · 04-01-2008 04:33 PM

there is a guy that comes to my gym does bis and tris supersetted everyday in a tight black t-shirt, jeans, diesels, and black skull cap. He also feels the need to wear his detective shield on his belt for all to see.

**Rugger** · 04-01-2008 04:33 PM

I like redline, but four cans? That's asking for a ****in heart attack.

**Pimp C** · 04-01-2008 04:54 PM

i remember when guys use to bring their bottle of vpx clenbutrx in the gym and take cc's in between sets of squats.

**T-Bone** · 04-01-2008 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Rugger1

So today I saw a guy drinking 4, FOUR, redlines. He was 'that' guy in the gym. He came equipped with:

1) retarded looking designer shirt 3 sizes too small.
2) Bandana on UNDERNEATH a black skull cap
3) ZUBAS!
4) Cellphone on waistband (he was on his phone at least twice)
5) walking around with a dip belt on. Didn't see him to dips
6) All I saw him to was biceps, triceps and abs.
7) idiotic looking puma shoes. They looked like those race car driver shoes
8) unnecessary grunting and even screaming.
9) retarded 'soul patch' facial hair

What have you seen?

I don't pay attention to other people in the gym. Really I don't see anything cause I'm in the zone b i t c h!.

:clean:

**Pimp C** · 04-01-2008 05:54 PM

funniest thing i've ever seen was a trainer making this 50 year old lady do squats on a wobble board.

**teribleturtle** · 04-01-2008 05:58 PM

I guess just the dudes that wear extemely tight clothes all black, or are decked out in "Tap Out" gear, dirty smelly ass skull caps, and yell and grunt exteremely loud, you know the yells; "PUSH IT MAN! PUSH IT!! ARRRGGGGGGGHHHH ROAAAAARRRRR!!! HELL YEAH!! MAN!!!" I dunno I find these guys so anoying, the funny thing is that I only see them doing either; bench presses and bicep curls, maybe a tricep excercise once in a while. They also look at me strange like I am some monster doing clean and jerks, deadlifts, or squats, but then again they have matchstick legs. Theres also this weird guy that brings a ton of creatine to the gym and takes it as he works out.

**Ev52** · 04-01-2008 06:19 PM

Why is it that when old naked guys are in the locker room they always have there foot on the bench and are touching there nasty yellow toe nail feet leaving you with the no way around the money shot................

**MMABoxing** · 04-01-2008 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by GotRam01

feel sorry for you bro, its like that video... my new haircut
Two heinekins broski

lol that vid is halarious. Mom i tolled u to get me some protein arrrrrrrrrrr. ...PROTEINNNNN,,,,,,, MUSCLE MILK..........HGHHHHHH

**Nightwanderer** · 04-01-2008 06:27 PM

I can see these kind of threads getting a bit old.

**JDF** · 04-01-2008 07:31 PM

Those creepy old naked dudes seriously scared me for life..

So I had just joined the gym and was unaware of how creepy these old guys can get. I was bending down by my locker, which I had mistakenly choosen a locker by the sauna, and I was on one knee trying to get something out of my locker when this HEEYYOOOGGAAHH freaking fat old dude comes strolling by w/ his meat whistle buzzing right along. He f'ing walks super close to me and I notice him when he's right next to me out of the corner of my eye and I seriously fell over trying to move away from this dude!

He looked at me like I had 3 heads because of how I reacted and I can only imagine the super pissed off look on my own face!! From that point forward I NEVER EVER pick a lower locker and NEVER pick a locker by the sauna.

Freaking unreal these creepy dudes

**EZDUZIT** · 04-01-2008 07:57 PM

We get those types in all shapes and sizes.
We got one dude who comes in who walks taking huge steps each time he strides, his jogging pants are too small ( the cotton type) which are floods up past his ankles and he also walks with his arm way out beside him as if his biceps were being pushed out by his nonexistent lats. Oh, he also has a white towel around his neck the whole time.

**T-Bone** · 04-01-2008 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Nightwanderer

I can see these kind of threads getting a bit old.

Exactly, seems to me people are spending way too much time worrying about other people in the gym. Also this thread seem to be really judgemental. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!. Don't go around judging other people just acept them for who they are and go on with your life. When I go to the gym I'm there for a workout, I don't give a s h i t what anyone elese is wearing or doing or how they are acting. Really I don't even have the time to bother....

**psychobabble** · 04-01-2008 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by Rugger1

So today I saw a guy drinking 4, FOUR, redlines. He was 'that' guy in the gym. He came equipped with:

1) retarded looking designer shirt 3 sizes too small.
2) Bandana on UNDERNEATH a black skull cap
3) ZUBAS!
4) Cellphone on waistband (he was on his phone at least twice)
5) walking around with a dip belt on. Didn't see him to dips
6) All I saw him to was biceps, triceps and abs.
7) idiotic looking puma shoes. They looked like those race car driver shoes
8) unnecessary grunting and even screaming.
9) retarded 'soul patch' facial hair

What have you seen?

lmaoo ohh i wish i was there to see that scene

thing that bugd me in the gym is this guy always come with "MAGIC-JOHNSON" shorts .. u know the short that only comes to ure tighs

and on top of it people who sweat and never spray down the machines

Gym ** and their dumb