I've worked at a supplement store for a month and a half now, and so far there are a few funny things I've heard so far. Anyone else feel free to chime in. I know SilentBob has a few....
1. "do you guys have any SUBLIMINAL B-12?" (word for word)
2. "I need some WEE/WHY protein." (word for word)
3. "I'm calling to see if you guys carry some supplement you've never heard of, by some manufacturer that no one knows of, and I'm not sure what its supposed to do exactly." (thats a paraphrase)
4. I'm looking for something to...ummm...you know...increase my girth...I heard its more important than length....is there anything you guys carry for that?" (Im not making this up. I tried hard to help the guy.)
5. "I'm calling to see if you guys have a few items in stock...I've got a short list of 27 items if you have a few minutes..."
1. "do you guys have any SUBLIMINAL B-12?" (word for word)
2. "I need some WEE/WHY protein." (word for word)
3. "I'm calling to see if you guys carry some supplement you've never heard of, by some manufacturer that no one knows of, and I'm not sure what its supposed to do exactly." (thats a paraphrase)
4. I'm looking for something to...ummm...you know...increase my girth...I heard its more important than length....is there anything you guys carry for that?" (Im not making this up. I tried hard to help the guy.)
5. "I'm calling to see if you guys have a few items in stock...I've got a short list of 27 items if you have a few minutes..."