Quetzalcoatl
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A few months ago I though it was a good idea to finally join a gym instead of just working out at my college gym b/c it would just more convenient for me but I found out working out when ever I want to has its price: The idiots I must deal with their sometimes makes me dreading working out.
1. There are the sleeveless group of people that go to my gym they think they are huge but they're not they all have puny ass arms they do a billion isolation exercises and use every machine we have their but they will stay away from the all leg machines at all costs. They always flex in the mirrors and give themselves gaya$$ compliments like "guns should be outlawed." One time one of the sleeveless dudes who does have some muscle but not enough to be amazed or have stop and stair decided to take off his shirt and started flexing and dancing his pecs I just thought it was pathetic because it was that same day that he attempted smithmachine squats with only 45's and failed only after two reps( I found it funnier too that he had a huge a$$ pad on the bar to protect his "traps" as he told his partners).
2. These dudes always seem to have to use any equipment that I am using at that moment, One time I was doing 20 rep squats in a cage and this a$$hole comes up to me and asks when I am going to be done when I am ignoring him b/c I am in excruciating strain and I have those last 6 horrible reps I always want to give up at, he asks me again and I still ignore him and he start's getting pist off and says some **** like "yo man unlike you I got to use this to squat some real weight!!" At this point I am insulted and pissed off because squatting 255for 20 reps at a body weight 260 isn't easy, so I finish my set and basically tell him their's another ****ing squat rack next to me that you squat you real weight in. After I leave my rack this A$$hole still uses my rack and is doing 275 not even going down halfway so I was pissed.
3. Other misc. one are the ones where this dude with small gimmpy ass little legs was telling me that if I don't want to be able to walk anymore I should keep on doing my goodmornings. Another guy tells me I squat to deep and it doesn't have any benefits I asked him how much he squats and he goes off into tangents on his knees are bad and he only needs to do legextensions and all that BS.
4. The old dinosaurs that like always giving me advice on how I should bench or do this or that. When I was closegrip benching I managed to get 315 and this old guy comes up to me and says "you know you would be able to bench a lot more if you had a wider grip" I tell I am working my triceps and he's tells me I would work my triceps better if I used the extension machine I just laughed and told him "well I don't think I am man enough to do it"
Finally the people that irritate me the most are the ones that don't work out the just stand in front of the mirrors doing weight that is too small to get a workout from and just check themselves out while they curl for about 50 minutes infront of a mirror.
Sorry for the long a$$ but I had to get this all out. I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE STUPID PEOPLE AT YOUR GYM.
p.s. don't worry I will have more to come.
1. There are the sleeveless group of people that go to my gym they think they are huge but they're not they all have puny ass arms they do a billion isolation exercises and use every machine we have their but they will stay away from the all leg machines at all costs. They always flex in the mirrors and give themselves gaya$$ compliments like "guns should be outlawed." One time one of the sleeveless dudes who does have some muscle but not enough to be amazed or have stop and stair decided to take off his shirt and started flexing and dancing his pecs I just thought it was pathetic because it was that same day that he attempted smithmachine squats with only 45's and failed only after two reps( I found it funnier too that he had a huge a$$ pad on the bar to protect his "traps" as he told his partners).
2. These dudes always seem to have to use any equipment that I am using at that moment, One time I was doing 20 rep squats in a cage and this a$$hole comes up to me and asks when I am going to be done when I am ignoring him b/c I am in excruciating strain and I have those last 6 horrible reps I always want to give up at, he asks me again and I still ignore him and he start's getting pist off and says some **** like "yo man unlike you I got to use this to squat some real weight!!" At this point I am insulted and pissed off because squatting 255for 20 reps at a body weight 260 isn't easy, so I finish my set and basically tell him their's another ****ing squat rack next to me that you squat you real weight in. After I leave my rack this A$$hole still uses my rack and is doing 275 not even going down halfway so I was pissed.
3. Other misc. one are the ones where this dude with small gimmpy ass little legs was telling me that if I don't want to be able to walk anymore I should keep on doing my goodmornings. Another guy tells me I squat to deep and it doesn't have any benefits I asked him how much he squats and he goes off into tangents on his knees are bad and he only needs to do legextensions and all that BS.
4. The old dinosaurs that like always giving me advice on how I should bench or do this or that. When I was closegrip benching I managed to get 315 and this old guy comes up to me and says "you know you would be able to bench a lot more if you had a wider grip" I tell I am working my triceps and he's tells me I would work my triceps better if I used the extension machine I just laughed and told him "well I don't think I am man enough to do it"
Finally the people that irritate me the most are the ones that don't work out the just stand in front of the mirrors doing weight that is too small to get a workout from and just check themselves out while they curl for about 50 minutes infront of a mirror.
Sorry for the long a$$ but I had to get this all out. I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE STUPID PEOPLE AT YOUR GYM.
p.s. don't worry I will have more to come.