Tripdog's Top Ten Lists

[TripDog]

Nycste's top 10 pick up lines

10- "hey,iv'e been drinking milk"
9-wow you have all 10 toes...nice
8-my grandmother says my pecker is big for my age.
7-i won a ribbon at the state fair for consecutive bouts of furrious masterbation.
6-yes i know i look extremely gay but a few beers should fix that.
5-hey baby ,i cap my own pills.
4-i can usually beat myself in a game of chinese checkers.
3-i know tripdog
2-im very good with little children..VERY!!..VERY!! GOOD!!
1-i cant find waldo but i certainly know where my anus is.

:lol:

 

[ReaperX]

I used #3 a lot when I go out to the bars. If all else fails, that line alone is enough to drop panties.


BUT, I always try #9 or #8 first....I don't like taking the easy way initially.

 

[Frequency]

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

ditto on that lol:lol:

 

[Chad]

LOL! thats pretty funny. i think he might cry.



DO MY TOP TEN SOMETHING.........

 

[macedaddy]

LOL! thats pretty funny. i think he might cry.



DO MY TOP TEN SOMETHING.........

its ALWAYS gotta be about CHAD!

I ahve a better idea, DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT CHAD and it will piss him off, trip! :head:

 

[TripDog]

chads top 10 pick up lines:

10.) I hope you have a big trunk, cause i'm putting my goat in it.
9.) Wanna fukc?
8.) I can bench you and all your friends.
7.) Your eyes remind me of those of my prize winning goat.
6.) I've got a big penis
5.) I don't do squats, but judging by your ass, you definitely work out
4.) I'm a gynocologist
3.) I'm unemployed and will make a good housewife
2.) My wife says i'm a good lay
1.)

this is my top ten thread homo:smite:

 

[TripDog]

Top 10 things Nycste says after sex

10-you didn't feel anything either.
9-wait let me check my manual again.
8-whats leaking out of my ass?
7-hmmmm my dog never complains.
6-dont worry that rash on my sack isn't contageous.
5-do you smell something burning?
4-was i the guy or the girl that time?
3-dammit i should have taken pictures for my mom.
2-dam the tv dinner i put in the microwave before we started isn't even done yet...
1-sorry

:lol:

 

[TripDog]

top 10 reasons chad doesn't do legs
10-he prolly does look like a retard doing squats
9-he figures if he does arms twice that will negate the effects
8-all his spandex jumpsuits from the navy wont fit him anymore
7-he's awaiting that chicken leg look to come back in style.
6-building mass on his legs might interfear with his neighborhood jumprope exibitions
5-he figures nobdy will notice if he always wears pants
4-he's scared of all the chick machines
3-he likes to buy pants in the little boys section at american eagle
2-he would have to shave his legs more often
1-he's gay

:lol:

 

[TripDog]

top 10 reasons sinner didn't get laid on that date

10-the first thing he said when he saw her was "me so horney"
9-the chick was really a dude and they did bang but he didnt tell us
8-she kept catching him pick at his ass
7-she realized he still shops in the boys department,and ran away laughing
6-she refused to wear the goat costume..
5-you have to spend more that 10 dollars on a chick to get some pune
4-the drugs she was on wore off and she realized who she was actually with........then...you guessed it ran away screaming.
3-sinner got sh*tfaced off half a beer and passed out
2-cause he's gay
1-he didnt listen to tripdog and take her to the adult video store

:lol:

 

[thesinner]

I spent $0, but yeah I would have to agree with #1.

 

[TripDog]

I spent $0, but yeah I would have to agree with #1.

i like #3

 

[macedaddy]

i like how "because he's gay" keeps appearing in everyone's lists! :thumbsup:

 

[poopypants]

LOL i kike cause she wouldnt wear the Goat costume

 

[thesinner]

i like #3

I've built up my tolerance now; I can handle two before I'm ready to pass out. Aren't you proud of me?

 

[xjsynx]

LOL i kike cause she wouldnt wear the Goat costume

:toofunny:

 

[poopypants]

LMAO thats rich... leave it to you to find somethin like that.

 

[Iron Warrior]

:toofunny:

That looks like a goat from the gay goat's parade LOL.

 

[TripDog]

That looks like a goat from the gay goat's parade LOL.

were you there or something.....is there something your not telling us??

 

[TripDog]

hey warrior i killed bill walsh!!!!!!!

 

[Iron Warrior]

hey warrior i killed bill walsh!!!!!!!

Oh it's on now Trip ! You might as well have stolen my juice :nutkick:

I think I might have accidentally walked through that parade because sinner said "Hey bro, let's go get some chicks" but I was not aware he meant we'd be scoping out the scenery at the gay goat's parade

 

[Iron Warrior]

Yeah I think warrior just showed his colors

That's not what your sister said

 

[Trauma1]

Gixx.....your sister says hi...... :FUfinger:

 

[Iron Warrior]

My sister can kick your ass! I'm talking about a triathlon WINNER on multiple occasions and a personal trainer.

Is she hot (j/k) ?

 

[Trauma1]

is she fudge packing you again?

She's packin something.......:lol: :hammer: :stick:

 

[Trauma1]

:woohoo: :head:

Exactly :thumbsup: :woohoo:LOL....j/k kid

 

[Iron Warrior]

lets see what bill walsh has to say about it...any last words for walshy boy?

Bill Walsh says I should trade you some juice for your sister's number (j/k)

 

[Trauma1]

its ok that shes packin your mouth with gauze and your ass with, well I think we both know :thumbsup:

I've done all the packin my friend......:thumbsup: :chick:

 

[Iron Warrior]

Do I look like trip? I don't want your man juice.

you can send me some gear though

LOL you're a worse perv then me Gixxer. You know I didn't mean that kind of juice. That juice is for the ladies or the instances when I have to make love by myself

 

[Iron Warrior]

Touche --I will no longer comment on a subject that has to do with sex and my sister. :lol:



:toofunny: how often are those instances? every day??? cause I know youre not pulling in any a$$ over there

Yeah, it happens a lot when I'm on a cycle LOL

 

[TripDog]

top 10 possible jobs for NYCSTE

10-head vhs tape rewinder at blockbuster.
9-mannequin in little girls department at jc pennys
8-asian hooker
7-professional diaper tester.
6-clearasil model (magazine before picture)
5-gay cowboy
4-chester cheeta's gay assosiate
3-girl scout cookie saleswoman
2-port a potty cleaner
1-gixxers own mr.slave(haha)

:lol:

 

[Trauma1]

top 10 possible jobs for NYCSTE

10-head vhs tape rewinder at blockbuster.
9-mannequin in little girls department at jc pennys
8-asian hooker
7-professional diaper tester.
6-clearasil model (magazine before picture)
5-gay cowboy
4-chester cheeta's gay assosiate
3-girl scout cookie saleswoman
2-port a potty cleaner
1-gixxers own mr.slave(haha)

:lol:

LOL.....mr. slave

 

[TripDog]

top 10 places gixxer spends a friday night

10-in my trunk
9-under chads bed
8-inside nycste
7-outside poopypants's window.... masterbating
6-on macedady roof....masterbating to pictures of motorscooters.
5-the playland at mcdonalds........masterbating
4-at the vfw hall........bragging about having masterbated at mcdonalds.
3-tittie fukcing jomi
2-raping neighborhood dogs
1-bowling with drag queens

:lol:

 

[thesinner]

#10's my favorite

 

[TripDog]

omg this was a good thread....soon to be revised!

 

[Iron Warrior]

This thread does kick a$$ indeed. There's just one thing missing . . . Gixxer's sister

 

[TripDog]

man, I guess I like to masturbate everywhere

stay away from the slide in the mcdonalds play place

yes son,you tend to scare the little mc donald children........at least use a napkin after your done...:lol:

 

[RisingAgainst]

hahah... how rich.

 

[NateWA]

hahaha subscribed. Update this SH!T!!

 

[TripDog]

i totally plan on it............who should i target?

 

[NateWA]

Jomi & Twitch

 

[RisingAgainst]

i totally plan on it............who should i target?

yours truly..

 

[TripDog]

yours truly..

:toofunny: omg it on!!!.............will be done son!!!!!

 

[RisingAgainst]

:toofunny: omg it on!!!.............will be done son!!!!!

Good man, I need something a bit harsher than, "is that all you got" as I masturbate into NateWA's mouth. LOL

 

[TripDog]

Good man, I need something a bit harsher than, "is that all you got" as I masturbate into NateWA's mouth. LOL

well newbs always expect more....:hammer: :toofunny:

 

[NateWA]

:FUfinger:

 

[TripDog]

:FUfinger:

i sence a nate thread coming soon .........fukc-doll ma-fukka!

 

[NateWA]

haha yeah I need to make my own top 10

 

[TripDog]

haha yeah I need to make my own top 10

you need a lot more than that newb salad!!!!:hammer:

 

[RisingAgainst]

you need a lot more than that newb salad!!!!:hammer:

hahaha you set em up, and I'll knock em down.


Go get tossed newb salad! :bruce3:

 

[TripDog]

hahaha you set em up, and I'll knock em down.


Go get tossed newb salad! :bruce3:

like one of those mcDonalds salads,that have like no point of exsisting.........:toofunny: