Well, some of us have to say things in a very nice and professional manner at work if we'd like to remain employed but I think what we say and what we mean are 2 different things. Here's somethings I've said at work but I've really meant something else when I said it LOL. Add yours as you see fit.
Write what you say followed by what it really means.
1. Of course I’m concerned - I don’t give a damn about your problems
2. I don’t think you understand - What the fvck’s your problem !
3. I don’t think that will be a problem - I don’t give a sh!t
4. I see that obstacle as an opportunity to improve as a professional – I really fvckin’ hate being asked to do what others aren’t doing.
5. I was not involved in that – It’s not my fvckin’ problem
6. I’m on break – Leave me the hell alone
7. Perhaps you should check with someone else – Ask someone who might give sh!t
8. Can we handle this with memos or do we need to discuss it ? – Do we need another worthless meeting ?
9. You’re not familiar with this problem ? – Are you that incompetent ?
10. I’d love to help you but my day is officially over and I have something to take care of – I am on salary and I don’t have to do that
11. I’m not sure I can implement that – I don’t think that sh!t’s gonna work
12. I’m not feeling good today, I won't come in – I actually have some fun stuff to do on a weekday OR I am hung over.
Write what you say followed by what it really means.
1. Of course I’m concerned - I don’t give a damn about your problems
2. I don’t think you understand - What the fvck’s your problem !
3. I don’t think that will be a problem - I don’t give a sh!t
4. I see that obstacle as an opportunity to improve as a professional – I really fvckin’ hate being asked to do what others aren’t doing.
5. I was not involved in that – It’s not my fvckin’ problem
6. I’m on break – Leave me the hell alone
7. Perhaps you should check with someone else – Ask someone who might give sh!t
8. Can we handle this with memos or do we need to discuss it ? – Do we need another worthless meeting ?
9. You’re not familiar with this problem ? – Are you that incompetent ?
10. I’d love to help you but my day is officially over and I have something to take care of – I am on salary and I don’t have to do that
11. I’m not sure I can implement that – I don’t think that sh!t’s gonna work
12. I’m not feeling good today, I won't come in – I actually have some fun stuff to do on a weekday OR I am hung over.