So I'm at a bar last night, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', you get the picture. Attempting to work my game on the ladies. "How you ladies doing tonight?" "Puhlleeeassee luhooser!" **beer poured on my head**
Anyways my best friend is there dancing with a girl. This girl is the wife of a co-worker who is a friend.(friend is at home 50 miles away) I guess once the girl becomes inebriated, she is crazy, like most females. She is doin' the ghetto grind, then she shows me her hand which is absent of a wedding ring. I find out that she has moved out a few days ago. Now my best friend is a player, he could probably easily hook up with almost any girl.
My best friend disapears for a few minutes and the girl gets on a chair and pushes her chest in my face asking where my friend, let's call him "Mike" is at. "Where's Mike at? Call him!" She does some more unmentionable acts with her crotch to coax me to find him.
Later on my friend/co-worker txt's me and cryptically admits that something is up. I ask him if they broke up, he says no, but she moved out for a little while. He wants me to tell him what's going on.
Without finshing the story, what would do?
To be continued...