Crazy Nights

[CryingEmo]

So I'm at a bar last night, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', you get the picture. Attempting to work my game on the ladies. "How you ladies doing tonight?" "Puhlleeeassee luhooser!" **beer poured on my head**


Anyways my best friend is there dancing with a girl. This girl is the wife of a co-worker who is a friend.(friend is at home 50 miles away) I guess once the girl becomes inebriated, she is crazy, like most females. She is doin' the ghetto grind, then she shows me her hand which is absent of a wedding ring. I find out that she has moved out a few days ago. Now my best friend is a player, he could probably easily hook up with almost any girl.

My best friend disapears for a few minutes and the girl gets on a chair and pushes her chest in my face asking where my friend, let's call him "Mike" is at. "Where's Mike at? Call him!" She does some more unmentionable acts with her crotch to coax me to find him.

Later on my friend/co-worker txt's me and cryptically admits that something is up. I ask him if they broke up, he says no, but she moved out for a little while. He wants me to tell him what's going on.


Without finshing the story, what would do?


To be continued...

[sdmf45]

this is all on her, not your best friend. you should tell your friend/co-worker that she is being a whore. if she's out fcukin around like this and isn't wearing the wedding band she's looking to get fcuked plain and simple.

now does your best friend know that this is his wife?? and is he also friends with this guy?

[CryingEmo]

this is all on her, not your best friend. you should tell your friend/co-worker that she is being a whore. if she's out fcukin around like this and isn't wearing the wedding band she's looking to get fcuked plain and simple.

now does your best friend know that this is his wife?? and is he also friends with this guy?

My best friend knows she "was" married, but she told him the story that they were broke up. In his mind that means game on. He was drunk also, and he is a bit of an ******* and does not listen to what you say when his under the influence, he only hears what he wants to.

[sdmf45]

My best friend knows she "was" married, but she told him the story that they were broke up. In his mind that means game on. He was drunk also, and he is a bit of an ******* and does not listen to what you say when his under the influence, he only hears what he wants to.

if she wants to be a whore let her be, its not your best friends fault at all, she is saying i'm single. that would mean game on to me too if thats what she told me. i would tell my friend/co-worker the truth that she is out trying to hook up and i don't really think this is a break in her mind.

[EasyEJL]

tell her she has to blow you or you'll tell her husband. at least that way you get something out of the deal. then tell him anyhow

[CryingEmo]

...finishing the story, here is what happened:


I left the bar, actually there was a band playing and quite a number of people there (eventful night). 2:00 AM, driving down the road, my co-worker friend txt's me and asks me what's going on. I tell him to call me if he wants to know. We talk, and I explain what happened--she was absent of the wedding ring, said they were broken up, was extremely drunk, and harrasing everyone, and seemed to be destined to screw my best friend tonight.

I arrive home, and my co-worker friend calls and asks for directions to my best friends house so he can pick his wife up. He explains that his wife already called and told him what she was doing. She played innocent like she was drunk and thought she was just going to hang out. She gave my best friend a ride home to his house. She was in his house "hangin' out." I gave him directions, but said not to be upset, and attack my best friend over it.

2:35 AM: My best friend calls and asks "what's up" in an angry tone. "Why you gonna out me like that?!" Apparently she told him 2 things: She said I told her husband that they went home to his place. She then said I gave her husband directions to his house. She closes by saying "I guess he's not really your friend." Technically I never said they were going to my best friends house, because I didn't know that for a fact. The husband came to the logical conclusion that was were she ended up. Furthermore, she had already given him directions, I just gave him specific landmarks: he would gotten there anyways, but at least I calmed him down to prevent an altercation.





In other news, I tried to use my new pick-up line on some girls: "Hi, I'm astronomer and I've been sent by the department to examine a heavenly body named XGY8... 6... 9'er... Er, wait, it's you!" **slap in the face**





hmmm... still to be continued...

[neoborn]

tell her she has to blow you or you'll tell her husband. at least that way you get something out of the deal. then tell him anyhow

^ for the win

You can either say:

1. Are you guys broken up? if so then don't worry bout her you are better off without her. I.e. taking your friends feelings into account.

2. Tell him she is telling people she is done / broken up and flirting with guys.

3. Get something out of it unless your guilt kicks in

Much Love

Neoborn.

[sdmf45]

she is a fcuking whore man!!! stay far away from this one. after you and your friend run the train on her!!

WOOOOOOT WOOOOOOT!!

[CryingEmo]

The sad truth is that she is pretty damn hot, and I'm not sure how the **** my co-worker friend scored her as a wife, but if they do break up... he will never find a hot chick to marry again... that was a one time deal. This is why my guilt sensor kicked in.

[sdmf45]

did your co-worker friend treat her like a queen?? do everything for her cause he was afraid to lose her?

[EasyEJL]

Your co-worker is a tard for picking her up, he should be ***** slapped. Hot or not, no chick is worth that sort bull****. Because it will just happen again.

[CryingEmo]

did your co-worker friend treat her like a queen?? do everything for her cause he was afraid to lose her?

Probably. He actually condones her dancing with other guys out by herself. She does not dance with guys, she dry humps the hell out of them. Me included, although I got out of the way.

[CryingEmo]

Your co-worker is a tard for picking her up, he should be ***** slapped. Hot or not, no chick is worth that sort bull****. Because it will just happen again.

Unfortunately I think you're right.

[CryingEmo]

In conclusion, she contends that my best friend told her he was having a secret 2 A.M. party. He was right in that sense, but it was a party for 2. After I cleared up with him what actually happened, and how she was trying to subvert the story and manipuate my friend against me, my best friend came around, "sorry bro, I love you man."


My co-worker thanked me for helping him out, and while he pretends to believe nothing would have happened anyways, I know better.

[sdmf45]

Probably. He actually condones her dancing with other guys out by herself. She does not dance with guys, she dry humps the hell out of them. Me included, although I got out of the way.

most of the time the real hot girls have heard all the best lines...your so beautiful...you have the nicest eyes...blah blah blah you get my point. after a while of catering to there every need they get bored and is partly what i think is happening here with your co-worker friend. now i do think she is a slut though!

if you see a really hot girl and you feel like tellin them how beautiful they are to see if they respond...say something like this, oh u didn't have time to do your hair tonight or what??

i swear that actually worked for me. no bull$hit! that girl told me that no one ever talked sh!t about her.

[CryingEmo]

most of the time the real hot girls have heard all the best lines...your so beautiful...you have the nicest eyes...blah blah blah you get my point. after a while of catering to there every need they get bored and is partly what i think is happening here with your co-worker friend. now i do think she is a slut though!

if you see a really hot girl and you feel like tellin them how beautiful they are to see if they respond...say something like this, oh u didn't have time to do your hair tonight or what??

i swear that actually worked for me. no bull$hit! that girl told me that no one ever talked sh!t about her.

In all seriousness, I'm usually like "How you girls doin' tonight?"

Where you from? blah blah blah... what ya drinkin'? Want another one of those... blah blah

Actually I have had beer poured on my before.

[neoborn]

The whole game is bullsh!t except for when you're both naked and being honest!

[sdmf45]

In all seriousness, I'm usually like "How you girls doin' tonight?"

Where you from? blah blah blah... what ya drinkin'? Want another one of those... blah blah

Actually I have had beer poured on my before.

beer poured on you?!?!?! that sucks. on 4th of july i listened to one of my friends try and pick up this girl and was just throwing out line after line, it was the worst attempt i had ever seen. so i turn around cause i started laughing and i didn't want him to see me, i was dying...so then she gets him to leave and comes over to me and was like oh thanks you could have stopped that. i said ya i could have but it was the funniest $hit i had ever seen. she was like man you suck. i said and i do alot more than that too! HA!

[CryingEmo]

beer poured on you?!?!?! that sucks. on 4th of july i listened to one of my friends try and pick up this girl and was just throwing out line after line, it was the worst attempt i had ever seen. so i turn around cause i started laughing and i didn't want him to see me, i was dying...so then she gets him to leave and comes over to me and was like oh thanks you could have stopped that. i said ya i could have but it was the funniest $hit i had ever seen. she was like man you suck. i said and i do alot more than that too! HA!

Yeah, I guess I'm a loser, but anyways I bought some girl a beer, and I guess she was pretty mean because she ended up pouring it on me. She had the most evil laugh too.

[sdmf45]

Yeah, I guess I'm a loser, but anyways I bought some girl a beer, and I guess she was pretty mean because she ended up pouring it on me. She had the most evil laugh too.

don't go all emo on me now! callin yourself a loser and all. i'm just kind of an ass when i'm in the club or bar talkin to girls. but it seems to work for the most part. i just don't give a sh!t if they walk away or say no.