- 07-22-2007, 09:29 PM
So I'm at a bar last night, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', you get the picture. Attempting to work my game on the ladies. "How you ladies doing tonight?" "Puhlleeeassee luhooser!" **beer poured on my head**
Anyways my best friend is there dancing with a girl. This girl is the wife of a co-worker who is a friend.(friend is at home 50 miles away) I guess once the girl becomes inebriated, she is crazy, like most females. She is doin' the ghetto grind, then she shows me her hand which is absent of a wedding ring. I find out that she has moved out a few days ago. Now my best friend is a player, he could probably easily hook up with almost any girl.
My best friend disapears for a few minutes and the girl gets on a chair and pushes her chest in my face asking where my friend, let's call him "Mike" is at. "Where's Mike at? Call him!" She does some more unmentionable acts with her crotch to coax me to find him.
Later on my friend/co-worker txt's me and cryptically admits that something is up. I ask him if they broke up, he says no, but she moved out for a little while. He wants me to tell him what's going on.
Without finshing the story, what would do?
To be continued...
- 07-22-2007, 09:33 PM
this is all on her, not your best friend. you should tell your friend/co-worker that she is being a whore. if she's out fcukin around like this and isn't wearing the wedding band she's looking to get fcuked plain and simple.
now does your best friend know that this is his wife?? and is he also friends with this guy?
07-22-2007, 09:47 PM
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07-22-2007, 09:54 PM
tell her she has to blow you or you'll tell her husband. at least that way you get something out of the deal. then tell him anyhow
07-22-2007, 09:57 PM
...finishing the story, here is what happened:
I left the bar, actually there was a band playing and quite a number of people there (eventful night). 2:00 AM, driving down the road, my co-worker friend txt's me and asks me what's going on. I tell him to call me if he wants to know. We talk, and I explain what happened--she was absent of the wedding ring, said they were broken up, was extremely drunk, and harrasing everyone, and seemed to be destined to screw my best friend tonight.
I arrive home, and my co-worker friend calls and asks for directions to my best friends house so he can pick his wife up. He explains that his wife already called and told him what she was doing. She played innocent like she was drunk and thought she was just going to hang out. She gave my best friend a ride home to his house. She was in his house "hangin' out." I gave him directions, but said not to be upset, and attack my best friend over it.
2:35 AM: My best friend calls and asks "what's up" in an angry tone. "Why you gonna out me like that?!" Apparently she told him 2 things: She said I told her husband that they went home to his place. She then said I gave her husband directions to his house. She closes by saying "I guess he's not really your friend." Technically I never said they were going to my best friends house, because I didn't know that for a fact. The husband came to the logical conclusion that was were she ended up. Furthermore, she had already given him directions, I just gave him specific landmarks: he would gotten there anyways, but at least I calmed him down to prevent an altercation.
In other news, I tried to use my new pick-up line on some girls: "Hi, I'm astronomer and I've been sent by the department to examine a heavenly body named XGY8... 6... 9'er... Er, wait, it's you!" **slap in the face**
hmmm... still to be continued...
07-22-2007, 09:59 PM
You can either say:
1. Are you guys broken up? if so then don't worry bout her you are better off without her. I.e. taking your friends feelings into account.
2. Tell him she is telling people she is done / broken up and flirting with guys.
3. Get something out of it unless your guilt kicks in
07-22-2007, 10:01 PM
she is a fcuking whore man!!! stay far away from this one. after you and your friend run the train on her!!
07-22-2007, 10:03 PM
The sad truth is that she is pretty damn hot, and I'm not sure how the **** my co-worker friend scored her as a wife, but if they do break up... he will never find a hot chick to marry again... that was a one time deal. This is why my guilt sensor kicked in.
07-22-2007, 10:05 PM
did your co-worker friend treat her like a queen?? do everything for her cause he was afraid to lose her?
07-22-2007, 10:06 PM
Your co-worker is a tard for picking her up, he should be ***** slapped. Hot or not, no chick is worth that sort bull****. Because it will just happen again.
07-22-2007, 10:08 PM
07-22-2007, 10:09 PM
07-22-2007, 10:12 PM
In conclusion, she contends that my best friend told her he was having a secret 2 A.M. party. He was right in that sense, but it was a party for 2. After I cleared up with him what actually happened, and how she was trying to subvert the story and manipuate my friend against me, my best friend came around, "sorry bro, I love you man."
My co-worker thanked me for helping him out, and while he pretends to believe nothing would have happened anyways, I know better.
07-22-2007, 10:13 PM
if you see a really hot girl and you feel like tellin them how beautiful they are to see if they respond...say something like this, oh u didn't have time to do your hair tonight or what??
i swear that actually worked for me. no bull$hit! that girl told me that no one ever talked sh!t about her.
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07-23-2007, 12:23 AM
This is just me anyway, people can be really ****ty and if your going to cheat on someone you better break up with them or stab them in the front. To go behind someone's back and do that b.s. shows a complete lack of respect and integrity.
If some guys girl (or vice versa) was cheating with someone I knew if they didn't know I'd make it my problem and tell them. Yeah I get suddenly caught in the crossfire and pick up some of the heat, but you know what ? I've been in that position before and I know what it is like to have that going behind your back and would want someone to tell me.
I'd be willing to take some heat if it meant the other person got the truth which I think everyone deserves.
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