Padded bras?

[CRUNCH]

So I was just reading an article on MSN about more teens having plastic surgery. Anyway, one girl mentions not having to wear padded bras anymore or worry about her padding falling out.

They don't make padded underwear for guy do they?? How would a woman feel is she's finally going all the way with some guy she likes, only to find a sock in his underwear when the clothes come off. I can just hear her *****ing about it too, even as her padded bra is laying on the floor. Those bras are freaking fake and misleading! Maybe we should all start stuffing our underwear and see how the ladies like it!

Sheesh, I'm in a ranting mood lately! Must be the tren.

 

[dlew308]

false advertising, imagine how women would feel if we all stuffed our pants with socks....o wait, some of us do ... not i

 

[Jayhawkk]

Same as the push up bras. I really don't have an opinion on it other than teens feeling they need plasitc surgery/padding at such a young age. The padded bra thing for those with small B's and A's is pretty much an automatic thing. I know a few years ago I had brought this up to my wife but i soon learned that finding a non padded bra was impossible. Of course these aren't padded in the sense that it turns an A cup into a C cup.

 

[Grunt76]

I like to know what I'm getting beforehand, and I hate being cheated out of what seems like a double-handful...

 

[anabolicrhino]

When I was younger I used to act like I really cared about the girl I was trying to bang, does that count?

Seriously, there were times when this involved spending money that I didn't have to spend !!!

 

[CRUNCH]

I like to know what I'm getting beforehand, and I hate being cheated out of what seems like a double-handful...

Exactly!!

 

[tattoopierced1]

i always like keeping a zucchini in my pants for added effect....figure if they can do it with bras and tissues, why cant I... the women at work love it and make horse noises when I walk past

 

[stxnas]

false advertising, imagine how women would feel if we all stuffed our pants with socks....o wait, some of us do ... not i

False advertsing is right! When I was a senior in h/s I was hooking up with this college chick, so naturally, I thought I was the ****. We were about to get into a hot tub and she pulled off what was apparently a push up bra made by NASA...

:jaw: :jaw:


Imagine those are her boobs instead of the smiley's jaws...at that moment in life I realized that I was NOT the **** :frustrate:

EDIT: Just because - http://anabolicminds.com/forum/general-chat/63771-bb-coms-best.html#post782339

 

[dlew308]

:icon_lol:

 

[Rogue Drone]

i always like keeping a zucchini in my pants for added effect....figure if they can do it with bras and tissues, why cant I... the women at work love it and make horse noises when I walk past

:icon_lol:

 

[CRUNCH]

i always like keeping a zucchini in my pants for added effect....figure if they can do it with bras and tissues, why cant I... the women at work love it and make horse noises when I walk past

LOL!!!!!

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

many girls wear a padded bra of some kind..... I'll admit it, i wear a push up bra all the time....all i own are push up bras false advertising is a great thing. haha sucka...

padded/push up bathing suits just never ever look right though........

 

[CRUNCH]

many girls wear a padded bra of some kind..... I'll admit it, i wear a push up bra all the time....all i own are push up bras false advertising is a great thing. haha sucka...

padded/push up bathing suits just never ever look right though........

LOL...I was waiting for one of the ladies to respond.

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

if a chick tells you that she doesnt wear a push up ever...shes a liar....

 

[Chad]

id say im about a soild C cup when i flex. not that a put on bras and dance around the house when no one is home. that would be weird! LOL

 

[CRUNCH]

if a chick tells you that she doesnt wear a push up ever...shes a liar....

That's it, next time I go to a club I'm stuffing a sock in my pants! Chances are I'll be with my wife, but I still want to see reactions, if there are any. She can keep an eye out as well. Might be fun!

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

That's it, next time I go to a club I'm stuffing a sock in my pants! Chances are I'll be with my wife, but I still want to see reactions, if there are any. She can keep an eye out as well. Might be fun!

lol..... no need just buy one of these

aussieBum

 

[CRUNCH]

HA!!! I love it!!

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

the wonder jock....haha


its gotta be interesting to be that underwear model..... a close up of your package........ tell your mom that you model the wonderjock...

 

[CDB]

many girls wear a padded bra of some kind..... I'll admit it, i wear a push up bra all the time....all i own are push up bras false advertising is a great thing. haha sucka...

padded/push up bathing suits just never ever look right though........

It just pissed me off because one, it's lying, and two, it's hypocritical. Men want huge tits and curvy women, so women have to wear padded bras. But men want skinny girls, so women have to diet down to nothing and eat like birds. It's all our fault. Meanwhile ask any guy and whatever his tastes he's much more likely to prefer an honestly presented package of any shape or size than one that disappoints on delivery/not being what he expected. And that goes for looks and personality.

Personally I like small breasts just as much as big ones. It's the overall look that matters, the total package. What this is really about is women having massive insecurities no matter what they look like, and needing to project those on to someone in a society that says they are blameless, they pick us and end up taking what I would say is a natural tendency toward irrationality to an artificial extreme. Push up bras, tight ass pants that hold the thighs and ass in, make-up to the extreme, fake hair, eye lashes, fake tits, fake chins, vacuumed thighs and stomachs, etc. You need a bunch of teamsters with excavation equipment and a CSI team just to get to the nitty gritty and find out what's real and what's bought.

Give me simplicity, a pretty healthy girl of any reasonable size or shape any day of the week over this fake crap. You look gorgeous in your pictures, why you feel the need to change that, well I can't pretend to understand but damn, what's the point in the end? Eventually it all comes off and the truth comes out in all ways if you're with someone long enough. Take them in under false pretenses and they're more likely to leave later is what I think.

 

[Chad]

the wonder jock....haha


its gotta be interesting to be that underwear model..... a close up of your package........ tell your mom that you model the wonderjock...

that thing would drive be crazy. first off all my gear wouldn`t fit plus at would be swomp as$ haven in there. no breathing room at all!

 

[tattoopierced1]

that thing would drive be crazy. first off all my gear wouldn`t fit plus at would be swomp as$ haven in there. no breathing room at all!

that would give someone a bad case of duck butter.....

 

[CRUNCH]

A sock down the side would be easier for a number of reasons.

 

[Grunt76]

It just pissed me off because one, it's lying, and two, it's hypocritical. Men want huge tits and curvy women, so women have to wear padded bras. But men want skinny girls, so women have to diet down to nothing and eat like birds. It's all our fault. Meanwhile ask any guy and whatever his tastes he's much more likely to prefer an honestly presented package of any shape or size than one that disappoints on delivery/not being what he expected. And that goes for looks and personality.

Personally I like small breasts just as much as big ones. It's the overall look that matters, the total package. What this is really about is women having massive insecurities no matter what they look like, and needing to project those on to someone in a society that says they are blameless, they pick us and end up taking what I would say is a natural tendency toward irrationality to an artificial extreme. Push up bras, tight ass pants that hold the thighs and ass in, make-up to the extreme, fake hair, eye lashes, fake tits, fake chins, vacuumed thighs and stomachs, etc. You need a bunch of teamsters with excavation equipment and a CSI team just to get to the nitty gritty and find out what's real and what's bought.

Give me simplicity, a pretty healthy girl of any reasonable size or shape any day of the week over this fake crap. You look gorgeous in your pictures, why you feel the need to change that, well I can't pretend to understand but damn, what's the point in the end? Eventually it all comes off and the truth comes out in all ways if you're with someone long enough. Take them in under false pretenses and they're more likely to leave later is what I think.

Aman, brother.

 

[Chad]

that would give someone a bad case of duck butter.....

and no one likes duck butter!

 

[Jayhawkk]

That duck butter comment had me rolling

 

[bulls**t]

It just pissed me off because one, it's lying, and two, it's hypocritical. Men want huge tits and curvy women, so women have to wear padded bras. But men want skinny girls, so women have to diet down to nothing and eat like birds. It's all our fault. Meanwhile ask any guy and whatever his tastes he's much more likely to prefer an honestly presented package of any shape or size than one that disappoints on delivery/not being what he expected. And that goes for looks and personality.

Personally I like small breasts just as much as big ones. It's the overall look that matters, the total package. What this is really about is women having massive insecurities no matter what they look like, and needing to project those on to someone in a society that says they are blameless, they pick us and end up taking what I would say is a natural tendency toward irrationality to an artificial extreme. Push up bras, tight ass pants that hold the thighs and ass in, make-up to the extreme, fake hair, eye lashes, fake tits, fake chins, vacuumed thighs and stomachs, etc. You need a bunch of teamsters with excavation equipment and a CSI team just to get to the nitty gritty and find out what's real and what's bought.

Give me simplicity, a pretty healthy girl of any reasonable size or shape any day of the week over this fake crap. You look gorgeous in your pictures, why you feel the need to change that, well I can't pretend to understand but damn, what's the point in the end? Eventually it all comes off and the truth comes out in all ways if you're with someone long enough. Take them in under false pretenses and they're more likely to leave later is what I think.

Truth.

 

[Jayhawkk]

****, give me fake anyday. Unshaved legs, untweased eyebrows, hairy lips, hairly underarms...Bring on the fake titties and supple trailer park lips that could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

 

[CDB]

****, give me fake anyday. Unshaved legs, untweased eyebrows, hairy lips, hairly underarms...Bring on the fake titties and supple trailer park lips that could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Point taken. How about this: give me reasonably honest and well cared for over unreasonably enhanced and/or long gone to seed any day. Hedge trimmers are a turn off.

 

[BigVrunga]

Give me simplicity, a pretty healthy girl of any reasonable size or shape any day of the week over this fake crap. You look gorgeous in your pictures, why you feel the need to change that, well I can't pretend to understand but damn, what's the point in the end? Eventually it all comes off and the truth comes out in all ways if you're with someone long enough. Take them in under false pretenses and they're more likely to leave later is what I think.

Amen brother. As long as she knows how to use a razor and doesnt have HFCS flowing through her veins, I'm all good

 

[CRUNCH]

I can't remember the last time I saw bush in person? I'll bet it's been 15 years. I'd probably be stunned if I saw one now!

Ahh...WTF is that!!!

 

[Jayhawkk]

I saw some in those 70's porn vids...Now that **** requires a weedwhacker to get through!

 

[Grunt76]

I saw some in those 70's porn vids...Now that **** requires a weedwhacker to get through!

LMAO :rofl:

 

[CRUNCH]

I saw some in those 70's porn vids...Now that **** requires a weedwhacker to get through!

Plus, all that hair has got to make things smell horrible!!!

 

[tattoopierced1]

Plus, all that hair has got to make things smell horrible!!!

ok, that was too much to try and imagine after lunch.... gross...

 

[CRUNCH]

LOL...sorry about your lunch bro! And just imagine the possible nest of cooty's too!!

Is something moving...

 

[Pfunk47]

why do you think it's called Victoria's "secret".

Vicky secrets has been fooling men around the world for some time now.ose:

It's like opening one of those presents on x-mas/b-days that come in the larger box then....when your excited cause it must be something good and large, it's a stupid little box that may be special in all it's on but...you still had high hopes for that large present.

 

[Jayhawkk]

Thundercats?

 

[peece]

id say im about a soild C cup when i flex. not that a put on bras and dance around the house when no one is home. that would be weird! LOL

fri**in hilarious

:rofl:

 

[Pfunk47]

Thundercats?

Thundercats

 

[thesinner]

To be honest, the ones who don't leave much to the imagination might be more likely to get 'picked up', but they'll never get anything past a one night stand (except maybe a booty call). Give me a modest, healthy-looking girl who can put up with my shinanagans and perhaps tame me a little bit (without tying me down) and I'll be the happiest guy in the whole world!

 

[Grunt76]

Yeah bro, I like the look of a beautiful girl who looks like she doesn't know it, modesty wins my schlong, I mean my heart of course. I guess I have a soft spot for good girls.

 

[stxnas]

A soft spot...You know they have pills for that now!:toofunny:

 

[thesinner]

A soft spot...You know they have pills for that now!:toofunny:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to stxnas again.

:clap2: very nice

 

[Chad]

A soft spot...You know they have pills for that now!:toofunny:

bravo:rofl:

 

[stxnas]

While I was posting that Grunt was busy typing up a 1500 word reply to another thread...that was helping me out with my herniated disc!

Gosh, that Stxnas guy is such as an ass...oh wait :run:

 

[Grunt76]

While I was posting that Grunt was busy typing up a 1500 word reply to another thread...that was helping me out with my herniated disc!

Gosh, that Stxnas guy is such as an ass...oh wait :run:

No, but the MOST IMPORTANT PART OF IT is that you got repped for that asinine comment and of course spread yours around to others doing the same in other threads, leaving your repped-out when you read my long-ass, well-thought-out, well-written, and thoroughly helpful reply to your all-important question.

And so the world goes. :welcome:

 

[stxnas]

Why Ike, are we cross?

You won't be forgotten sir, I promise!...and actually nobody has repped me for it...both of those guys were out of reps!

 

[Jayhawkk]

I got him for ya but if I read his post and I don't feel amused, enlightened or horney i'm coming to take them back and beat him over the head with a dead trout.

 

[Grunt76]

I got him for ya but if I read his post and I don't feel amused, enlightened or horney i'm coming to take them back and beat him over the head with a dead trout.

How did I ever get out of that one smelling like myself? Ah, yes, I enlighten.

Thanks Jayhawkk, sometimes I forget you can be a gentleman.