How to deal with a Telemarketer

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    How to deal with a Telemarketer


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    That is FREAKING HILARIOUS!


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    LMAO, genius.
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    LMAO that was awesome!
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    That was super funny. Wille P. Richards style
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    Ewww
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    Very, very funny.
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    I might have to pull a stunt like that.
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    Very funny. Sounds exactly like what Jim Florentine does on his CDs...
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    Beats the worst I have ever told a Telemarketer. They once called me when I was still with my last gf and asked for her. I said "...she died in a horrible car crash" while sounding all sad. They apologized for calling and gave their condolences.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivet View Post
    Beats the worst I have ever told a Telemarketer. They once called me when I was still with my last gf and asked for her. I said "...she died in a horrible car crash" while sounding all sad. They apologized for calling and gave their condolences.
    They obviously don't live for the sale! I'd have said "Sorry to heat that, but why not make best of a bad situation and take advantage of this great deal I'm bringing to you." :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziricote View Post
    They obviously don't live for the sale! I'd have said "Sorry to heat that, but why not make best of a bad situation and take advantage of this great deal I'm bringing to you." :P
    LOL, only you Ziri. You cold hearted man you.
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    I've been trying to get my wife to answer with..

    "He's in prison for murdering several telemarketers."

    But she won't do it.
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    any links to one that doesn't have five radio DJs laughing over the track?
  

  
 

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