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    That was super funny. Wille P. Richards style
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    Beats the worst I have ever told a Telemarketer. They once called me when I was still with my last gf and asked for her. I said "...she died in a horrible car crash" while sounding all sad. They apologized for calling and gave their condolences.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivet View Post
    Beats the worst I have ever told a Telemarketer. They once called me when I was still with my last gf and asked for her. I said "...she died in a horrible car crash" while sounding all sad. They apologized for calling and gave their condolences.
    They obviously don't live for the sale! I'd have said "Sorry to heat that, but why not make best of a bad situation and take advantage of this great deal I'm bringing to you." :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziricote View Post
    They obviously don't live for the sale! I'd have said "Sorry to heat that, but why not make best of a bad situation and take advantage of this great deal I'm bringing to you." :P
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    I've been trying to get my wife to answer with..

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    any links to one that doesn't have five radio DJs laughing over the track?
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