How to deal with a Telemarketer

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That is FREAKING HILARIOUS!


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brass monkey

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That was super funny. Wille P. Richards style
 
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Cute little Mexican midget...Damn, and I thought I was the only one with that fetish.
 
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Great bit to wake up to. Awesome. Thanks for posting that.
 
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Very, very funny.
 
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Very funny. Sounds exactly like what Jim Florentine does on his CDs...
 
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Beats the worst I have ever told a Telemarketer. They once called me when I was still with my last gf and asked for her. I said "...she died in a horrible car crash" while sounding all sad. They apologized for calling and gave their condolences.
 
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Beats the worst I have ever told a Telemarketer. They once called me when I was still with my last gf and asked for her. I said "...she died in a horrible car crash" while sounding all sad. They apologized for calling and gave their condolences.
They obviously don't live for the sale! I'd have said "Sorry to heat that, but why not make best of a bad situation and take advantage of this great deal I'm bringing to you." :p
 
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They obviously don't live for the sale! I'd have said "Sorry to heat that, but why not make best of a bad situation and take advantage of this great deal I'm bringing to you." :p
LOL, only you Ziri. You cold hearted man you.:D
 
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I've been trying to get my wife to answer with..

"He's in prison for murdering several telemarketers."

But she won't do it.
 
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That shtuff was so funny I peed a lil bit, on my Mexicali Midget.
 
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any links to one that doesn't have five radio DJs laughing over the track?
 

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