Bruce Campbell vs Chuck Norris, Who Ya GOT?

[CNizz]

Official manliest man alive poll

 

[PumpingIron]

I'd take Ash any day of the week.

 

[Rodja]

This is my boomstick!

 

[PumpingIron]

BTW, I don't own any of the three, although they are all some of my favorite movies...I just added them all to my netflix queue...

Oh, and Chuck isn't in the same league as Ash.

 

[CNizz]

Chuck norris is an actor that can do kung fu, but Bruce is a badass mofo with a chainsaw that sometimes acts

 

[Jayhawkk]

Bruce all the way baby!

 

[thesinner]

The only thing is Chuck Norris can't lose. In fact, scientists have theorized that if Chuck Norris were to lose, the world would implode into itself.

 

[Jayhawkk]

It's not about winning or losing...It's all about who has the biggest boomstick, baby.

 

[thesinner]

It's not about winning or losing...It's all about who has the biggest boomstick, baby.

And Chuck Norris wins.

 

[KrushR]

It's not about winning or losing...It's all about who has the biggest boomstick, baby.

We haven't seen Chuck's BOOMstick because he doesn't do porn.















Yet.

 

[PumpingIron]

I think you guys may have not seen Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2 or Army of Darkness?

 

[CNizz]

Evil dead series was a documentary based on Bruce's life

 

[brass monkey]

Chuck can throw a roundhouse kick in cowboy boots

 

[CNizz]

i cant believe the running is so close, i demand a recount!

 

[Jayhawkk]

If I have to I will edit this poll in servitude of the Almighty Bruce!

 

[dlew308]

delta force...w3rd

 

[thesinner]

If I have to I will edit this poll in servitude of the Almighty Bruce!

Haha I broke the stalemate........in favor of Norris!!!

 

[Zombie]

my vote goes to Jayhawkk, Dsade and Ubi in no particular order

 

[WannaBeHulk]

yes! my vote for bruce tied this bad boy up. lets be realistic, no one can beat ash.

and remember, shop smart. shop S Mart:thumbsup:

 

[PumpingIron]

and remember, shop smart. shop S Mart:thumbsup:

YES!!!!

 

[Jayhawkk]

I can see who voted and I hold grudges!


Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?

 

[PumpingIron]

god, i need to jump these to the top of my netflix queue!!!

 

[Sir Savage]

Let me tell you something- Chuck ain't leading but two things right now- Jack and ****.

And Jack just left town.

 

[ItsHectic]

Shouldnt this be chuck norris vs superman??

 

[PumpingIron]

Shouldnt this be chuck norris vs superman??

No.

 

[PumpingIron]

Well, I'm bored at work...apparently Bruce...or ehh, i mean Ash, is putting out a new movie...

...Somewhat along the lines of the Evil Dead series...

It's called My name is Bruce, it was supposed to be out last month, but is still in post production.

BCO: My Name is Bruce

My Name Is Bruce is the tale of a small town set upon by demons after a group of teen-agers unwittingly unleash an ancient curse. Campbell, playing himself, is kidnapped off the set of a B horror movie and, despite his protestations that he's just an actor, is forced to play the role of his heroic movie character in order to save the town. Mark Verheiden (The Mask, TimeCop) is writing the screenplay. Production is scheduled for early 2006 in southern Oregon.

 

[CNizz]

Well, I'm bored at work...apparently Bruce...or ehh, i mean Ash, is putting out a new movie...

...Somewhat along the lines of the Evil Dead series...

It's called My name is Bruce, it was supposed to be out last month, but is still in post production.

BCO: My Name is Bruce

My Name Is Bruce is the tale of a small town set upon by demons after a group of teen-agers unwittingly unleash an ancient curse. Campbell, playing himself, is kidnapped off the set of a B horror movie and, despite his protestations that he's just an actor, is forced to play the role of his heroic movie character in order to save the town. Mark Verheiden (The Mask, TimeCop) is writing the screenplay. Production is scheduled for early 2006 in southern Oregon.

this is going to be the best movie since Army of Darkness, cant wait

 

[Sir Savage]

Good, bad...

I'm the guy with the gun.

 

[xtraflossy]

How long until someone says;

"Swallow This." :head:

 

[prld2gr8ns]

Good, bad...

I'm the guy with the gun.

Hail to the king, baby.

 

[jminis]

David Hasselhof bill kick the hell out of both of them Don't mess with the Hoff!

 

[Big Matt]

I can see who voted and I hold grudges!


Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?

"Now I swear.....the next one of you primates even TOUCHES me.....BOOM!"

Ash is......GROOVY!

 

[Rivet]

Ash!!

 

[KrushR]

David Hasselhof bill kick the hell out of both of them Don't mess with the Hoff!

Tom Selleck > David Hasselhoff.

Magnum got way more trim.

...but that's another thread altogether.

 

[PumpingIron]

I would take selleck over hasselhoff any day of the week...

 

[CNizz]

i thought Chuck might have taken it over the weekend, looks like Bruce > ALL

 

[CNizz]

Bruce fans get on it, Chuck is about to tie for second! **note: a tie with bruce is the same as losing

 

[somewhatgifted]

"first you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me, blow."

 

[Rivet]

I wonder who Evil Ash would vote for....

Edit: Its a TIE!??! Ash/Bruce has a invulnerable chin!

 

[kjkriston]

ummm..I cant believe that chuck is even in the running....Ash all the way....Groovy

 

[CNizz]

what the hell happened over the weekend? whoever hasnt voted get in on this, Ash eats ties for breakfast and sprinkles them on lunch

 

[mp5man1]

I had to go with Chuck. Pulo maybe could have taken chuck.