If you could punch any celebrity in the face.....

[dynomite]

i would punch tyra banks. she has got it coming.



who would yours be?

 

[Beelzebub]

jane fonda, followed by a macho man elbow drop off the roof of a building.

 

[Big Matt]

I'd punch Rosie O'Donnell right in that big fat head of hers!

 

[Big Matt]

Wow...three women being punched in the face right off the bat! Well......two women and an "it" anyway.

 

[T-Bone]

i would punch tyra banks. she has got it coming.



who would yours be?

Definitely Dr.Phil!

 

[motiv8er]

This could be a long list...

keanu reeves everytime he "acts"

Anyone who has been elected to congress, other colored orfices

Drop kick on the Rosie too

 

[babolat]

Rosie o'donell, tyra banks, and bono.

Rosie is a fat, mean person who thinks she's hot ****, tyra is a has-been model who gets defensive when people recognize she is fat and has lost her figure. Both wish the sentiment, "Fat is beautiful" was true...but it isnt.

Bono...no explanation needed.

 

[dsade]

Can I line them up like Dominos and punch the first one (Rosie would cause the best chain reaction) INTO the rest?

Paris Hilton
Dane Cook
Andy ****
Anna Nicole Smith
Tyra Banks
etc.

 

[dynomite]

jane fonda, thats a good one. she so old too you could really jack her up bad. she needs it. poor vietnam POWs

 

[riskarb]

What's the character-limit for one of these posts?

 

[mp5man1]

As appealing as it sounds to give Rosie one I’m going with Bill Maher

 

[DmitryWI]

Wow, nice thread... LOL
All of the above plus...

Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan
Cortney Love
Angelina Jolie (just because I'm in love with Jen Aniston)

 

[RedwolfWV]

Barbara Streisand.

 

[DmitryWI]

What's the character-limit for one of these posts?

I'd say go nuts and b*tch slap as many as you would like

 

[bombBoogie]

star jones

 

[CHAPS]

Rosie O'donell would be first, Joan Rivers, Britany Spears the list goes on and on

 

[spatch]

Without a doubt the leader of that wacko church, better called a house of satan, that cheers at soldiers funerals.... thats if shes a celebrity.

 

[Mach .78]

All good ones except for Bono.

I'm bringin sexy back, SLAP! I think I'm hot, but I'm really not and that's a fact, SLAP! Justin Timberlake because he is a smacked ass. He can perform but he's just an ass. Friends of my wife hung out with Cameron and Justin and said, she's really cool but he thinks he's all that.

 

[brass monkey]

Hillary Clinton

 

[motiv8er]

I would hit paris... a few different times and ways. And I would broadcast it. Go Fox! New series, beating the stars!

 

[Mulletsoldier]

I would lay a holy-****ing beat down on that Nancy Grace woman.

EDIT:

Scratch that, I would pick her up and hurl her at Donald Trump, then say "You're Fired"

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

jane fonda, followed by a macho man elbow drop off the roof of a building.

i ditto that one.....

and that jesse jackson guy...... ugh!

 

[sdmf45]

1. David Caruso ( I can't stand this b****)
2. K Fed ( Thats obvious)
3. Tom Cruise ( I'll send him to the mother ship)
4. ....................

So many more....this could be one of the best threads ever.

 

[Rodja]

Oprah
Dr Phil
Bill O'Reilly
Al Sharpton

 

[dynomite]

jesse jackson was a good one

 

[rpen22]

Dakota Fanning. :twisted:

 

[Iron Warrior]

Dakota Fanning. :twisted:

WTF, isn't she a little girl LOL ?

I'm a loving man which means I'd love to beat the sh!t out of Jenine Garafolo. I can't stand that fvcking cvnt LOL

 

[Mega NRG Man]

Steven Seagal

Oh, yeah. I went there!

And he might beat the **** out of me in return, which is pretty good.

 

[rpen22]

WTF, isn't she a little girl LOL ?

Exactly! And she needs to start acting like one.
Nobody likes the little kids who know they're smart for their age so they act like little adults all the time. :nono:

 

[Mega NRG Man]

Exactly! And she needs to start acting like one.
Nobody likes the little kids who know they're smart for their age so they act like little adults all the time. :nono:

:run:

 

[ItsHectic]

Steven Seagal

Oh, yeah. I went there!

And he might beat the **** out of me in return, which is pretty good.

LOL my handle on counter-strike source used to be steven seagal cause people used to rage it when I would kill them.

 

[Australian made]

Wow, nice thread... LOL
All of the above plus...

Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan
Cortney Love
Angelina Jolie (just because I'm in love with Jen Aniston)

I'm with you on Lindsay Lohan....talentless ginger nut whore!

 

[Mach .78]

What's a ginger nut?

This guy is a good candidate for an ass kickin.

Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. If any of you guys in the military can relay a message to the guys that will be going in there... Could you have them chalk some clenched fists on the side of whatever they will dropping on him. Thanks in advance.

 

[Australian made]

Ginger nut - ginger hair.........fanta pants.whatever you want to call her.

"U.G.L.Y - she aint go no allabi"

 

[jecko29]

Lohan, Spears, Rosie, TomKat, Paris, Heather Mills McCartney.....damn this list is the one that keeps on giving

jecko

 

[WannaBeHulk]

d*ck vitale... i cant stand to hear this guy talk:bruce3:

also, a lot of punk bands would be on my list as well. i couldnt pick just one

EDIT: and how could i forget greg valentino... id be too scared to punch the guy though

 

[dynomite]

michael jackson would be fun to punch in the face. it would probably fly off.

 

[warnerve]

the singer from green day probably. al sharpton too. i could really go on and on, im a sad bitter man

 

[Beelzebub]

good call on the woodsboro church fvcktards. a punch would be the least of their worries.

 

[somewhatgifted]

1. anyone who smack talks on the net or has a false persona. lol

 

[Alexander]

Exactly! And she needs to start acting like one.
Nobody likes the little kids who know they're smart for their age so they act like little adults all the time. :nono:

You're so dead on, the way she acts is so ****ing obnoxious.

 

[bpmartyr]

Jane Fonda, Tim Robbins, Shawn Penn and the rest of their ilk.

Wacked out funeral protesting church freaks need lynched.

 

[Alexander]

Ginger nut - ginger hair.........fanta pants.whatever you want to call her.

"U.G.L.Y - she aint go no allabi"

You really think Lohan is ugly? She may be horrible in a lot of ways but her face is clearly beautiful. With that said I would'nt mind punching her in the face. I gotta go with Mulletsoldier, that Nancy Grace lady is the ****ing devil.

 

[Alexander]

1. anyone who smack talks on the net or has a false persona. lol

I hope you've got good cardio

 

[EagleEye]

toby mcguire. i can't even begin to talk about it.

 

[thesinner]

Mischa Barton

Ben Affleck

Hugh Grant

Carson Daly

J.K. Rowling

 

[Alexander]

toby mcguire. i can't even begin to talk about it.

He's a good candidate, as well as Toby Keith.

 

[CNizz]

Itd be farrrr too easy to say Paris Hilton or Lindsey Lohan... If I had to get creative I would have to go with Uwe Boll for making such undesirable horror movies as Bloodrayne, Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, and the soon-to-be disgrace Postal woo woo! He'll be at the horror movie convention in Burbank this May incase anyone would like to punch him in the face

 

[motiv8er]

Anyone who supports WADA or anti-doping in general.

 

[SupersetSam]

Mischa Barton

Ben Affleck

Hugh Grant

Carson Daly

J.K. Rowling

definately hugh grant, he gives us english a bad name