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*Facts About Chuck Norris
*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
*Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
*Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
*Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
*Chuck Norris had sex with your mother, and your father gave him a high five.
*Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
*When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
*Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
*Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
*Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
*If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
*Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
*If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris, you may be only moments away from death
*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
*Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
*Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
*Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
*Chuck Norris had sex with your mother, and your father gave him a high five.
*Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
*When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
*Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
*Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
*Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
*If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
*Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
*If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris, you may be only moments away from death
