I saw the beginning of "Click" last night. You know - the movie with Adam Sandler and the remote control that lets him stop time, rewind, fast forward and all that... Well, there's a scene where the family's been planning to go on some gay trip and something came up at work where the husband/father (the "worker", of course) has to cancel the trip and work instead - or suffer negative consequences with his career..
What the **** is the ****in' deal?! How many mother ****in' movies do I have to see this scenario in? Can your LAME BRAIN think of any? I can't right now. I'm too pissed off..
So what the damn HELL is Hollywood trying to say?
Yes, MY wife thinks I work too much. Part of her understands - she knows I'm EXTREMELY driven. It's part of why she married me. But part of her is also disappointed that I'm somewhat "distant". Well **** yeah, I'm distant! I run my own show (I don't have a boss) so I get to stay home all day. I control how much money I make - the more hours I put in, the more dollars come out.. My wife retired at the ripe old age of 25. We drive expensive cars, go on expensive vacations, eat at expensive restaurants, have expensive toys, yadda, yadda, yadda...
So now, not only do I have to get the guilt trip from my Wife every now and then (yes, she does sometimes forget that I have to work very hard to support our lifestyle - and I don't blame her for wanting to spend time with me) - but I also have to watch the FAIRY GEEKS in Hollywood present this in every movie that portrays the husband giving up his job/career and going on that stupid vacation with the jackass kids and wife.
OH! I do remember another movie I recently saw with this stupid scenario.. RV with Robin Williams...
ANYWAY. So I'm here sitting on my billion dollar couch feeling like a ****IN' **** because the IDIOT on TV chose his FAMILY FIRST in the movies where Everything Always Works Out in the End!
Why not make sequels to these movies showing what happens to the family after the ****in' man gives up his career to be a ***** mother?! Maybe mommy goes and gets a good, high-paying job or a new career.. RIGHT! Maybe the kids get jobs at Mc****ers and make a killing to support the family.
Here's what REALLY happens... Sally Soccer Mom starts losing interest in Joe Sixpack (beer, not abs) and starts ****ing the neighbor who's spent the last 6 years pumping iron in prison. Now Mom's on crack, dad's drinking his sorrows away and the kids are out doing whatever they want until the cops finally pick them up and throw them in Juvie...
Dad catches the whore ****ing the neighbor, shoots them both and spends the rest of his life in prison - or turns the gun on himself and spends eternity in hell. Well, I guess that's part three.
Does this crap bother anybody else or did I just get a good burst of testosterone to put me in an aggresive-bad mood?