This thread is going to be about fighting, good ole fashioned fist to cuffs. If youve ever found your self needing to throw down or witnessing something unusual or humourous, please share stories. NOTE: I dont condone fighting, beating people into the ground or pick fights, but sometimes it happens so enjoy.
One fine eve i, and a few friends, were standing around enjoying a night on the town. My self my buds richard and chris were chilling leaning against a wall by the bar chatting about women. Some 6" something prolly 220 native man walks by and bumps into my bud richard. Rich ignores him and the guy turns and is like "watch the fvck out you fagot" to which richard replies "fvck you". This guy does a 180 and stands facing all of us and is getting ready to hit him and he mumbles something inaudible. At this point im thinkin k this dude is an idiot and something is going to come of this. So i take off my coat in preparation and pass it to chris beside me. The guy turns to me an is like "WTF are you taking your coat off for fag, your goona get....." so i proceed to shove him back about 10 feet into a table full of people and bodies fly everywhere. He gets up and takes a run at me to which i calmly back up and uppercut his fat head a few times on my way to hitting my back on the table behind me. The bouncers rush in an he gets thrown out and they tell me sorry i have to go. I was buddies with a few of em so they let me finish my drink and then i walk to the door. This guy has his shirt off outside and is waiting for me as well as a few interested onlookers. I was a bit intimidated to see how big this dude was clearly 30 pounds or so bigger than me. I walk up and promptly land a nice jab to his lips followed by a nice straight right hand. He stumbles toward me, i grab him and we trip over eachother. I get up quickly as does he and i proceed to fire an array of drunken punches left right left. Landing a few of em. I hear an onlloker yell "COPS" and i throw a nice left followed by a hard right to his mouth, the punch cuts my knuckle open on his teeth(I noticed later) and sends him head first running back away from my punch. It looked like he was bent over at 90 degrees trying to run to get his feet back under him and just as the cop vans converge upon our fight. THis guy runns like 15 feet and slams the cop van head first and dents the front corner panel right where it meets the door hinge. The cop van hadent even stopped moving and he slammed on the brakes. The cop tries to open the door and it squeeks and doesnt open enought for him to get out. This guy is colapsed on the ground in a pool of blood and the van has a nice splatter and dent. It happened in slow motion and i had to chuckle because it looked so damn funny, the cops were like "holy shiet did you see that". so anyways they pick this guy up run a record search, see hes wanted for warrants throw him in the drunk tank. They check me out and ive got a clean record and they let me go and tell me to get stiches. So i borrowed a shirt had a few more drinks inside and got a few stiches. moral of the story dont be a punk and try to pick on people "is it worth 10 to 20 cause some guy scuffed your puma"
One fine eve i, and a few friends, were standing around enjoying a night on the town. My self my buds richard and chris were chilling leaning against a wall by the bar chatting about women. Some 6" something prolly 220 native man walks by and bumps into my bud richard. Rich ignores him and the guy turns and is like "watch the fvck out you fagot" to which richard replies "fvck you". This guy does a 180 and stands facing all of us and is getting ready to hit him and he mumbles something inaudible. At this point im thinkin k this dude is an idiot and something is going to come of this. So i take off my coat in preparation and pass it to chris beside me. The guy turns to me an is like "WTF are you taking your coat off for fag, your goona get....." so i proceed to shove him back about 10 feet into a table full of people and bodies fly everywhere. He gets up and takes a run at me to which i calmly back up and uppercut his fat head a few times on my way to hitting my back on the table behind me. The bouncers rush in an he gets thrown out and they tell me sorry i have to go. I was buddies with a few of em so they let me finish my drink and then i walk to the door. This guy has his shirt off outside and is waiting for me as well as a few interested onlookers. I was a bit intimidated to see how big this dude was clearly 30 pounds or so bigger than me. I walk up and promptly land a nice jab to his lips followed by a nice straight right hand. He stumbles toward me, i grab him and we trip over eachother. I get up quickly as does he and i proceed to fire an array of drunken punches left right left. Landing a few of em. I hear an onlloker yell "COPS" and i throw a nice left followed by a hard right to his mouth, the punch cuts my knuckle open on his teeth(I noticed later) and sends him head first running back away from my punch. It looked like he was bent over at 90 degrees trying to run to get his feet back under him and just as the cop vans converge upon our fight. THis guy runns like 15 feet and slams the cop van head first and dents the front corner panel right where it meets the door hinge. The cop van hadent even stopped moving and he slammed on the brakes. The cop tries to open the door and it squeeks and doesnt open enought for him to get out. This guy is colapsed on the ground in a pool of blood and the van has a nice splatter and dent. It happened in slow motion and i had to chuckle because it looked so damn funny, the cops were like "holy shiet did you see that". so anyways they pick this guy up run a record search, see hes wanted for warrants throw him in the drunk tank. They check me out and ive got a clean record and they let me go and tell me to get stiches. So i borrowed a shirt had a few more drinks inside and got a few stiches. moral of the story dont be a punk and try to pick on people "is it worth 10 to 20 cause some guy scuffed your puma"