fined for road kill

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was driving home one evening and its like a good 35 mile drive
mostly wooded area with low lying wetlands as well as thickets, any way as i am driving i hit a boar!

not too much damage done to my car i get in and haul ass, as my consience grows heavy, i decide to call the local game warden at the nearest pay phone (no i have no cell ) as i am talking to the receptionist she asks for my addy because there is a fine i have to pay plus some one to clean it up etc.....
well i hung up and got in ma car and hauled ass home as i turn into my APT. complex a damn sherrif and a game warden where awaiting me at my walk way (i was thinking WTF?):burger:
 
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That is MESSED UP!

How did they know where you lived if you hung up when they asked for your addy?


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well crowler i guess that PIGGY squealed on me bwahahahahaha
 
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:rasp: :rasp: :rasp: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

I OFFICIALLY hate you.


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and Crowler fell for it.....


(points finger) HAHA!





I would have too.... :rofl:
 
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DAMN look how many rep points Brandoz has now.


BTW he has 17 posts in almost a year being here and 2 of them are in this post. LOL


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I must be missing the point here? So you make a story that has no hints that it is fake and then when someone asked how they knew it was you you say the piggy squeeled on you? So crowler was "got" why? I must be really slow or something......

Either way, the punch line was still funny and made me laugh.
 
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i didnt know that you can get fined for accidental road kill.....:think:

wow... i learn something new everyday....
 

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snakebyte05 said:
I must be missing the point here? So you make a story that has no hints that it is fake and then when someone asked how they knew it was you you say the piggy squeeled on you? So crowler was "got" why? I must be really slow or something......

Either way, the punch line was still funny and made me laugh.
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awww just an old joke i heard few years back
hell i fell for it :icon_lol:
 
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aww....crap....nevermind.....lol


SHUT UP BRAND!!!! im really gullable............ :(
 

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oh damn that just made it even funnier
ROFLMAO hahahahahaha pwned#2
 
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im going to hide under my rock now....
:( .....i cant believe i get tricked on the internet too....wow....
 

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man they stopped a plane from taking off at a smalll airport in fernandina beach today
 
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Mrs. Gimpy! said:
aww....crap....nevermind.....lol


SHUT UP BRAND!!!! im really gullable............ :(
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I don't know if you've heard or not but they are actually taking the word "gullable" out of the dictionary...crazy i know!
 

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yeah seems this little ol lady had a pair of knitting needles in her purse:wtf:
ya believe this?
 
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