In ten words define a redneck...
- 02-23-2006, 04:09 PM
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gun rack in the window
blue jeans and boots
long neck beer
drinks whisky out of a papercup
hunting & fishing
.....more than 10 words, sorry
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02-23-2006, 04:59 PM
Two-steppin on one leg with whiskey filled in the peg
Havin sex with ya cousin then 'givin er'
Pigs at the stag-party
A ***?hardly,they straight macho
This cat eats dirt in his soup and motor oil in his nachos
But it's not so disgusting if
You consider this cat got herpes
From his kids sitter after she
Raped his dog and then bit her
But he ain't bitter or spiteful
Because his wife is delightful
She's a full-figured relative
Relishin all the nights full
Of pig-driven lovin with Willy Nelson
Jigs, given hugs n' drinkin grease
From the carton, from this life
He's never partin
What more could you want?
A pig to flaunt and 25 LP's of Dolly Parton
02-23-2006, 05:11 PM
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02-23-2006, 07:16 PM
Cut Off Flannel Shirt
The Drunk, Retarded Cousin
10 things of the Redneck way of life when I was growing up.
02-23-2006, 08:47 PM
Git er done
busch beer or budweiser
loud jacked up truck
lawn ornaments(cars, knomes, other vehicles that don't run)
John Deere Green!!!
Speakin from self experience being that I am one minus the lawn ornaments.
02-23-2006, 08:55 PM
The only time of the year when nascar starts to go down in ratings is when the great outdoor games air
02-23-2006, 08:58 PM
Checkout my myspace page...she's all John deer green, just like my home gym in my AVY.Originally Posted by chevelleman
02-23-2006, 08:59 PM
I wrote the rough draft of the song, anyone want to see it email me. It is a country song so that eliminates 99% of yall...
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02-24-2006, 06:44 PM
Ahhh the Badokadonk is very nice.
"It's not for the money, it's not for the free whiscky, it for the BADOKDONK!"
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02-24-2006, 11:01 PM
I've been living in Rednecks ville for a couple years, and I'd have to say the first thing you notice is a redneck will never wear shorts! 100 degrees with 90% humidity and he'l be a wearin jeans and the hat. They all got farmers tans, and if there ain't a shotgun in the truck, there'll be a bow or a fishin' rod. 'merican trucks the bigger the better. And everything everyone else said.
Very patriotic also as they're throwin' Mcdonald's wrappers and beer cans on the side of the road, and cursin' about folks that ain't their color.
Help! get me out of here!
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I don't know about that. My wife's family lives out der and they be some redneck trash out yonder fo sure.Originally Posted by Matthew D
02-26-2006, 09:23 AM
Originally Posted by refrieddreams
Nice town, I'm not really into this southern thing but it's ok here. Ceptin fer da redneks o'curse
02-26-2006, 09:42 AM
ha, I knew someone would remark about that. It's true, there's 'necks in every state. Just some more than others.. Going from MI, to Cali, to TX, and now here in LA, I can say that the most I've seen yet are right here under my nose.. I've lived here for 8 years & they still crack me up!!Originally Posted by Rogue Drone
02-26-2006, 12:29 PM
Hey Nate! Put down the banjo and come down off the porch!Originally Posted by natedogg
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