In ten words define a redneck...

[refrieddreams]

As a hobby, and soon to be career I am a songwritter. Most good stuff I have written starts with a brainstorm then it grows from there.

So help a brother out spit out ten typical stereotypes that define a redneck.

Thanks!

3 legged dog
Pick up truck
Trailor
Ect....

 

[delta314]

gun rack in the window
blue jeans and boots
long neck beer
drinks whisky out of a papercup
shoots pool
NASCAR
hunting & fishing


.....more than 10 words, sorry

 

[natedogg]

gun rack in the window
blue jeans and boots
long neck beer
drinks whisky out of a papercup
shoots pool
NASCAR
hunting & fishing


.....more than 10 words, sorry

I think we have a redneck alert! ^^^

 

[refrieddreams]

Nice, thanks...keep it coming.

 

[Mulletsoldier]

Two-steppin on one leg with whiskey filled in the peg
Havin sex with ya cousin then 'givin er'
Pigs at the stag-party
A fag?hardly,they straight macho
This cat eats dirt in his soup and motor oil in his nachos
But it's not so disgusting if
You consider this cat got herpes
From his kids sitter after she
Raped his dog and then bit her
But he ain't bitter or spiteful
Because his wife is delightful
She's a full-figured relative
Relishin all the nights full
Of pig-driven lovin with Willy Nelson
Jigs, given hugs n' drinkin grease
From the carton, from this life
He's never partin
What more could you want?
A pig to flaunt and 25 LP's of Dolly Parton

 

[BingeAndPurge]

realtree hat

 

[Yjyankee]

Alabama
Louisiana
Mississippi
Georgia (maybe)

 

[CDB]

They're fixin' to do things.

 

[EEmain]

Iffin` I devorce ma wife is she still ma sister? :nutkick:

 

[The Experiment]

Confederate Flag
Duct Tape
Cut Off Flannel Shirt
Bib Overalls
Hip Boots
Catfish
Homemade Lures
2+ Guns
The Drunk, Retarded Cousin
Chicken Wire

10 things of the Redneck way of life when I was growing up.

 

[chevelleman]

Git er done
busch beer or budweiser
loud jacked up truck
confederate flag
southern
lawn ornaments(cars, knomes, other vehicles that don't run)
patriotic
John Deere Green!!!

Speakin from self experience being that I am one minus the lawn ornaments.:woohoo:

 

[Irish480]

The only time of the year when nascar starts to go down in ratings is when the great outdoor games air

 

[refrieddreams]

John Deere Green!!!

.:woohoo:

Checkout my myspace page...she's all John deer green, just like my home gym in my AVY.

 

[refrieddreams]

I wrote the rough draft of the song, anyone want to see it email me. It is a country song so that eliminates 99% of yall...

Thanks fellas!

 

[chevelleman]

Checkout my myspace page...she's all John deer green, just like my home gym in my AVY.

Nothin Runs like a Deere!

 

[MaDmaN]

I was only helping that sheep over the fence...LOL

Da trailer is paid fer

 

[Sunder]

banjo
fiddle
corn cob pipe

maybe flannel jacket

 

[refrieddreams]

Ahhh the Badokadonk is very nice.

"It's not for the money, it's not for the free whiscky, it for the BADOKDONK!"

 

[TINYTOAD]

Brings back more stuff from the dump than he brought.

 

[Matthew D]

Alabama
(maybe)

I won't be using those words...

 

[Basso]

realtree hat

Or John Deere, heavily curled bill, and purty scummy

 

[Basso]

I've been living in Rednecks ville for a couple years, and I'd have to say the first thing you notice is a redneck will never wear shorts! 100 degrees with 90% humidity and he'l be a wearin jeans and the hat. They all got farmers tans, and if there ain't a shotgun in the truck, there'll be a bow or a fishin' rod. 'merican trucks the bigger the better. And everything everyone else said.

Very patriotic also as they're throwin' Mcdonald's wrappers and beer cans on the side of the road, and cursin' about folks that ain't their color.

Help! get me out of here!

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

2.003 yellow teeth total

 

[refrieddreams]

Where in SC are ya Basso?

 

[Basso]

Where in SC are ya Basso?

Sumpter, how 'bout you?

 

[refrieddreams]

Did a 1 years stint in Charelston

"Chareleston, a drinking town with a historical problem"

 

[Iron Warrior]

Iffin` I devorce ma wife is she still ma sister? :nutkick:

:rofl:

 

[Slash]

lol

 

[natedogg]

Iffin` I devorce ma wife is she still ma sister?

You speak from experience?

 

[natedogg]

I won't be using those words...

I don't know about that. My wife's family lives out der and they be some redneck trash out yonder fo sure.

 

[Basso]

Did a 1 years stint in Charelston

"Chareleston, a drinking town with a historical problem"

Nice town, I'm not really into this southern thing but it's ok here. Ceptin fer da redneks o'curse

 

[Yjyankee]

There's no rednecks in Michigan?

Having traveled in about 25 of the states, I'd say there are Rednecks in every state. I hope so, I'm fond of that Honky Tonk Badonkadonk. :twisted: Nothing witty to add other than my defintion of a redneck is a good 'ol boy or gal with an attitude, Texas is my #1 redneck state, chock full of shitkickers with attitude.

ha, I knew someone would remark about that. It's true, there's 'necks in every state. Just some more than others.. Going from MI, to Cali, to TX, and now here in LA, I can say that the most I've seen yet are right here under my nose.. I've lived here for 8 years & they still crack me up!!:rofl:

 

[EEmain]

You speak from experience?

Hey Nate! Put down the banjo and come down off the porch!:blink:

 

[turkish]

In ten words? Sorry, only three words come to mind : George, Walker and Bush.

 

[2fast2live]

LOL i like rednecks, they will usually fix anything broken, and do it for a six pack.

 

[spatch]

They have more electronic talking fish then they do teeth.


10 Exactly!