In ten words define a redneck...

  1. In ten words define a redneck...


    As a hobby, and soon to be career I am a songwritter. Most good stuff I have written starts with a brainstorm then it grows from there.

    So help a brother out spit out ten typical stereotypes that define a redneck.

    Thanks!

    3 legged dog
    Pick up truck
    Trailor
    Ect....


  2. gun rack in the window
    blue jeans and boots
    long neck beer
    drinks whisky out of a papercup
    shoots pool
    NASCAR
    hunting & fishing


    .....more than 10 words, sorry

  3. Quote Originally Posted by delta314
    gun rack in the window
    blue jeans and boots
    long neck beer
    drinks whisky out of a papercup
    shoots pool
    NASCAR
    hunting & fishing


    .....more than 10 words, sorry
    I think we have a redneck alert! ^^^
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  4. Nice, thanks...keep it coming.

  5. Two-steppin on one leg with whiskey filled in the peg
    Havin sex with ya cousin then 'givin er'
    Pigs at the stag-party
    A ***?hardly,they straight macho
    This cat eats dirt in his soup and motor oil in his nachos
    But it's not so disgusting if
    You consider this cat got herpes
    From his kids sitter after she
    Raped his dog and then bit her
    But he ain't bitter or spiteful
    Because his wife is delightful
    She's a full-figured relative
    Relishin all the nights full
    Of pig-driven lovin with Willy Nelson
    Jigs, given hugs n' drinkin grease
    From the carton, from this life
    He's never partin
    What more could you want?
    A pig to flaunt and 25 LP's of Dolly Parton

  6. realtree hat

  7. Alabama
    Louisiana
    Mississippi
    Georgia (maybe)

  8. They're fixin' to do things.

  9. Iffin` I devorce ma wife is she still ma sister?

  10. Confederate Flag
    Duct Tape
    Cut Off Flannel Shirt
    Bib Overalls
    Hip Boots
    Catfish
    Homemade Lures
    2+ Guns
    The Drunk, Retarded Cousin
    Chicken Wire

    10 things of the Redneck way of life when I was growing up.

  11. Git er done
    busch beer or budweiser
    loud jacked up truck
    confederate flag
    southern
    lawn ornaments(cars, knomes, other vehicles that don't run)
    patriotic
    John Deere Green!!!

    Speakin from self experience being that I am one minus the lawn ornaments.

  12. The only time of the year when nascar starts to go down in ratings is when the great outdoor games air

  13. Quote Originally Posted by chevelleman
    John Deere Green!!!

    .
    Checkout my myspace page...she's all John deer green, just like my home gym in my AVY.

  14. I wrote the rough draft of the song, anyone want to see it email me. It is a country song so that eliminates 99% of yall...

    Thanks fellas!

  15. Quote Originally Posted by refrieddreams
    Checkout my myspace page...she's all John deer green, just like my home gym in my AVY.
    Nothin Runs like a Deere!

  16. I was only helping that sheep over the fence...LOL

    Da trailer is paid fer

  17. banjo
    fiddle
    corn cob pipe

    maybe flannel jacket

  18. Ahhh the Badokadonk is very nice.

    "It's not for the money, it's not for the free whiscky, it for the BADOKDONK!"

  19. Brings back more stuff from the dump than he brought.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by Yjyankee
    Alabama
    (maybe)
    I won't be using those words...

  21. Quote Originally Posted by BingeAndPurge
    realtree hat
    Or John Deere, heavily curled bill, and purty scummy

  22. I've been living in Rednecks ville for a couple years, and I'd have to say the first thing you notice is a redneck will never wear shorts! 100 degrees with 90% humidity and he'l be a wearin jeans and the hat. They all got farmers tans, and if there ain't a shotgun in the truck, there'll be a bow or a fishin' rod. 'merican trucks the bigger the better. And everything everyone else said.

    Very patriotic also as they're throwin' Mcdonald's wrappers and beer cans on the side of the road, and cursin' about folks that ain't their color.

    Help! get me out of here!

  23. 2.003 yellow teeth total

  24. Where in SC are ya Basso?

  25. Quote Originally Posted by refrieddreams
    Where in SC are ya Basso?
    Sumpter, how 'bout you?

  26. Did a 1 years stint in Charelston

    "Chareleston, a drinking town with a historical problem"

  27. Quote Originally Posted by EEmain
    Iffin` I devorce ma wife is she still ma sister?

  28. Quote Originally Posted by EEmain
    Iffin` I devorce ma wife is she still ma sister?
    You speak from experience?

  29. Quote Originally Posted by Matthew D
    I won't be using those words...
    I don't know about that. My wife's family lives out der and they be some redneck trash out yonder fo sure.

  30. Quote Originally Posted by refrieddreams
    Did a 1 years stint in Charelston

    "Chareleston, a drinking town with a historical problem"

    Nice town, I'm not really into this southern thing but it's ok here. Ceptin fer da redneks o'curse

  31. Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Drone
    There's no rednecks in Michigan?

    Having traveled in about 25 of the states, I'd say there are Rednecks in every state. I hope so, I'm fond of that Honky Tonk Badonkadonk. Nothing witty to add other than my defintion of a redneck is a good 'ol boy or gal with an attitude, Texas is my #1 redneck state, chock full of ****kickers with attitude.
    ha, I knew someone would remark about that. It's true, there's 'necks in every state. Just some more than others.. Going from MI, to Cali, to TX, and now here in LA, I can say that the most I've seen yet are right here under my nose.. I've lived here for 8 years & they still crack me up!!

  32. Quote Originally Posted by natedogg
    You speak from experience?
    Hey Nate! Put down the banjo and come down off the porch!
    Last edited by EEmain; 02-26-2006 at 05:56 PM.

  33. In ten words? Sorry, only three words come to mind : George, Walker and Bush.

  34. LOL i like rednecks, they will usually fix anything broken, and do it for a six pack.

  35. They have more electronic talking fish then they do teeth.


    10 Exactly!
  

  
 

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