How to explain the football offside rule to women

  1. Talking How to explain the football offside rule to women

    You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop
    assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you
    must have.

    The shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with

    Both of you have forgotten your purses.

    It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no
    money to pay for the shoes.

    The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

    Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and
    sees your dilemma.

    She prepares to throw her purse to you.

    If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper
    and buy the shoes.

    At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst
    it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and
    buy the shoes.

    Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been thrown* it would
    be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

  2. Very nice!!
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