i have a crapload of them that i save on my desktop and read when i need a lift..
Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the world.
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
"Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts."
