30 Facts about Chuck Norris you may not know!!!!
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11-10-2005, 06:29 PM
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
i liked that one also
11-10-2005, 08:22 PM
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11-12-2005, 01:22 AM
YES ROFL. I remember that game and it makes this one all the more funnyWhen Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
11-12-2005, 11:58 AM
11-12-2005, 12:10 PM
Originally Posted by chasec
lol maybe you should trade that arny avatar for some walker texas ranger
11-12-2005, 02:13 PM
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11-12-2005, 03:45 PM
11-12-2005, 04:13 PM
The whole roundhouse kick thing is hilarious, especially this one--->Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.
They forgot to mention ole Chuck getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee in "Return of the Dragon".
11-12-2005, 04:44 PM
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11-14-2005, 12:37 AM
Anyone who would even consider teabaggin Hitler gets no respect from me.
Anyone ever seen the infamous "Booya" Porn clip?
11-14-2005, 12:46 AM
11-14-2005, 12:54 AM
If I be Chuck I would roundhouse him or whip him with my beard , but no Teabagging, that weird little mustache would tickle too much.
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