30 Facts about Chuck Norris you may not know!!!!

  1. 30 Facts about Chuck Norris you may not know!!!!




  2. uhm, ****in hilarious!

  3. Funny as hell, especially the law and order comment.
    ~ Nothing can kill the Grimace!!


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  4. yeah L&O one was good.

  5. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.



    i liked that one also

  6. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
    YES ROFL. I remember that game and it makes this one all the more funny

  7. wow, i had no idea he was such a hard ass. i'm gonna make a t-shirt with his face on it now

  8. Quote Originally Posted by chasec
    wow, i had no idea he was such a hard ass. i'm gonna make a t-shirt with his face on it now

    lol maybe you should trade that arny avatar for some walker texas ranger

  9. not a bad idea!

  10. i think my new avatar kicks ass; mad props for the idea

  11. Quote Originally Posted by blackwater
    lol maybe you should trade that arny avatar for some walker texas ranger

    Lol, good idea

  12. Quote Originally Posted by Grifter
    Lol, good idea
    i thought so too, check it out

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  13. The whole roundhouse kick thing is hilarious, especially this one--->Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.

    They forgot to mention ole Chuck getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee in "Return of the Dragon".

  14. BOOYA!
    now all of you climax

  15. Quote Originally Posted by chasec
    i thought so too, check it out

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    thats pretty badass!

  16. Anyone who would even consider teabaggin Hitler gets no respect from me.

    Anyone ever seen the infamous "Booya" Porn clip?

  17. no, but if hitler was in my living room i'd teabag his nazi ass too!

  18. If I be Chuck I would roundhouse him or whip him with my beard , but no Teabagging, that weird little mustache would tickle too much.
  19. Talking HAHA


    I can't read stuff like that at work. I'm gonna get fired...

    ****ing Hilarious!

  20. http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty

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