Best excuse to give girls for...your...shrinking...

  1. Best excuse to give girls for...your...shrinking...


    I was wondering, What is the best explanation you guys provide to females who are down there on week 8 of your test/deca/anadrol/fina/balls-shrinking cycle? I'm gonna have to be quick with the reply as this will be my first.


  2. oh dude, i was kidding, that was just an example of something that'd shut u down hard and u gotta explain why you're raisin size. I ain't doin fina...and not much of the other stuff either.

  3. I asked a couple guys, they both say girls notice right away, and they ask why. He tells them straight up it's one of the side effects...cuz girls figure he's juicin anyway since he's so big. I assumed everyone on this board must have had some experience they'd like to share, for educational purposes.
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  4. Tell her its because of the temperature, even though its not, and because you masturbated 3 times today...

  5. telling her straight up wouldnt be so attractive if the girl you with is a new one. understandable and logical to tell a wife or a long time girfriend, but one you're hooking up with for the first time (or even just new to the game), then ill be nervous that she would think thats the regular soldiers marching in my shorts....not the androgen-affected jewels. Sage

  6. ****, I'd tell 'em straight up... if you're gonna be hooking up in the middle of your 'down time', you might as well be straight up about it

  7. why dont you slowly go to her, tell her shes hallucinating and stick your "member" in her mouth, watch her forget the balls and remember the dick! haha

  8. tell them straight up, also let them know that steroids are a very effective birth control

  9. tell them straight up, also let them know that steroids are a very effective birth control
    as in, for males?

  10. yes sir

  11. tell her it's because of a new kind of STD that was just found, and your the only person in the world to have it.
    Tell her you're so proud cuz they named it after you

  12. I just tell em I jerked it 10 times already today cuz I probably would have on some heavy test.

  13. The only girl that is going to notice is the one who is daily handling your balls in her mouth. Otherwise they are noticing your shaft. Now if that shrunk youd be in trouble.

  14. I have been with a new girl when my testes were virtually non-existent and she most definetly noticed. But I was just straight up and could pull wood still so she didn't stress. Good thing they came back though, empty bags are not cool.

  15. Most people dont have the kind of shrinkage that you just described. I have huge nuts and mine shrank, I could notice, and so could my wife when she handled them, but not just from looking.

  16. Thats funny Wind, she couldn't tell with me..... hmmm

    LOL!!

  17. hehe

  18. Tell her it is the side effects of some medication you are taking.

    Tell her you are suffering from Hypogondaism.
    Tell her you are just a bit timid to making love to her and this is just a natural reaction.
    But I would stick with the side effects to the medication bit. You would be telling the truth and you still don't have to be completely honest about what you are taking.

  19. ASAP is officially the new king of bringing back old ass threads.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by natedogg
    ASAP is officially the new king of bringing back old ass threads.
    I second that.

  21. Yea, no **** ASAP. You got nothing else to do? Give me 20 push ups.

  22. when i was on week 8 of my tren/test cycle last year i didnt really even want to mess with girls. i was gettin my rocks off dead lifting. sucked cause i was danm sexy but if she wants a big buff sex god then she`ll have to deal till your balls are back in shape

  23. Well, I'm married so this topic "arises" a few times a year or so. I just lay out the truth--I'm on temporary hormone boosts, and that's the effect. But I'm one of those unusual guys who finds that my libido and production both go UP during (not only) the cycle itself, but during the PCT as well.

    Post-PCT is my worst game time.

  24. Good God. Here we go again.

    Has anyone noticed that ASAP only bumps old threads? He never replies (at least from what I can see.) I find this odd.

    I think I'm gonna start bumping old threads too.

  25. Quote Originally Posted by jmh80
    Good God. Here we go again.

    Has anyone noticed that ASAP only bumps old threads? He never replies (at least from what I can see.) I find this odd.

    I think I'm gonna start bumping old threads too.
    LOL! so baham99 what did you tell her?

  26. If it is your wife/ girlfriend you could say "You forgot to give them back to me!"

  27. Not again...

  28. Quote Originally Posted by baham99
    What is the best explanation you guys provide to females who are down there on week 8 of your test/deca/anadrol/fina/balls-shrinking cycle?
    I usually go with "yeah, I'm a dumbass and didn't spring for hCG..."

    -kwantam
  29. Talking


    yeah, seriously... just use hcg and you won't have to explain anything. i won't cycle without it anymore. it's just too cheap to pass up having big plump balls every day no matter what you're one. plus... you shoot massive wads... porn style!! what's better than that.. LOL
  

  
 

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