Family guy mafia funny confusions thread

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  1. Family guy mafia funny confusions thread


    Thought this would be a funny thread idea! Confuss to things you've done, said, witnessed, or heard of that's would be embarrassing, FUNNY, bad a$$ or whatever the fuk you want!

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  2. In to here who did what I'm sure we'll find out more of @FireTitan that we don't want to know lmao
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  3. "Confuse to things you've done" think you meant confess!

    lmao

    @rtmilburn think you get the first vote- starting a new thread without proof reading
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by smith_69 View Post
    "Confuse to things you've done" think you meant confess!

    lmao

    @rtmilburn think you get the first vote- starting a new thread without proof reading
    Lol fuking auto correct

  5. well this is a good place for this

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  6. So it was pretty embarrassing 2 weeks ago at work I was replacing a lower control arm, on 04 lancer(easy fix). well they wanted pictures for insurance. Well I got under there took my phone with me. Took a pick of the control arm set my phone down. Then I got to work and totally forgot about my phone and threw a hammer on it!

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  8. **** I've done.... I can't think of anything but I'll let you know when I figure it out.

  9. Most of the really funny things I've done involve breaking some type of law (typically either Conservation laws or weapons laws) that I probably won't be sharing here!

    One story that typically gets told around this time of year by my "friends" involves me being handcuffed to a fence post by a CPO so he could attempt to catch my friends. I spent almost an hour, just standing there by the side of the road, handcuffed to a fence post.
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  10. Quote Originally Posted by SFreed View Post
    Most of the really funny things I've done involve breaking some type of law (typically either Conservation laws or weapons laws) that I probably won't be sharing here!

    One story that typically gets told around this time of year by my "friends" involves me being handcuffed to a fence post by a CPO so he could attempt to catch my friends. I spent almost an hour, just standing there by the side of the road, handcuffed to a fence post.
    Nice!

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  12. Family guy mafia funny confusions thread


    Funny. Confusions. I got confused once after not sleeping for 2 weeks and 6 days. (Sleep deprivation experiment) Almost jumped off a garage roof 4 stories high.



    Freaky.
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  13. Quote Originally Posted by justhere4comm View Post
    Funny. Confusions. I got confused once after not sleeping for 2 weeks and 6 days. (Sleep deprivation experiment) Almost jumped off a garage roof 4 stories high.



    Freaky.
    Oh sht thats a long time without sleep. And I know I fuk up I hate auto correct "confessions" there we go

  14. Quote Originally Posted by justhere4comm View Post
    Funny. Confusions. I got confused once after not sleeping for 2 weeks and 6 days. (Sleep deprivation experiment) Almost jumped off a garage roof 4 stories high.



    Freaky.
    No sleep or just minimal sleep? I thought 6 days without sleep and you go insane and no ones lasted more than 7 I thought
  15. Family guy mafia funny confusions thread


    Quote Originally Posted by rtmilburn View Post
    Oh sht thats a long time without sleep. And I know I fuk up I hate auto correct "confessions" there we go
    I thought it an unofficial world record. Hospital for two weeks. Really good drugs. Apparently your body shuts down and prepares for death.

    Had little food and water. At one point my waking dream was so real I could see fire everywhere and smell brimstone and sulfur. Taste it.


    Would not repeat. Lol.
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  16. Once I got so stoned that I thought my friend was actually Jesus. I was begging for forgiveness and to let me go to heaven. Funny thing is I don't even believe in god

  17. Quote Originally Posted by ChocolateClen View Post
    No sleep or just minimal sleep? I thought 6 days without sleep and you go insane and no ones lasted more than 7 I thought
    I lost it. Paranoia. At the 5th day it was impossible to sleep. Brain doesn't realize difference between awake and sleep and your subconscious bleeds into reality. Crazy sh1t.
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  18. Quote Originally Posted by justhere4comm View Post
    I thought it an unofficial world record. Hospital for two weeks. Really good drugs. Apparently your body shuts down and prepares for death.

    Had little food and water. At one point my waking dream was so real I could see fire everywhere and smell brimstone and sulfur. Taste it.


    Would not repeat. Lol.
    Wow that is crazy!

  19. Quote Originally Posted by justhere4comm View Post
    I lost it. Paranoia. At the 5th day it was impossible to sleep. Brain doesn't realize difference between awake and sleep and your subconscious bleeds into reality. Crazy sh1t.
    I've gone 3, started random falling asleep for like 2 or 3 min. Gf at the time thought I was dying lol

  20. Quote Originally Posted by ChocolateClen View Post
    I've gone 3, started random falling asleep for like 2 or 3 min. Gf at the time thought I was dying lol
    Lol.
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  21. About 5 or so years ago, I was taking xanax every night to help me stop drinking. Anyway, one could say that it was a "misguided effort" and my drinking never slowed down but actually increased a lil and I started partying with my xanax bars.

    One morning I woke up and my wife had already gone to work. I went down stairs into the kitchen and on the counter was a piece of toast that was charred black and half eaten. I looked in the toaster and there was 2 slices of bread smashed together in a single slot, though they hadn't been toasted yet. I looked for the bread and found the loaf in the oven.

    I actually thought this was my wife's doing and sent her a text message asking if she woke up hungry or something... she responded that she was running late to work that morning and didn't even have coffee... suddenly I was horrified.

    I walked out of the kitchen, into the family room, and all the silverware was arranged on the floor in the middle of the room... weird sh1t

  22. Quote Originally Posted by mmorso View Post
    About 5 or so years ago, I was taking xanax every night to help me stop drinking. Anyway, one could say that it was a "misguided effort" and my drinking never slowed down but actually increased a lil and I started partying with my xanax bars.

    One morning I woke up and my wife had already gone to work. I went down stairs into the kitchen and on the counter was a piece of toast that was charred black and half eaten. I looked in the toaster and there was 2 slices of bread smashed together in a single slot, though they hadn't been toasted yet. I looked for the bread and found the loaf in the oven.

    I actually thought this was my wife's doing and sent her a text message asking if she woke up hungry or something... she responded that she was running late to work that morning and didn't even have coffee... suddenly I was horrified.

    I walked out of the kitchen, into the family room, and all the silverware was arranged on the floor in the middle of the room... weird sh1t
    Haha fuk! benzos and alcohol should never be mixed! I had a friend die due to the combo. I do have a similar experience I'll share it later about my ambien abuse

  23. Quote Originally Posted by rtmilburn View Post
    Haha fuk! benzos and alcohol should never be mixed! I had a friend die due to the combo. I do have a similar experience I'll share it later about my ambien abuse
    No one ever died around me with those but we snorted them one time and we're drinking 151 , woke up the next morning my boy was arrested and I had no clue where I was

    High school was fun lmao
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