Family guy mafia funny confusions thread
- 12-26-2016, 09:19 PM
- 12-27-2016, 12:48 AM
12-27-2016, 02:51 PM
12-27-2016, 03:07 PM
Ok guys time for my ambien story!!!!!
So I was out partying smoking weed had some preworkout to keep me up. The party ended WAY earlier then I thought, so I took a double dose of ambien(legally prescribed to me). I laid in bed playing some Katy Perry, yes I listen to Katy Perry when high idk why but Katy Perrys music while high is the sh!t! Well next thing I know I'm 3 hours away from my places at my friend's house. He woke me up and told what a crazy night last night was. He was saying how we stole a street sign (it's a highway 69 sign no joke the road next me is called highway 69). Got caught by cop who apparently thought that it was funny and didn't care. Then egged my old highschool principles house. Fuk my ex girlfriend. Then passed out on his couch while playing video games. I don't remember literally any of it so naturally I thought he was lying until I found the sign in my garage and had my ex text me about how amazing last night was.
12-27-2016, 03:09 PM
12-27-2016, 03:14 PM
I got 2 of almost catching a dessert on fire I'll share them later as I got to space them out since NO ONE ELSE IS SHARING!!!!!
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12-27-2016, 04:41 PM
When I was a senior in High school me and a buddy got tickets from my sister for the cotton bowl.
SMU vs. PITT. (SMU Eric Dickerson, Craig James) pre-death penalty. PITT A guy Named Dan Marino.
We decided to drop some acid when we left. Usually about a 4.5hr. drive to Dallas from Tulsa. Took us 10hrs. we decided we were going to see if we could get to Dallas buy back roads. I’m talking Ĺ of them gravel.
We get to Dallas. Slept for about 4hrs. Get up about noon. Tomorrow is the game. We decide to take some Quaaludes.
The rest of the story we were told by 2 ladies in there mid 30’s that worked at a local TV station.
1st. we woke up and the hotel room was a fu cken mess. I mean one of the mattresses is on the dresser, Ect?
We realized that the game started in 30min. we were buck naked, threw on some clothes and one of the ladies told us they would take us to the game and drop us off in front if we would page her when we needed to be picked up. If we would spend another night with them. Sounded Like a great deal to us.
As were heading to the game they tell us that we were swimming in the fountain out front of the hotel, the cops showed up. the ladies told the cops we were with them, the cops recognized the ladies from TV and released us to them. Some of the other details I cant write hear. The sad thing is we were maybe 18 years old with 2 hot 30 something’s that are news anchors and we didn’t remember a dam thing!
The next night was nice and we remember that one! I think they enjoyed that fact we had no idea who they were and we were 18 and could go all night and would never see us again!
Pro God, Pro Gun, Pro Life.
12-27-2016, 04:45 PM
12-27-2016, 04:52 PM
At my age I have about 30 stories that I cant even remember. lol
enjoy life and hopefully it doesn't kill you.
Note: looking back at a lot of crap I did I wouldn't recommend to anyone.
Pro God, Pro Gun, Pro Life.
12-27-2016, 04:53 PM
12-27-2016, 05:11 PM
the time the Eisenhower went to Egypt and a bunch of us got drunk and decided to see the pyramids, a guy passed out in the road and got pissed on by a camel...I still get a laugh at that one.
lol...I guess you had to be there
GOD, FAMILY, COUNTRY!!!
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12-28-2016, 08:52 AM
I don't make sandwiches and I don't clean house BUT I do play PC games and lift weights. Instagram: unicorn_droppings_for_you
12-28-2016, 08:57 AM
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