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  1. I got matched with a tranny on Tinder the other day. So wrong lol.


  2. Quote Originally Posted by Brandinooooo View Post
    I got matched with a tranny on Tinder the other day. So wrong lol.
    Roll with it. Report back.
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by Brandinooooo View Post
    I got matched with a tranny on Tinder the other day. So wrong lol.
    Imagine how he felt
    Twenty-Two Until None
    I Am My Brothers Keeper

  4. Quote Originally Posted by justhere4comm View Post
    Roll with it. Report back.
    Nooooooooo

    Quote Originally Posted by SFreed View Post
    Imagine how he felt
    Dude. I had no idea until S/He told me. Damn thing was Post-Op. Needless to say I was seriously confused for a minute lol. Then laughed histerically.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Brandinooooo View Post
    Nooooooooo



    Dude. I had no idea until S/He told me. Damn thing was Post-Op. Needless to say I was seriously confused for a minute lol. Then laughed histerically.
    At least you found out before.

    Or did you?????
    Twenty-Two Until None
    I Am My Brothers Keeper
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by SFreed View Post
    At least you found out before.

    Or did you?????
    It was a little to close to during/after for my comfort level/ego.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by SFreed View Post
    At least you found out before.

    Or did you?????
    Nothing like reaching for vag and getting a handful of penis (can't take credit for this but I don't remember who said it first)

  8. Quote Originally Posted by rtmilburn View Post
    Nothing like reaching for vag and getting a handful of penis (can't take credit for this but I don't remember who said it first)
    Does it still count as a penis if its not really a penis anymore? Not saying this is what happened, just curious now.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Brandinooooo View Post
    Does it still count as a penis if its not really a penis anymore? Not saying this is what happened, just curious now.
    I don't think it would. What about oral??
    Twenty-Two Until None
    I Am My Brothers Keeper

  10. Quote Originally Posted by SFreed View Post
    I don't think it would. What about oral??
    As long as (it) has an (x) and a (y) chromosome it counts as a penis

  11. Quote Originally Posted by SFreed View Post
    I don't think it would. What about oral??
    Lmfao. For some reason, I think @FireTitan would have some interesting input on this...

    Quote Originally Posted by rtmilburn View Post
    As long as (it) has an (x) and a (y) chromosome it counts as a penis
    Gotcha. Still a c0ck. Roger.

  12. Quote Originally Posted by rtmilburn View Post
    As long as (it) has an (x) and a (y) chromosome it counts as a penis
    But what if you didn't know?
    Twenty-Two Until None
    I Am My Brothers Keeper

  13. Quote Originally Posted by SFreed View Post
    But what if you didn't know?
    What you don't know doesn't hurt you

  14. Quote Originally Posted by SFreed View Post
    But what if you didn't know?
    Quote Originally Posted by rtmilburn View Post
    What you don't know doesn't hurt you

  15. Quote Originally Posted by rtmilburn View Post
    Nothing like reaching for vag and getting a handful of penis (can't take credit for this but I don't remember who said it first)
    Studhorse. It's just a saying. I wouldn't really know.
    Pro God, Pro Gun, Pro Life.

  16. Quote Originally Posted by SFreed View Post
    I don't think it would. What about oral??
    Nasty. Another saying. Once you suck a di ck you will always be a di ck sucker.
    Pro God, Pro Gun, Pro Life.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by SFreed View Post
    But what if you didn't know?
    Nasty again! lol
    Pro God, Pro Gun, Pro Life.

  18. Quote Originally Posted by Studhorse View Post
    Nasty. Another saying. Once you suck a di ck you will always be a di ck sucker.
    Does it count if my scout master made me?!?

  19. Quote Originally Posted by rtmilburn View Post
    Does it count if my scout master made me?!?
    Sorry to hear that. But YES!!
    Pro God, Pro Gun, Pro Life.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by Studhorse View Post
    Sorry to hear that. But YES!!
    I may have exaggerated the term made made me

  21. Quote Originally Posted by rtmilburn View Post
    I may have exaggerated the term made made me
    Lmfao!
    Pro God, Pro Gun, Pro Life.

  22. Quote Originally Posted by rtmilburn View Post
    I may have exaggerated the term made made me
    We know

  23. Quote Originally Posted by Brandinooooo View Post
    We know
    Lol

  24. Ok guys time for my ambien story!!!!!

    So I was out partying smoking weed had some preworkout to keep me up. The party ended WAY earlier then I thought, so I took a double dose of ambien(legally prescribed to me). I laid in bed playing some Katy Perry, yes I listen to Katy Perry when high idk why but Katy Perrys music while high is the sh!t! Well next thing I know I'm 3 hours away from my places at my friend's house. He woke me up and told what a crazy night last night was. He was saying how we stole a street sign (it's a highway 69 sign no joke the road next me is called highway 69). Got caught by cop who apparently thought that it was funny and didn't care. Then egged my old highschool principles house. Fuk my ex girlfriend. Then passed out on his couch while playing video games. I don't remember literally any of it so naturally I thought he was lying until I found the sign in my garage and had my ex text me about how amazing last night was.

  25. Quote Originally Posted by rtmilburn View Post
    Ok guys time for my ambien story!!!!!

    So I was out partying smoking weed had some preworkout to keep me up. The party ended WAY earlier then I thought, so I took a double dose of ambien(legally prescribed to me). I laid in bed playing some Katy Perry, yes I listen to Katy Perry when high idk why but when I high Katy Perrys music while high is the sh!t! Well next thing I know I'm 3 hours away from my places at my friend's house. He woke me up and told what a crazy night last night was. He was saying how we stole a street sign (it's a highway 69 sign no joke the road next me is called highway 69). Got caught by cop who apparently that I was funny and didn't care. Then egged my old highschool principles house. Fuk my ex girlfriend. Then passed out on his couch while playing video games. I don't remember literally any of it so naturally I thought he was lying until I found the sign in my garage and had my ex text me about how amazing last night was.
    Hahahah awesome

  26. I got 2 of almost catching a dessert on fire I'll share them later as I got to space them out since NO ONE ELSE IS SHARING!!!!!

  27. Quote Originally Posted by rtmilburn View Post
    I got 2 of almost catching a dessert on fire I'll share them later as I got to space them out since NO ONE ELSE IS SHARING!!!!!
    Lmao sounds good

  28. Quote Originally Posted by Brandinooooo View Post
    Lmao sounds good
    Oh they are pretty good. I had lots of fun summer in-between highschool and college

  29. Quote Originally Posted by rtmilburn View Post
    Ok guys time for my ambien story!!!!!

    So I was out partying smoking weed had some preworkout to keep me up. The party ended WAY earlier then I thought, so I took a double dose of ambien(legally prescribed to me). I laid in bed playing some Katy Perry, yes I listen to Katy Perry when high idk why but Katy Perrys music while high is the sh!t! Well next thing I know I'm 3 hours away from my places at my friend's house. He woke me up and told what a crazy night last night was. He was saying how we stole a street sign (it's a highway 69 sign no joke the road next me is called highway 69). Got caught by cop who apparently thought that it was funny and didn't care. Then egged my old highschool principles house. Fuk my ex girlfriend. Then passed out on his couch while playing video games. I don't remember literally any of it so naturally I thought he was lying until I found the sign in my garage and had my ex text me about how amazing last night was.
    Sounds like some of my old Quaalude stories from the 80's
    Pro God, Pro Gun, Pro Life.

  30. Quote Originally Posted by Studhorse View Post
    Sounds like some of my old Quaalude stories from the 80's
    Share them!!!!
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