I don't know what prompted my visit to the GNC near me. It was close to the Publix so I walked in. May have been a mistake but here is my take.
First impression.
It was strangely lit. Uneven lighting and dark in the back.
I was immediately approached by an associate asking if I had any questions about anything. My immediate thought on a 5 second profiling of this guy was “Not really anything you could educate me about, but thanks” but my words were, “No thank you, I’m browsing.”
Then I noticed the area with all the protein bars. BOGO. not bad. I may be returning to try out some bars. Oh, samples…
Samples!! Pockets filled. I notice a conversation of two associates and a heavier middle aged man. Yeah, I’m that guy.
"Testosterone boosters" my ears perked up. These guys were double-teaming (ha) this poor sap in the section marked “Testosterone Boosters”. He had two huge boxes of something in his hand, and the conversation moved along poorly. I think it was Neugenix. So, in this guys hands was $140 of useless garbage that may increase his libido, but I doubt it. Hell, Organic Maca for $15 would have done more I think. Nothing in this crap boosts testosterone.
(I was just bursting to tell this fool to just see an endo.) GTFO of there. Run. I remained silent because it was at least a nice boredom breaker and it wasn’t my place. Some might argue otherwise, and there was an internal monologue saying to do something, but in the end, it’s his life, his decisions, and I want to go back there to get some deals on protein bars. (Selfish) without making enemies with two of our towns obvious local idiots. Every town should have two. My luck, they were both in the same place. Pretty lucky.
Moving on:
This guy had to have been 270 and 5’8” and in poor shape. These boobs were talking about pre workouts and NO as if they just learned a few buzz words. One guy was still talking about a 3 month minimum cycle for the booster, and told the guy, your difference with this stuff is, your doctor would put you on Testosterone and that would be different because it’s external. (Not bad) but then he went on to say, this stuff boosts your natural testosterone, and to get the full effect you’d have to be on it for at least 3 months.
They touch on the word “Estrogen” but fall way short in explaining shyte, as well as Cortisol. It was a sales pitch and nothing related to taking care of the person in front of them. They hooked a fish, probably the only one of three for the day, so they were not going to let this sale slip by.
Boob #2 chimes in and starts talking about Pre Workouts, and the ‘sap’ says, “Well I did the triathlon last year…” and am looking for something to give me a boost in the gym. This continues where boob #2 says, you need Citrulline and Arginine. Citrulline is a precursor to (trails off) because he doesn’t have a clue what to say, while he walks the customer over to the section by me where he picked up a bottle of Arginine and hands it to the customer.
Are you kidding?
There could not have been a discussion about nutrition, and his needs based on goals prior to my getting there. If there was, I’m sure they faltered through it at the same astonishing rate they failed to explain exogenous testosterone and it’s effects. Are they trained to badmouth TRT so they can sell their quota of
As I walk around this very small store packed with mainly protein powders stacked to the ceiling and some big named items, otherwise bare with regard to anything related to a respectable supplement. I simply listen to this train wreck of a conversation.
This guy (customer) should probably be on TRT for life from his doctor. These idiots were leading him around, and talking nonsense. Boob #1 also once again asked me if I had any questions. I held myself back. I wanted to say, “Yeah, just one with several parts..” What makes you think you can answer any question I may have?
The shear nerve and ignorance displayed verges on criminal. They failed to educate their customer as to why he has achieved his current physique, and what steps he needs to adjust his lifestyle in conjunction with proper nutrition and some supplementation in order to aid him in his goals which were…. I have no idea, and neither do they.
I’m afraid for this guy. What are his lipids? E2 level, T? Does he have high blood pressure? What is his real experience in fitness? He was old and fat, and there is hardly a chance he finished that triathlon. I would chalk his mention of it in the face of these skinny; young braggarts to be misplaced machismo. Who could blame him? He walked into a place run by morons with some preconceived idea of what he thinks he needs, probably based on a late night commercial, and preloaded ignorance.
He was ripe for the picking. I’m not sure I feel sorry for him, but I walked out feeling sorry I walked in.
First impression.
It was strangely lit. Uneven lighting and dark in the back.
I was immediately approached by an associate asking if I had any questions about anything. My immediate thought on a 5 second profiling of this guy was “Not really anything you could educate me about, but thanks” but my words were, “No thank you, I’m browsing.”
Then I noticed the area with all the protein bars. BOGO. not bad. I may be returning to try out some bars. Oh, samples…
Samples!! Pockets filled. I notice a conversation of two associates and a heavier middle aged man. Yeah, I’m that guy.
"Testosterone boosters" my ears perked up. These guys were double-teaming (ha) this poor sap in the section marked “Testosterone Boosters”. He had two huge boxes of something in his hand, and the conversation moved along poorly. I think it was Neugenix. So, in this guys hands was $140 of useless garbage that may increase his libido, but I doubt it. Hell, Organic Maca for $15 would have done more I think. Nothing in this crap boosts testosterone.
(I was just bursting to tell this fool to just see an endo.) GTFO of there. Run. I remained silent because it was at least a nice boredom breaker and it wasn’t my place. Some might argue otherwise, and there was an internal monologue saying to do something, but in the end, it’s his life, his decisions, and I want to go back there to get some deals on protein bars. (Selfish) without making enemies with two of our towns obvious local idiots. Every town should have two. My luck, they were both in the same place. Pretty lucky.
Moving on:
This guy had to have been 270 and 5’8” and in poor shape. These boobs were talking about pre workouts and NO as if they just learned a few buzz words. One guy was still talking about a 3 month minimum cycle for the booster, and told the guy, your difference with this stuff is, your doctor would put you on Testosterone and that would be different because it’s external. (Not bad) but then he went on to say, this stuff boosts your natural testosterone, and to get the full effect you’d have to be on it for at least 3 months.
They touch on the word “Estrogen” but fall way short in explaining shyte, as well as Cortisol. It was a sales pitch and nothing related to taking care of the person in front of them. They hooked a fish, probably the only one of three for the day, so they were not going to let this sale slip by.
Boob #2 chimes in and starts talking about Pre Workouts, and the ‘sap’ says, “Well I did the triathlon last year…” and am looking for something to give me a boost in the gym. This continues where boob #2 says, you need Citrulline and Arginine. Citrulline is a precursor to (trails off) because he doesn’t have a clue what to say, while he walks the customer over to the section by me where he picked up a bottle of Arginine and hands it to the customer.
Are you kidding?
There could not have been a discussion about nutrition, and his needs based on goals prior to my getting there. If there was, I’m sure they faltered through it at the same astonishing rate they failed to explain exogenous testosterone and it’s effects. Are they trained to badmouth TRT so they can sell their quota of
As I walk around this very small store packed with mainly protein powders stacked to the ceiling and some big named items, otherwise bare with regard to anything related to a respectable supplement. I simply listen to this train wreck of a conversation.
This guy (customer) should probably be on TRT for life from his doctor. These idiots were leading him around, and talking nonsense. Boob #1 also once again asked me if I had any questions. I held myself back. I wanted to say, “Yeah, just one with several parts..” What makes you think you can answer any question I may have?
The shear nerve and ignorance displayed verges on criminal. They failed to educate their customer as to why he has achieved his current physique, and what steps he needs to adjust his lifestyle in conjunction with proper nutrition and some supplementation in order to aid him in his goals which were…. I have no idea, and neither do they.
I’m afraid for this guy. What are his lipids? E2 level, T? Does he have high blood pressure? What is his real experience in fitness? He was old and fat, and there is hardly a chance he finished that triathlon. I would chalk his mention of it in the face of these skinny; young braggarts to be misplaced machismo. Who could blame him? He walked into a place run by morons with some preconceived idea of what he thinks he needs, probably based on a late night commercial, and preloaded ignorance.
He was ripe for the picking. I’m not sure I feel sorry for him, but I walked out feeling sorry I walked in.