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    On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
    "We're #1 in the #2 business."


    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


    At a Proctologist's door
    "To expedite your visit please back in."


    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."!


    On a Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


    Pizza Shop Slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."


    On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
    "Hello. ! Can we pick your nose?"


    At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."


    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."


    In a Nonsmoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
    action."


    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."


    At an Optometrist's Office
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


    On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."


    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."


    On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."


    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


    At the Electric Company:
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be."


    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."


    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."


    At a Propane Filling Station,
    "Tank heaven for little grills."


    And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."








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    favorite: gynecologist office. however, if i was drunk or not myself, the pizza joint would be best. Sage
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    hahaha... funny read

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