Qualification:
Must have been a shill for no less than three different board sponsors in the last year stating "differences in opinion but still great guys" as the reason you decided that you thought it was time to move on to other opportunities.
Must be a minion for your favorite supplement company knowing nothing whatsoever about the active ingredients or mechanism of action of their top five most popular products other than that it rocks.
Must not have a clue about proper nutrition or training except that you do 12 sets each of 5 different excercise twice a week for biceps and you have your diet "dialed in".
Must have a avatar of yourself naked cropping out your lower body at the point where we can still see your pubic hair.
Must have multiple usernames and already have at least three concurrent free product sponsored logs running simultaneously.
If you are selected you need to perform the following:
Must post at least once daily your product review in the form of one long run on sentence of at least 400 characters without punctuation, proper spelling or grammar.
Must post at least one cat meme per day.
Must post at least once daily an inappropriate selfie (see avatar requirement above for reference).
All interested candidate please apply within.
Good luck to the hundreds of qualified candidate.
(Disclaimer: This post is intended for entertainment purpose only. Any resemblance to any existing AM members although very likely is purely coincidental. The original poster is not liable for any hurt feelings and reserves the right to be flamed or negged by the aforementioned. Not valid in CA, OR, HI, NY, NJ.)