F, Marry, Kill

[smith_69]

time for some F marry kill-

for those who haven't played, its simple- you MUST choose all three and decide who you would F, marry and kill-

Todays list

Clint Eastwood
Donald Trump
Whoopie Goldberg

I would F Clint - think it would be funny seeing him bent over and saying, "do you feel lucky punk" or spread out on the bed, "go ahead, make my day"

I would marry Donald- hes rich and I would become a golddigger. besides perform bad enough for a period of time, hes bound to say "your fired and you get divorced"

I would kill- sorry, Whoope. shes not funny, and sister act sucked. Ghost was ok, but that's 15 min of fame and you watch ghost to see demi, not whoope. Also, ted danson banged you. he isn't really a star

 

[jakz]

1.I would F Goldberg..
2.Marry Trump (All the cars I want)
3.Kill Clint (Known as the bad ass who killed Eastwood?Yes please )

 

[smith_69]

1.I would F Goldberg..
2.Marry Trump (All the cars I want)
3.Kill Clint (Known as the bad ass who killed Eastwood?Yes please )

nice lol

 

[jakz]

nice lol

Awesome thread bro,will be back tomorow

 

[smith_69]

Awesome thread bro,will be back tomorow

great man- and appreciate it.

 

[booneman77]

F Clint: would make my peeps tougher by default
Marry trump: I'll be the first man when he's president ha. And rich. So rich.
Kill whoopie: she's useless.

 

[jmaplewood]

This is hilarious.
Have to agree with

1.I would F Goldberg..
2.Marry Trump (All the cars I want)
3.Kill Clint (Known as the bad ass who killed Eastwood?Yes please )

 

[cubsfan815]

Great list lmao

 

[jakz]

New ones for today?

 

[smith_69]

New ones for today?

coming in 10

 

[smith_69]

Ok todays list picked out randomly, oh come on

todays F, Marry Kill- smfh

Katlyn Jenner, Aka Bruce Jenner
Chaz Bono
Elton John

I don't even know, oh this sucks lol

I would F katlyn jenner- at least he, she, it has a nice pair
I would kill- Chaz Bono- I don't even know what Chaz is trying to be, either way he/she is doing a horrible job at
I would marry Elton- at least he can sing to me at night time and hes rich. I will be like the rocket man at night and get that shyt over with
LMAO

 

[jakz]

Ummm wow..
I would kill Chaz (fat dude,din't know him)
F Elton (although I would rather commit suicide)
I would marry Katilyn (she will die in a car accident,I would inherrit all her money and use it to destroy the Kardashians,then years later on my death bed I would confess to cutting her brakes and killing her fam and be celebrated as a hero in death)

 

[smith_69]

Ummm wow..
I would kill Chaz (fat dude,din't know him)
F Elton (although I would rather commit suicide)
I would marry Katilyn (she will die in a car accident,I would inherrit all her money and use it to destroy the Kardashians,then years later on my death bed I would confess to cutting her brakes and killing her fam and be celebrated as a hero in death)

LMAO-

 

[McCrew530]

Love this game!

I would F Kat to break in that fancy new vagina.
Marry Elton.... Because I am sure he would be a perfect gentalmen lol
And kill Chaz... because fuk anyone named Chaz. Are you telling me that that rug muncher thought long and hard about gender reassignment and was like fck it my name is Chaz?

 

[smith_69]

Love this game!

I would F Kat to break in that fancy new vagina.
Marry Elton.... Because I am sure he would be a perfect gentalmen lol
And kill Chaz... because fuk anyone named Chaz. Are you telling me that that rug muncher thought long and hard about gender reassignment and was like fck it my name is Chaz?

rug muncher- lmao

 

[kisaj]

This is not being done in the manner that I am used to hearing. lol

 

[Dma378]

Would F Elton (way hotter that Kaitlin)

Marry Kaitlin (have my own reality show soon after)

Kill Chaz (no explanation needed)

 

[smith_69]

poor chaz- LOL

 

[booneman77]

F - Elton... he could prob woo me into it anyways
Marry - that jenner thing... $$$$
Kill - chaz... half because i had no idea who this was and half because i found out.

 

[youngandfree]

I'd say Elton John has more money than Jenner.

 

[Dma378]

I'd say Elton John has more money than Jenner.

So you would marry Elton?

 

[McCrew530]

So you would marry Elton?

He would probably just find him on grinder and give it up for free lol

 

[hairygrandpa]

Macaulay Culkin
Peter Dinklage
Obama

I would f. Obama until he loves me. (not sure, but he may be already into it) When he bents over you can grip his big ears for better form.
Peter Dinklage I would marry. He does not eat a lot, has money, is intelligent and easy to handle in bed for ridiculous sex positions.
Macaulay Culkin I would kill... but slowly, to enjoy his screams and o-face- what he is famous for doing in Home Alone.

 

[booneman77]

Macaulay Culkin
Peter Dinklage
Obama

I would f. Obama until he loves me. (not sure, but he may be already into it) When he bents over you can grip his big ears for better form.
Peter Dinklage I would marry. He does not eat a lot, has money, is intelligent and easy to handle in bed for ridiculous sex positions.
Macaulay Culkin I would kill... but slowly, to enjoy his screams and o-face- what he is famous for doing in Home Alone.

Let's keep it to one a day. Otherwise it'll get out of hand and lose the fun of us all comparing notes ha

 

[jgntyce]

Hahahaha this is a great thread!

 

[jakz]

New names?

 

[smith_69]

because its Friday well switch it up and-

Sophie Turner - Sansa Stark - Game of Thrones
Emily Bett Rickards -Felicity Smoak on the CW network's Arrow and The Flash
Katheryn Elizabeth "Katy" Hudson- AKA Katy Perry

Id kill Sophie- she is hot, but as soon as her career on Game of Thrones is over, so is she
Id F- Emily Rickards- beautiful woman
id marry -Katy Perry- theres no going back

 

[jakz]

I would F Sophie Turner -Dem tittays
Kill Emily -Well..no reason
And marry Katy-get to do her every night?..YES!!

 

[smith_69]

I would F Sophie Turner -Dem tittays
Kill Emily -Well..no reason
And marry Katy-get to do her every night?..YES!!

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

 

[booneman77]

F- felicity. Those glasses and demeanor are just so sexy.
M- Katy perry. My gf looks like her twin anyways so I'd get in less trouble this way ha
K- Sansa. Because she's a ginger.

 

[McCrew530]

F- felicity. Those glasses and demeanor are just so sexy.
M- Katy perry. My gf looks like her twin anyways so I'd get in less trouble this way ha
K- Sansa. Because she's a ginger.

I was literally going to say the same thing. Minus the gf thing. Well played

 

[jmaplewood]

F.- Sansa - because she's a ginger
M.- Felicity - yes the glasses and just sexy overall
K. - Perry - maybe her music will die with her

 

[smith_69]

Mondays list will be on a new thread

have a good weekend fellas