A semi-funny joke

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    A semi-funny joke


    Joe, John, and Jason thought that grooming pets for the wealthy would be a good business idea so they invested in that. Joe pays for 60% of the costs, John pays 45% and Jason pays 5%. They have a meeting on how to run the business.

    Joe names himself the CEO since he owns 60%
    John names himself VP of marketing since he owns 45%
    Jason asks for an important position so Joe and Jason say "we'll make you the sex consultant since you own 5%"
    Jason is mad and says "why am I the sex consultant?"
    Joe says "just in case we need your ****ing opinion"

    Feel free to flame me if this sucks LOL

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    ....Okay, these 2 whores go into a bar....
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwood
    ....Okay, these 2 whores go into a bar....
    and...
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    Not only does it suck, but the math is all ****ed up. The guys collectively own 110% of the company.

    dd
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    ahahhahahhahahah

    (to the math, not the joke)
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    this guy walks into a bar and says "ouch"
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    where's the rest of the whore joke?
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    A guy who needs a break from his nagging wife goes to the bar to have a few beers. He looses track of time, and before you know it he;s watsed.

    While he is getting roudy, he spills his beer all over his shirt. "Oh no!" he thinks..my wife is going to kill me when she find out Ive been drinking...I was supposed to be shopping for her birthday.

    Dont worry, the bartender says. Ive seen this a million time. HEre is what you do...Stick a $20 bill in your shirt pocket and when your wife sees it in the laundry, tell her a waiter spilleda drink on you at a work meeting and to make it up to you, he is taking care of getting cleaned.

    Now thats an excellent idea said the drunk. In fact, I think I'll stay and have a few more beers.

    The next morning, he wakes up hungover as can be. When his wife sees the beer-stained clothing and the money in the pcoket, he tells her about the waiter and the $20. She then says, yeah but there is $40 in here...And the guy says, Oh yeah, I forgot, someone sh!t in my pants too.
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    LOL (at custom's)!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chasec
    ahahhahahhahahah

    (to the math, not the joke)
    OMG, I wasn't even trying to be funny on the math, I just flat out didn't add correctly, that's what happens when you attend public schools.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Warrior
    OMG, I wasn't even trying to be funny on the math, I just flat out didn't add correctly, that's what happens when you attend public schools.
    Another product of the California school system.
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    A guy walks into a bar carrying a monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey walks around the bar. The bartender watches as he eats a couple of peanuts, then swallows a pool ball whole. He tells the man that the monkey just ate a pool ball. The man isn’t suprised, and says the monkey eats everything. A few weeks later, the man and monkey walk in again. The man orders a drink, the monkey walks around. The bartender watches as the monkey takes a cherry and shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, then swallows it whole. The bartender asks in disbelief if the owner of the monkey saw that. He said, "yeah, he still eats everything in sight, but after that pool ball, he measures everything first."
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    Two Irish men leave a bar,

    Hey; It could happen!
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    Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

























    Because there are 20 of them
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    Quote Originally Posted by SJA
    Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

    Because there are 20 of them
    Ouch!
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    groan.
  

  
 

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