Weirdest **** you seen at the gym

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Let's start a thread about hilariously weird stuff you've seen at the gym.

I'll start off. Dude takes off his shoes, and socks, just to bench... another dude puts on chalk to squat on the smith machine. this has me very confused.
 
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Guy picked up dumbells and started doing exercies in front of the desk you sign in.
 
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guy wearing an elevation mask while deadlifting and with a batman shirt on. Also, just recently someone would superset everything with hurrying out the door into the parking lot to sprint to the end of the lot and back to the machine.
 
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A guy in the locker room was changing. He had a tramp stamp, lower back tattoo. I've never seen a male with one there before
 
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I once saw a guy staring at another guy's tramp stamp in the locker room. Weirdest **** I've ever seen!
 
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Mine actually just happened right now.

I was standing at urinal and a really tall guy came to the urinal next to me. He started talking about the Americans who stopped terrorist in France.

Whole time he was looking down over the partition at my junk. I didn't know what to do lol.
 
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There is this kid that changes into suede boots to do dead lifts. I mean the kind you would see a woman wearing in the winter.
Uggs? They do have a male version or at least they used to. Tom Brady was the model for them. They do have a flat sole though :p
 

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A guy in the locker room was changing. He had a tramp stamp, lower back tattoo. I've never seen a male with one there before
The only thing worse than a dude with a team stamp is a dude with a belly button ring and a sun tattoo around it
 
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According to my wife, they are the same. You fold the top down if you want that furry Tom Brady look.
 

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2 60 yr old men pinning themselves in the butt at the gym. Wrinkly old gainless men trying to juice.

Or a dude actually handing me a test c bottle and saying bro you ready for real gains. haha I dropped it on the rubber floor I was so nervous and embarrassed the **** out of him in near the dumbbell rack. Haven't seen the guy since. I thought for sure it would have broke.
 

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What the hell? You go to a weird ****ing gym.

For me it will always and forever be the guy with 20 inch arms and 14 inch calves.
 
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Today I was squatting and out of the corner of my eye I saw someone jump I looked to see what the hell they were doing... the guy was sprinting on the tread mill then he would slow to a walking pace jump and spin to walk backwards for about 30 seconds then jump back around to sprint again... so confused
 
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Today was relatively calm. Strangest thing I saw was what looked like pr0n on a 50ish year old lady's iPhone when I walked behind her on the treadmill. Will have to investigate that one more when I see her next.

Then there's always the guy that literally takes a smoke break in the middle of his cardio. Classic.
 

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Yeah, I just found out that a couple of the monsters in my gym like to sit and smoke cigs in their cars before going in. I walked by the other day trying to figure out who the hell was smoking because it is so uncommon now and especially in the gym parking lot and I saw them in separate cars. It was really weird.

No wonder they are just big and never do a lick of cardio, intervals, or anything to get heart rate up.
 
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A guy was benching. Before every set he would throw punch combos into the air. Afterwards, he starts doing roundhouse kicks.

BTW, he stares at the floor so go past him at your own risk.
 
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Wow, I consider myself lucky then as I have not had anything like these close encounters of the weird kind.

It's not as much weird as it is stupid, but I've seen the same two guys in the gym 3 times this week - doing chest every time.
 

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A guy was benching. Before every set he would throw punch combos into the air. Afterwards, he starts doing roundhouse kicks.

BTW, he stares at the floor so go past him at your own risk.
Some dude does this sort of stuff at my gym too. Basically shadow boxing between sets. Almost to intimidate others. Sort of comical
 

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What the hell? You go to a weird ****ing gym.

For me it will always and forever be the guy with 20 inch arms and 14 inch calves.
I found it offensive. Like bro check the gains. I'm doing just fine without pinning bud. I told him thank anyway. And haven't seen him since. My gym is sort of inner city
 
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there was a guy who used to go to my gym that would shave his junk in the locker room...

towel on the floor to catch the shavings and one foot up on the counter.

if he was in there and not shaving something, he would stand in front of the mirror and flex and admire himself.
 
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A chick using a diaper bag as a gym bag.
 
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there was a guy who used to go to my gym that would shave his junk in the locker room...

towel on the floor to catch the shavings and one foot up on the counter.

if he was in there and not shaving something, he would stand in front of the mirror and flex and admire himself.
haha did you tell him it looks like a bonzai tree?
 
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hahahaha really????
Yes, the same chick and her bf started stripping the damn bar when this chick got up to go grab some dbs. I was like wtf, you really couldn't look around for some 10lb plates?!!
 

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there was a guy who used to go to my gym that would shave his junk in the locker room...

towel on the floor to catch the shavings and one foot up on the counter.

if he was in there and not shaving something, he would stand in front of the mirror and flex and admire himself.
Faurk slight G4P bros
 

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Mine is sort of weird but annoying as well, have a kid who claps twice before every set. And not a golf clap, loud as hell claps. Also bros who wear what I call skipper hats. They are a circle with the string around the head that you might see at the shore, what the hell is the point? The gym is inside...
 
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My brother owns a small gym . This guy comes in looks just like Richard simmons. Signs in and grabs 2 10lb dumbells walks out the door into the parking lot . Takes off his shirt and begins skipping in circles holding the dumbbells above his head . He repeats this approximately 50 times . We all stopped wat we were doing to watch him . He comes in sets the dumbells down slammed his business card on the counter and says loudly i train super stars . I couldn't help to bust out laughing. My brother looks at me and ask if i know him personally. At this point iam mystified by this encounter. ... g'day folks !!! :)
 
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My brother owns a small gym . This guy comes in looks just like Richard simmons. Signs in and grabs 2 10lb dumbells walks out the door into the parking lot . Takes off his shirt and begins skipping in circles holding the dumbbells above his head . He repeats this approximately 50 times . We all stopped wat we were doing to watch him . He comes in sets the dumbells down slammed his business card on the counter and says loudly i train super stars . I couldn't help to bust out laughing. My brother looks at me and ask if i know him personally. At this point iam mystified by this encounter. ... g'day folks !!! :)
What did the card say? Was it really Richard Simmons? Lol!
 
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What did the card say? Was it really Richard Simmons? Lol!
His name is john something ill have to snap a pic if its still on the board there .
He had the white fro and spandex but he had a 80s porn star mustache

John boner
Authentic trainer
Dually certified
Massage therapy and physical fitness
Im ready to pump you up . Are you ready ?
Its bright pink with a palm tree and a rainbow above that.
 

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His name is john something ill have to snap a pic if its still on the board there .
He had the white fro and spandex but he had a 80s porn star mustache

John boner
Authentic trainer
Dually certified
Massage therapy and physical fitness
Im ready to pump you up . Are you ready ?
Its bright pink with a palm tree and a rainbow above that.
We need a pic of this lol
 
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We need a pic of this lol
Ill go check if its there if not the guy still comes in every sunday but now he does 70s dances by the squat rack and is currently working on a hand stand world record.
 
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In for pics. This is almost too good to be true.
 

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I saw a crossfit dude standing on a Bozu ball with a squat bar on his shoulders with 135 doing 1 legged squats. One leg out straight in front, squatting on 1 leg.
 
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I saw a crossfit dude standing on a Bozu ball with a squat bar on his shoulders with 135 doing 1 legged squats. One leg out straight in front, squatting on 1 leg.
I'm not a crossfit fan, but that actually sounds pretty impressive!
 

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Does it count that I knew I guy that closed the gym he worked at years ago. He walked into the locker room to shut down sauna, and a dude was getting a blowjob.
 
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That awkward moment when the chick next to you is copying everything you're doing (stairs).
 
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I've seen multiple people lift in jeans.

A guy at my old gym would yell and it sounded like he was having a very intense orgasm. On every rep of every set, not just the last one or two where he was really trying to squeeze out another rep.

The same guy asked me to spot him on a deadlift. He also asked me to press down on the right side of the barbell only while he was deadlifting.
 
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Does it count that I knew I guy that closed the gym he worked at years ago. He walked into the locker room to shut down sauna, and a dude was getting a blowjob.
I've heard stories like this multiple times. Enough times to make me avoid the sauna completely.

I thankfully missed this event, but showed up as the police were driving off. Apparently some guy had been masturbating while standing on the side of the pool and then went back into the locker room to change and leave after the staff caught him. They called the police and they arrived in time to deal with it.
 
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I've heard stories like this multiple times. Enough times to make me avoid the sauna completely.

I thankfully missed this event, but showed up as the police were driving off. Apparently some guy had been masturbating while standing on the side of the pool and then went back into the locker room to change and leave after the staff caught him. They called the police and they arrived in time to deal with it.
I can understand someone getting a blowy, but masturbating?? Lol that's so creepy.
 
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What the hell? You go to a weird ****ing gym.

For me it will always and forever be the guy with 20 inch arms and 14 inch calves.
This is the norm at my gym lol.

But I don't train calves either!
 
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I worked in a university gym while I studied and I will always remember this guy who was doing pull ups stop mid set because he saw an attractive girl in the mirror changing the seat height on a spin cycle. He jumped off, ran toward her (her back was to him) and he bent down, face inches from her ass, and pretended to adjust the seat height on the spin cycle next to her just so he could eithe get a close up of her ass or smell it.

Funniest thing ever.
 
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We really need this stuff on videos so we can make epic gym fail meme videos.
 
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Except for the guy rubbing one out in the gym, we can do without that one.
 
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After showering and towel drying, this old guy uses the hair dryer to blow dry his junk and his butt crack! I guess the warm air does it for him!
 
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After showering and towel drying, this old guy uses the hair dryer to blow dry his junk and his butt crack! I guess the warm air does it for him!
This might be an old dude thing because I've seen it happen several times over the years.
 
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Dudes on gear doing cardio and flexing in the mirror walking around with their shirt off grunting and growling. Dudes injecting in the locker room. People filming YouTube videos and blocking off a whole section of the gym without asking permission from front desk. Oh and a cop who looked bigger than Ronnie Coleman
 

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