- 03-19-2005, 10:16 AM
Ok I'm telling this joke, which I haven't heard or told for years, so it might be a little off. Anyways...
There are three dwarves. Each dwarf thought they could somehow get into the Guiness Book of World Records because of how small they were. So they go to the Guiness Book of World Records committee to see if they "measure" up. The first one decides that he has the smallest hands in the world. They're measured and he does indeed have the smallest hands in the world. He comes out smiling because his name will be the record books. The second dwarf decides he has the smallest feet in the world. They're measured and in fact they are the smallest feet in the world. He comes out as happy as can be because his name will be in the record books. The last dwarf decides he has the smallest penis in the world. It's measured and next thing you know he comes storming out yelling and hollering like a crazy man. It's obvious at this point that he didn't get into the record books. One of the dwarves asks him what's wrong. He looks at him with a mean scowl and says "WHO THE **** IS BOBO!?!?"
- 03-19-2005, 01:07 PM
to quote Gov. Ahnuld...
"DAS GOOT WAN!"
- 03-19-2005, 01:56 PM
03-19-2005, 03:39 PM
haven't heard that one before
03-19-2005, 05:10 PM
I suggest telling it to a group of friends and inserting one of their names in the punch line. ****ing halarious if told in the right way.Originally Posted by Iron Warrior
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